Chapter 4 uncanny ideas
what mamimi had realized was that, although naota said he loved haruko, haruko never responded. As they approached this planet, naota "hey this looks nothing like earth" haruko "You told me to go home and that's what I'm doing!" naota "you're so selfish that's not what I meant!" mamimi "STOP IT!" they landed in the middle of a field, haruko quickly whacked both of them on the head with a guitar. Naota "hey? What's the big idea?" haruko "I am here to protect you from the ugliness of my species! It is so gross!" naota "hey, you're one of them!" haruko "I wish I wasn't" "I wish I could fooly cooly with humans all night long!" they walked onto a street, and went into a house. They saw the names of other people on other houses, one of them was labeled eri and jerry ninamori. Naota "haruko!" haruko "what is it, you ready to come in and hang out, or do I get mamimi all to myself?" naota "stop that! I just want to know if that is eri ninamori, the school girl that vanished, mayor ninamori's daughter?" haruko "oh yeah, it is, she was stationed at earth for some time, she's married now." all that time, he had been almost fooly cooly with eri, it turned out she was an alien too, it was strange, especially because eri wasn't weird at all. Naota decided to stop by. Knock knock! "who is it?" naota "it's me naota, from high school, long time no see!" eri: "oh my god! This is strange, were you an alien too?" naota "no, I'm just visiting with haruko." eri: "oh you mean SHE's back!" naota "what do you mean? Doesn't she live here?" eri "yeah but she's a freak, it's like a vacation when she's gone!" jerry "actually it's more like another honeymoon!" eri "stop!" jerry "may I ask you who this is?" eri "we go way back, back to when I was stationed on earth." eri "so glad I could see you again, but it looks like you need to leave!" haruko "NAOTA! NAAAAAOOOOTA! Come back here! Dinner's ready!" naota "how could you think about eating at a time like this?" haruko "trust me, you haven't lived until you have eaten alien curry!" naota "I hate that stuff!" haruko "trust me, you have never tried the alien kind!" naota "what's it like?" haruko "try it!" naota "god damn, it's as spicy as hell!" haruko "that's because it is hell, hell brand curry, good for the heart, and 666 bones" naota "I'm gonna barf" haruko went into a room in the back, naota stayed and got a glass of juice, who knows what they use for water! Naota started hearing wind like sounds sounds coming from that room, and he quickly went back to find haruko kissing mamimi. Naota "what is the meaning of this!" haruko "I don't know but mamimi likes!" naota "get your hands off my wife!" haruko "I can't help it she's just so sexy!" naota "are you suggesting that I get fooly cooly!" haruko "I don't know but you better hurry up!" naota jumped in and haruko whacked him on the head with a guitar. Naota "What did you do that for?" Haruko: "protection" naota "why are you teasing me like that?" haruko "I'm not now are you fooly cooly or braindead? Let's get this party started!" they had fun throughout the whole night, the next morning they all had monster hangovers, mamimi didn't know it but, she was pregnant. Back to reality, the meteor shower was making the whole house shake. mamimi hoped she would survive through this, with naota by her side, since it was dark, and there was no ways of communication, it seemed like it would never end, they had no food or water, and their house was being torn apart, somehow they managed to sleep through the racket,and 2 days later, the sun came out, and there was about 3 feet of debris. The power still wasn't on, but it was sure to be up soon, kids went out and played in the debris, but naota and mamimi searched the debris, they found what they were looking for, and it wasn't a pretty sight, all those months ago, it was the best time of their life, it was sad looking at it now, empty and destroyed, but it used to be wonderful, it used to be the most wonderful thing ever, it used to be haruko. ----FLCL ride on shooting star (the pillows)