Ah! My Lumbago! Revised Sequel Edition

(Never do too much Homework)

'The Amazingly Gay Homecoming'

By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.

"Ash, what are we going to do?" Misty wailed.

"Oooh! Oooh! I know! I know!" Gary said. "Lets ask the authors. AUTHORS!!!!!!!!!"

What?" Says Lauren, coming in.

"What should we do?" Gary asked Lauren.

"I dunno. Ask Nicole."

"Where is she?"

"Don't have a clue. Go find her." So Gary ran off and found Nicole making out with Ross.

"Wow! So he's finally getting to third base with someone. Nicole! What should we do now?"

"Go to the hospital." Nicole said and continued making out with Ross.

At the hospital, Ash and Misty did their homework while Gary wrote a song for his new niece or nephew.

"BABY BABY!!!!! YOU'RE A BABY!!!!! YOU WERE BORN TO-DAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAKIE!!!!!!! BABY!!!!!!!!! WHEN MY SISTER FIRST GOT PREGNANT YOU MADE HER HURL!!!!!!!!!!! NAKIE!!!!!!!!!!! BABY!!!!!!!!! IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU GOT INTO THIS WORLD IT ALL HAPPENED WHEN BROCK AND MAY GOT TOGETHER AND BROCK SHOVED HIS P---"

"Gary!" Delia said. "Don't say things like that in front of Sam!" Delia hugged Baby Sam.

"Kick yo' ass!" cooed Sam. Delia rolled her eyes. The doctor came out of the labor room.

"Where's Brock?" Ash asked.

"Fainted." The doctor said.

"Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Oak, your uh... granddaughter has given birth to twins. A boy and a girl."

"No wonder Brock fainted." Ash replied.

"BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!! BABIES!!!!!!! MY SISTA HAD TWO BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gary paused.

"Yo, scrubbie boy." Gary said to the doctor. "What are their names?"

"Megan and Nick." The doctor said.

"MEGAN AND NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!! THEY'RE BABIES!!!!!!!!!!! YES THEY ARE!!!!!!!!! BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It was homecoming night. Tracy was blushing while he waited for Stacy and Ashley to arrive. Delia was taking pictures of Ash and Misty, who were going to Homecoming together.

"Moooooooooom! We're going to be late!" Ash whined.

"Hold on. I need some pictures of Gary and Laura." Gary and Laura were making out.

"Smile!" Delia said. She clicked away.

"Can we go now?" Ash whined.

"All right. Let me get Sam into the car seat."

"What?"

"Didn't Professor Oak tell you? We're chaperones!"

"How come you always have to be chaperones?????" Ash cried out in despair.

"I don't know." Delia shrugged. "Come on Sam!"

"Fooby!" Sam cooed.

At the dance, Tracy, Stacy, and Ashley were getting in a fight.

"What? You can't dump me!!!!!!!" Ashley was yelling at Stacy.

"Why not? Your sex is no good. I'm going to date Tracy now."

"But that mean's I won't have a boyfriend!" Ashley whined.

"So? Come on Tracy. Lets snog by the punch bowl." Ashley began sobbing and ran off to the little boys room.

The next day, Gary was totally wasted. Misty was mad at Ash because he kept stepping on her feet. Gary was forced to baby sit Megan and Nick.

"Okay. Lets sing a homie song from my new album: 'I want my baby back ribs'. You know, that Chili's commercial with those boy band guys. Chili's has some hot hostesses'. Nick blew a spit bubble. Megan blew a spit bubble

"Okay? Ready.. Ho! Yeah yeah, there's new a new baby on the block! Chillin' wit da alphabet blocks! Yeah! Poopy diapers are up stockin'! Let's get us some Gerber food to go with that Crayola Chalk! Uh huh! Come on! Sing it with me!" Megan started to cry. Nick started to cry.

"Fook!" Gary said. "Stop crying!" The twins stopped crying.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaa. Scary." Gary said.

Later that evening, Gary was researching the antics of twins on the internet and switching between porn and e-mail.

"Ah!!!!!! My Lumbago!!!" Professor Oak yelled from upstairs.

"Are you okay dear? Do I need to get the Viagra?"

"No. I think I'll be okay."

"Hey Mom, is everything okay?" Ash asked, coming into the living room.

"Oh just splendid!!!!!!" Delia said.

"Uh.. Don't you think you should help Dad?" Ash asked, pointing to Professor Oak, who was lying on the floor, looking stoned.

"Oh." Gary came into the room with Sam.

"What up my old hos?"

"We're going to have another baby!!!!!!!!" Delia said.

"That's nasty!" Ash said.

"That's wrong!" Gary said.

"Supercalifragilisticexplialidocious!" Sam yelled.

"Wow! He learned a new word! Can you imagine that?" Gary left the room.

To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago 2!'

'The Poke-Psychic!'