Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Me: Another fic! Hey this is even longer than you other Dark Magician fic Lost in the Darkness... Wow.

Dark Magician: That just shows you like me enough to write long stories about me!

Me: Your so conceded!

Dark Magician: I am?

Me: And clueless. (Sigh) Enjoy the next chapter!

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Dark Magician awoke early the next day, eager to get on the road.

Dark Magician walked down the stares and rounded to corner into the kitchen. "Hello, Dark Magician," said a cheerful Mystical Elf siting at the table. Amazon Archer nodded enthusiastically. "Sit down," he said with a big smile.

Dark Magician rolled his eyes and put a disgusted look on his face. Amazon Archer looked down, hurt.

Mystical Elf took something from the folds of her robes. She placed a yellowish paper on the table. "Here is the map you wanted. And..." She leaned over, as if she was taking something off the floor. Mystical Elf held up a beautiful long green staff and set it on the table.

"Finally!" Dark Magician snatched the paper and his staff off the table. Without another word Dark Magician walked toward the door. He walked outside and down the road.

"Wait!" cried an all to familiar voice.

Amazon Archer ran up to Dark Magician, a desperate look in his eyes."Please take me with you!" he said breathlessly.

"No! You'll just get in the way and I don't like you," Dark Magician started to walk again.

"But please-"

"Don't you understand? I don't want you to come with me! Now get lost!"

"Dark Magician- I..."

"You fool! Don't you see? I put the term 'I don't like you' to lightly. Let me put it like this... I hate you!" Dark Magician yelled angrily.

Amazon Archer gasped. "Dark Magician... You don't mean that..."

"Yes I do," Dark Magician snarled. He raised his staff. "Now get away before I kill you."

Amazon Archer shook his head. "No I want to come with you," Amazon Archer then got an idea. "Do you know who saved you from that Red Eyes?" he asked, his voice hard. Dark Magician shook his head, but continued his glare. "It was me!" yelled Amazon Archer.

Dark Magician looked bewildered for a second, then his expression turned to a sly grin. "You killed Red Eyes?" asked Dark Magician with a hint of scoffing in his voice.

"Yes," relied Amazon Archer. Dark Magician's grin widened into a twisted smile, as if he was thinking of something horrible.

"You can come then," said Dark Magician simply. He turned and walked away, not even bothering to see the shocked look on the archer's face.

After all... Dark Magician thought, A Red Eyes was easy compared to Blue Eyes. Amazon Archer will be dead on the first blow this dragon sends to him. He laughed under his breath at his sick idea.

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It was the day after Dark Magician and Amazon Archer left Mystical Elf's house and so far they haven't gone a long way.

Dark Magician looked frustrated at the map. "Mystical Elf circled where her house was... but we've gone thirty miles Why does it seem like we aren't moving?" asked Dark Magician to himself.

"There is the rock shaped like feather," said Amazon Archer as he pointed to a big flat rock that was sort of oval shaped with some of the rock at the bottom broken of, so it looked like a feather.

Dark Magician nodded coldly. "I saw it already. Do you think I'm blind?" Amazon Archer scuffed his foot along the ground in embarrassment.

"So far we've followed every sign Mystical Elf told us to and yet it's like we have never been traveling," said Dark Magician looking back at the map.

"What do you mean?" asked Amazon Archer. He walked up the Dark Magician and looked at the map. "What I mean is-" Dark Magician snatched the paper out on Amazon Archer's sight. "That Mystical Elf circled her house... And on the map it shows the different signs we have to travel to get to Blue Eyes. On the map it's shows we have not even gone far. We must have to go thousands of miles to get to Blue Eyes."

Amazon Archer looked shocked. "What! By the time we get to Blue Eyes I'll be old and you'll be dead!" Dark Magician glared at Amazon Archer dangerously. "One more word and you'll be the one who is dead."

"Let's get moving, we have a long way to go," Dark Magician began to walk again, but not on the path. "Dark Magician where are you going?" asked Amazon Archer. "Well this map says the path is a longer rout, but if we take this forest, off the road, then we can get there faster."

Amazon Archer glanced in the forest. "Are you sure we should go in there? It looks dark and creepy."

"Look the only one dark and creepy around here is me. Don't worry I'll be fine. You on the other hand..." Dark Magician turned and walked into the forest.

Amazon Archer whimpered and considered his options. Go into the forest with a powerful spellcaster and have an almost certainty of death... Or stay outside the forest and wait for something to come out and eat him.

"Hey wait for me!" squeaked Amazon Archer and ran in the direction Dark Magician went.

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"I don't understand what all your fuss is about," said Dark Magician as he back handed a Skull Servant. It easily disintegrated and Dark Magician went on his way. Amazon Archer freaked and ran to Dark Magician side, determined to stay as close to the spellcaster as possible.

"See you killed that Red Eyes but your still a cowered," said Dark Magician with a cruel smirk. "I am not!" said Amazon Archer annoyed. "I just... Don't like the dark."

"Well then you shouldn't have come, because there are many Duel Monsters here who love the dark and I think they would love to eat little archers too!"

Dark Magician laughed at Amazon Archer reaction when he cringed and jerked his head from side to side, looking for any hungry Duel Monsters.

Occupied Amazon Archer didn't notice Dark Magician slip form his side. Amazon Archer kept walking, without Dark Magician.

Within a minute Amazon Archer noticed he was alone. He stopped dead in his tracks and started to shake with fear. "Dark Magician?" whispered Amazon Archer. "Are you there?"

Amazon Archer jumped when he heard a crack of a twig and a shadow in the darkness. There where then many shadows, with gleaming red eyes. Amazon Archer was shrouded. "Oh no..." Amazon Archer's eyes started to water.

And then...

"Oggie Boogie!"

"GAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Amazon Archer leaped in the air, twisted around, and hit something with his hand. He turned to see Dark Magician rubbing a red mark on his face. Amazon Archer collapsed when he noticed all the shadows where gone.

Dark Magician looked down at Amazon Archer who seemed to be crying with joy more than fear.

"You saved me! I thought I was dead for a second! Thank you Dark Magician!" Amazon Archer looked up at the spellcaster with gratitude. But what he saw on Dark Magician face was more laughter than the usual angry eyes Dark Magician would have given him.

Dark Magician's face was distorted from trying not to...

Laugh.

Dark Magician laughed. He laughed so hard he sunk to the ground beside Amazon Archer.

Amazon Archer even thought he saw tears.

Dark Magician stopped laughing and giggled "You- Should have seen your FACE!" He started to laugh hysterically again.

"What you mean..." Amazon Archer suddenly realized. "I'll get you for that!" Dark Magician opened his eyes and looked at the young archer with happy, soft ice blue eyes."You'll never be able to scare me!" He chucked and covered his mouth to try not to break out in laughter again.

Dark Magician got up, still letting out snickers. Amazon Archer got up, grumbling.

"I can't believe-" Get off that subject growled Dark Magician, back to his old self. "We've got bigger problems." Amazon Archer looked around and saw shapes come out of the shadows...

Duel Monsters.

And they didn't look happy.

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Dark Magician: LET ME LIVE!

Me: What about Amazon Archer?

Dark Magician: I don't like him remember?

Me: Oh yeah... Please review!