Ah! My Lumbago! Revised Sequel Edition

(Never do too much Homework)

'Goin' to the fair?'

By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.

"HOOKERS!!!!!! HOOKERS!!!!!!!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME OF SNOOKER? HOOKERS!!!!! HOOKERS!!!!!!!!" Gary yelled into the microphone at the town fair. The only audience was Mrs. Ketchum, Professor Oak, an extremely old guy with a snot bubble in his nose, and some person talking to his Coke bottle.

"HELLO!!!!!!!!! CLEVELAND!!!!!!!" Gary said into the mike after the song ended. "WE'RE '100 WHOOP ASS'! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PARTAY?"

"I do!" said the weird guy with the Coke.

"Good! Cuz this next song is dedicated to ho's like you!" The band started up another up beat Rap-Song.

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!!!!!!!!! IF YOU'RE GAY YOU CAN'T PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!!!!!!! IF YOU AIN'T GOT A WHOOPEE CUSHION YOU CAN'T PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!!!!!!!!" Gary whipped his whoopee cushion out of no where and farted the whoopee cushion into the microphone.

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DO DOPE AND DO GIRLS ON THE STREETS YOU CAN'T PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!!!!!!!!!! IF I SAY YOU'RE A HO YOU CAN'T PAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!" Delia clapped. The sleeping old man woke up.

"Dag nab it you hooligans!" He said and hobbled off with his cane.

"We'll perform again at 6:00, yo! So be here or I'll kick your ass all the way to the Bumper Cars!" Gary warned.

"You want to pet the animals at the petting zoo lil' dude?" Gary asked Sam.

"Gary!" Sam said.

"Cool yo." Gary said. He carried Sam to the petting zoo.

"Do you want to pet the Llama?" Gary asked. Sam spit up in front of the Llama and the pygmy goats ran over to it and licked it off the grass.

"Nasty!" Gary said. They left the petting zoo.

"Gary! Over here!" Ash called. Gary rolled his eyes and went over to Ash. He, Misty and Richie were in line for the Bumper cars.

"Tracy's already riding. He cut in front of us." Ash said.

"Why did the gay fag want to do that?" Gary asked.

"He thought we said 'Humper Cars' when we said we were going to the Bumper Cars." Misty said, pointing to Tracy who was zooming around the platform in a blue car making not nice noises. Some guy bumped into him.

"Oh yeah baby! You know you want me!" Tracy said pelvic thrusting the steering wheel. The ride stopped.

"Awwwwwwwww!" Tracy whined and got out of the car and exited the ride.

"I don't think I want to ride anymore. Let's try the merry-go-round." Misty said. They walked to the merry-go-round but Tracy beat them too it and was humping the Zebra.

"Let's go get some food instead." Richie suggested. So they went to get corn dogs, but Tracy had already beat them to the stand and was eating the corn dog in a very disgusting manner.

"I just lost my appetite." Ash said.

Tracy finished his corn dog and was walking past the boardwalk games.

"Come on! You know you want to play!" A carnie yelled at Tracy, trying to get Tracy to waste his money on the 'Dart the Osama Bin Laden picture' game. But Tracy thought he was being sent a different message.

"Oh, I'll play!" Tracy said, grinning, jumping over the booth and jumping the carnie. A mother and a little boy walked by.

"Momma! I want to play that game!" The boy said, pointing to the Osama booth. The mother covered her sons eyes and hurried him away.

The following week at school, Stacy was walking around school with a large teddy bear wearing a shirt that said, 'Hug me! I'm Gay!'. Ashley had just asked Stacy to homecoming with him by giving him the bear. Tracy was going stag. He could dance with any guy that would dance with him. After school, at the Professor's House, Tracy and his gay friends were trying on their homecoming dresses.

"Look! Aren't these the coolest tights/pantyhose you've ever seen?" Tracy asked, holding up a package of 'Silkies'.

"Ooooooooooh." Stacy and Ashley said, stroking the 'Silkies' Tracy was holding up.

Meanwhile, Ross was over having a breakdown in the kitchen. Gary was unsuccessfully helping him through it.

"The girl with cornflower hair!" he sobbed in his accent. "She wouldn't go to third base with me!"

"Dude, you're never supposed to go to third base with a girl. You need to go to fourth base!" Misty and Ash stared at Gary.

"Gary, there is no such thing as 4th base in dating." Ash said.

"How do you know? You've never even made it to second." Gary poked Ash in the chest. Ross sobbed harder.

"I think we've done all that we can." "I think you should head home Ross." "All right." Ross said and left.

The next day, Gary, Ash, Misty, and Ritchie visited Brock and May.

"Sup, pregnant ho!!!!!" Garry said to his sister.

"Hi." May said. "Do you have any pickles?"

"No. But I got something else that looks like one, but longer." Gary replied.

"Ew!" Misty said. "You're gross!"

"I'm not gross, ghetto ho. I'm NASTAY!!!!!!!!!!" Gary smacked his butt.

"That's my point." Misty said.

"Ow!" May said.

"What?" Brock asked. "

I think the baby is coming!"

"WEEEEEEE!!!!!! Pussay!" Gary said. Akiko jumps in on the scene and hits Gary unconscious with her plushie mallet

To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'

'The Amazingly Gay Homecoming'