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"Wanna play truth or dare?"


The other two Marauders had devious smiles on their faces. They both nodded eagerly. Remus and Sirius both were thinking the same thing. Time to get Lily and James together. Both knew it was time for Plan L and J to being. Lily was hesitant about playing after seeing the other two so happy about a little game.

"Pwease Lily." Sirius said with puppy dog eyes. Lily can't say no to puppy dog eyes.

"OK but no dangerous stuff." Lily said still a bit hesitant.

"Great. Lily you can go first." James said.

"Fine." She said looking around the small group thinking don't they have a fourth member. "Don't you guys have another member of your little group." She asked.

"Oh, Peter. His mum won't let him out of her site for some reason." Sirius said, "Now get on wit the game, Lily-Billy." Lily eyes narrowed, no one calls her that.

"Sirius truth or dare?" She asked him. You could see her eyes twinkling.

"Ummm. Dare" He said with a bit scared because of Lily eyes twinkling.

" I dare you to go to Petunia's house in your boxers and nothing else and ask for a extra large condom." They all gasped at the dare Lily had choose to give Sirius.

"Do I have to ?" He asked in disbelief.

"Yep." Lily said proud because of her Dare.

"We should have let you become a Marauder long time ago." James said in awe of her. Sirius looked at bit perplexed because of it.


Sirius House

"I'm ready." Sirius said took everything of but his boxers. They other three were laughing trying to be quiet but not working. They were hiding under the invisibility cloak. "Shut up you three. I hope my mum doesn't see me." Sirius took a deep breath and walked up to the door. He knocked and waited. The door opened and Petunia stepped out. Her eyes widen when she saw him in his boxers. "Can I help you?" She asked squeaking.

"Actually, you can." He leaned forward and whispered, "Do you have a condom? Extra-Large, please."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Get of my propriety you freak." She screamed. Sirius ran and dove under the cloak but the cloak wasn't there.

"Guys were are you?" He yelled looking around not realizing that they were right next to him. He had missed them by like an inch.

"Right here Sirius." Lily said.

"OH." Was his answered.

"Lets go back to the Manor." James said laughing.


Back at the Potter Manor

The 4 teenagers were sitting on the floor waiting for Sirius to pick either James or Remus. "I pick James." He said with evil smile.

"Dare" James said oblivious to his smile.

"I dare you to kiss Lily for a whole 30 seconds." He declared.

"What?" Lily screeched.

"Uh-uh you have to follow along Lily. Marauder rule." Remus explained.

"Bastards." Lily mumbled. James carefully came forward and kissed Lily lightly on the lips. Both of them saw fireworks.

"Times up!" Screamed Sirius. James and Lily quickly broke apart.

"Truth or Dare Lily?" James asked still a little dazed by the kiss.

"Dare." Lily answered still blushing.

"I dare you to play your guitar and sing us a song." James said.

"You sing Lily?" Remus asked.

" Not well." She said and went to get her guitar. She came back a few minute later. Lily looked like she didn't want to but she took a breath and started to sing.

Baby come over here

Look into my eyes

and listen to what I have to say

I'm sick of how you're treatin' me

Can't come to me

but to her

she just using you baby

I'm the one who loves you

But don't come crawling back to me

When she done with you

baby

No more, No more

I ain't your Babe

I ain't your Honey

I ain't your Bitch

no more honey

Get out of my life

I ain't your Babe

I ain't tour Honey

I ain't your Bitch

Get out of my life

Baby

Don't come crawling back to me

When she breaks your heart

Because

I'm your nothing

Since you gone to her

instead of me

( I ain't was written by me. tell me what you think of it.)

The Marauders were looking at her like she was crazy.

"Was it that bad?" Lily asked her eyes looking at her barefoot.

"It was great Lily." Remus said.

"Did you write that?" James asked. All Lily could do was nod.

"Dinner!" yelled Gracie.

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