"Jack?"
"Yeah?"
"How many women have you been with?"
"Just women?"
"Ye… How many humans?"
"No idea."
"Really?"
"More than you. Hold this."
"Yeah but you're older than me. And hornier than me, and… what is this?"
"That so? You don't know how old I am, do you?"
"What's so funny?"
"Hand it back. Thanks."
"What's so funny! You didn't answer my question."
"I told you – stop pouting – I don't know. Go and see the Doctor, he's in his room."
"What? Why? What is that thing?"
"Ow! Stop asking about my sex life and start worrying about your own. Doctor. Go."
"But… how'd you –"
"What, you think psychic paper never developed into something a little more... tech?"
So, it was funny in my head - most things are - but I'm not sure it really works on paper. Or screen. Anyway. Thanks for reading ;)