I don't own yugioh and if I did, oh god help those poor characters. XD
Just a quick little one shot I thought of.
"Nii-sama?" Mokuba called from the doorway while his brother typed on his laptop.
"Yes Mokuba?" Seto Kaiba replied.
Mokuba walked into his brothers office and sat on the couch staring at the ground. "I have a question..."
"I can't answer you unless I know what it is." Kaiba replied. He looked up from his laptop and looked at his brother.
"Well..." Mokuba started. "Babies come from sex right...so what's sex?"
Kaiba's eyes went wide for a second before he sweat dropped and anime fell. He regained his composure and adjusted his jacket. "Well Mokuba, that's what a computer is for." And he shooed Mokuba out of his office.
Mokuba wandered down to his room and hopped on the computer. He looked up "Sex" and "what is sex?" and clicked on a few results.
A half hour later, Mokuba walked back to his brothers office and sat down on the couch.
"So sex is basically naked men and women dancing around poles, sitting in weird positions to show off their erm "stuff" and then the guy forces the girl down with chains and whipped cream and they do something or another and make a lot of weird noises?" Mokuba blurted out.
Kaiba's eyes were wide and his skin was ghostly white as he stared at his brother. "MOKUBA! THAT'S PORN! And you shouldn't be looking at that!"
"But Nii-sama! What in the world is sex!" Mokuba whined. "And what's porn!"
Kaiba sighed. "Porn is basically pictures and videos of naked people, and sex is well...when a guy screws around with a girl."
Mokuba sweat dropped and fell over anime style. "You're not answering my question though!"
Kaiba banged his head. "What do you want to know then!"
"What the heck is sex? And like what do you do!" Mokuba yelled.
"Gah!" Kaiba smacked his head on the desk and ruffled his hair. "Sex is when a guy puts his "stuff" in a girls "stuff"!" Kaiba said.
"Oh, so it's intercourse then? Why didn't you say that! We learned that in school..." Mokuba jumped off the couch and went to play video games.
Kaiba sat there with his eyes wide and his mouth wide open...then sweat dropped really big and fell off his chair.
hhehe, I thought that was pretty funny. I don't even know where I got the idea. XP Review please!