Ah! My Lumbago! Revised Sequel Edition
(Never do too much Homework)

'How to Lose Your Sanity in 10 days'

By Lauren G. (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.

Note: Kind of a spin-off of The Ring...

"Gary! You're as pale as a Ghastly!" Professor Oak told Gary as Gary walked in the house.

"Ahhhhhh! Stay away!" Gary screamed and ran up to his room.

"I wonder what happened to him." Delia said. Everyone looked at Tracy.

"I didn't do anything!" He said. "Honest!"

"Well. I better go check on him." Professor Oak went upstairs. He knocked on Gary's door.

"Gary?" Professor Oak asked. He opened the door. He just about fainted. Gary's room was filled wall to wall with pictures of naked women.

"Gary? Are you okay?"

"10 days... 10 days before I go insane." Gary muttered, lying in a fetal position on his bed.

"Um.... All right then. Dinner's in 15." He left the room.

Day 2

"Gary?" Ash asked, knocking on his step-nephew's door. "Wanna have a Pokemon match? Misty has her period and doesn't want to make out."

"I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!!" Misty screamed. She threw her shoe upstairs and it hit Ash in the head.

"Ow!" He said. He knocked on Gary's door.

"Hey Gary! Wanna have a Pokemon match? Misty has her period and doesn't want to make out."

"YOU JERKWAD!!!!" Misty threw her other shoe up the stairs. It hit Ash in the head again.

"Ow!" He said. He rubbed his head, then knocked on Gary's door.

"Hey Gary! Wanna have a Pokemon match? Misty has her---" Ash couldn't finish his second amnesia sentence because Misty had run up the stairs and started to strangle him.

"DO YOU HAVE TO LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW?"

"chokeNocough" Misty let go of Ash.

"Ow!" He said. He rubbed at his neck and knocked on Gary's door.

"Hey Gary! Wanna have a Pokemon match? Misty doesn't want to make out." Gary opened his door. Ash got a bloody nose and fainted on the ground at the sight of Gary's room.

"Okay." Gary said. He dragged Ash down the stairs and outside, leaving a trail of blood. Mrs. Ketchum-Oak came out of the bathroom and saw the blood stains on the carpet.

"Oh dear!" She went downstairs and into the kitchen where Misty was devouring a box of Rice Krispie Treats really, when you gals have your period, eat those!.

"Misty! If you needed a pad, you could have asked." She told Misty.

"I do have a pad." Misty said.

"Well, then who leaked upstairs?"

"Uh.... Pikachu?"

"Is he still looking at his porn? I only thought teenage boys got bloody noses from that, but I guess Pokemon do too." Mrs. Ketchum-Oak left to find Mimie.

"Um... Pikachu! I choose you!" Ash yelled, and threw Pikachu out onto the battlefield. Pikachu landed on his butt. Pikachu flinched and stood up.

"Yo! Pokemon! I choose you!" Gary said, tossing a random Pokemon out on the field.

"Pikachu!" went the Pikachu Gary sent out.

"I didn't know you had a Pikachu!" Ash said.

"Yeah, so? I have all 450 Pokemon."

"But there are only 350."

"Yeah. I know." Gary picked at his nails.

"Um... Pikachu! Thunderbolt!" Ash yelled at his Pikachu.

"Pikachu! Hooters attack!" Gary told his Pikachu.

"What the hell is a Hooters attack? Pikachu, do you know a Hooters attack?" Ash's Pikachu shook his head. Suddenly, Gary's Pikachu flung itself at Pikachu.

"Chaaaaaaaa!" Pikachu screamed as Gary's Pikachu, apparently female, started humping Ash's Pikachu.

"I thought we were past this." Ash said to the authors.

Shut up! The soul purpose of Pokemon is STILL to be a hump buddy

"sigh" went Ash. "Pikachu! Thunder! What the!!!! NASTY!!!!!!" Ash covered his eyes.

"Go Pikachu!" Tracy yelled from the roof, where he was observing the match.

Day 5

"Gary? I need you to baby sit Sam!" Delia called to Gary through his door. There was no answer.

"Gary? Did you hear me? I need you to baby sit Sam! I have to go the store and Tracy and the Professor are on their way to Vermilion City to do some check ups on the Pokemon at the PokeCenter and Brock is at work and May has her hands full with the twins." Gary opened his door.

"Okay." He said. Delia handed Sam to Gary.

"Gary!" Sam cooed.

"And if you tell him a story, tell him a nice one, okay?"

"Yeah... Whatever." Gary said. Delia left the house. Gary went outside with Sam. Ash was having Yoga with his Pokemon.

"Hi Gary! Want to join us?"

"Hell no. Watch Sam. He is YOUR brother." Gary left Sam with Ash.

"Well, okay! Lets tell Sam a story!" Ash said to his Pokemon. His Pokemon agreed.

"All right. Lets tell Sam the story about Pee Wee Poke Camp! One time... At Pee Wee Poke camp...."

Day 8

"Gary?" Brock knocked on Gary's door. "You want to have a Pokemon match?" Silence.

"Gary?" Brock opened Gary's door. "HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!! JACKPOT!!!!!" Brock yelled at the sight of the posters on Gary's wall.

"Nevermind! Put a rain check on that Pokemon match! I have to sex my wife up now!" Brock ran out of the house.

Day 10

Gary locked his door and sat on his bed. Ever since he had to endure that horrid evening with Tracy in the woods, he was paranoid he was going to lose his sanity within 10 days. It was 11:57 pm, almost heading onto day 11. At midnight, he would surely lose his sanity. 11:58. He would never get to see his grandpa and his new grandma's new baby. Or have that Pokemon match with Brock. He would have had the match on Day 9, but Brock was still screwing May. Still!!!!! 11:59. Maybe he should say goodbye to Sam. 12:00 midnight..... 12:01.

"Wow!!!! I'm not insane!!!!!!! YAHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He picked up his phone. He called Brock.

"Hey! Yo! Brockster! What's up my bro-in-law with no eyes! What's shakin'?"

"My bed! I'm still screwing your sister!"

"So... No Pokemon match now?"

"No!" Brock hung up on him.

"Damn-ness!" He shrugged his shoulders. "Now I can tell Sam a story!" He ran to Sam's room. Sam was sleeping. He woke him up.

"Yo, Homie in training! I'm gonna tell you a story! Its about when I went to Pimp Camp. So, here goes. This one time.... At Pimp Camp....."

The next day, Gary was back to his normal pimpy self. He whoopee cushioned five people, twice he did it to Brock and May who were still screwing in their house next door to the lab.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago 2!'

'Pixilated Pimpness'