A/N: This story was meant to be a one-shot, but I finally couldn't restrain myself. I hope I haven't ruined it.

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Though I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing villain.

Much Ado about Nothing, I, iii.

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no 1 will ever except me, thout Alicia as she headed up 2 grifyndur tower. When they find out my secrete they will think ima detheeter and h8me 4 evah!

whats the matter asked hairy. i can't tell u, she sobbed, i can't tell NE1!

she was cryin so hairy held her in his qidich-toned arms and stroked her long silky raven-gold hair with streaks of auburn.

oh, & call me stacia, she said.

u can tell me ne thing sed hairy. Even tho we just meant, i love you and 1 feel like ive nown u 4 years!

well sense u asked, its that I'm part vampire, said stasia. hairy looked over her head ad ron and Hermione, who shrugged. we dun care about that sed hairy. Except we didn't know vamires could breed, sed hermione. 1 of R fiends is a warewolf sed ron.

i'm part veela two, sad stacea. they dint care. who isn't? sed hairy. Omg u r the best fiends ever! sad stacya. I can tel u guys NEthing. Butt I cant love u, hairy, becuz i m already spoken 4.

OMG by whom? yeled hairy. i will dule him!

I can tell u that, not even u! she cried. Not after he killed dumbdur! She locked up at hairy with her big black-lashed almond-shaped silver-specked amber and violet eyes.

But dumberdoor is fine sed hermione. We just saw him in the gr8 hall, remember?

o ya, I forgot said stayci. That hasn't hwppened yet. i can see the future 2 so sometimes i get confused.

know 1 can C the future, sed hermione. Divinatoration is a big crock, even when its buy centers.

Thats not entirely true…… begat hairy.

never mind, said staecie. Its not important now. hay hermione why dn't you let me help u with ur makeup and wardrobe? I used to bea supermodel back in America.

that wood be so kewl! cried hermione. my self esteem would be so much better if I looked more liek u! nobody likes me the way i am!

hey! i do! Said ron. So do i! sed hairy. But the girls weren't lissening because Staicey was showing hermione how to work her speshul mp3 player that worked on magick.

What was that you were saying about proffesies hairy? asked ron.

nothing, sed hairy starring longingly after staciy. You kinda had to be there.

A/N: Well, that's it. What did you think? OMG PLEASE REVIEW! I LIVE ON REVIEWS! I WILL DIIIIIIIEEEEEE IF YOU DON'T REVIEW and then you won't get any more stories from me, so there. But if you don't like it don't review because I think it's perfect he way it is and I'm not gonna change it!

All characters belong to JKR, duh, except Alicia Anastasia Allessandra McCaffrey who is MINE SO DON'T USE HER WITH OUT ASKING OMG!11!