yea, this chapter is short...almost too short for ed's comfort..ed gets shifty eyed well any way..the only reason i havent said any disclaimers is cuz i own fma...so yea.
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"My therapist says so i think i am fine...NARKLE POCKALOCK GUFAWW LALALALA! whee!" Edward ran across the floor.
"Uhm...Ed?" Winry glanced down, "Uhm.." She blushed, "Your pants are still off."
Edward looked at her with a crazed look in his eye, "I like beads AND YOU CANT STOP ME!" He jumped out the window and put a leaf...ahem...'down there.' Ed glanced at the ground and liked it, "I LOVE YOU WILLY WONKA! and your little dog!" Ed got up and slowly walked down the street.
And then he killed the narrator.
"WE NEED BACK UP YOU FOO'S!" a guy yelled, "Come on! We gonna git sued if we dont get a homie on the d-o-u-b-l-e!" he tried to sound gangsta.
Then the author killed him
A girl poked him, "Can i add him to my collection?" another guy pointed to her, "Hey narrator lady, your up." The girl squealed and skipped over to the broadcasting room, "Hello, my name is Flurry McChicken but you can call me wing!" she held up her hand.
Whateva...
Edward now ran around the fountain drinking the water untill a bird shitted on his head, "ICE CREAM!" he stuck his hand into it and put the crap in his-
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HAHA! endward to edward...sorry im acting scary now.. WELL THAT CHAPPIE SUCKED! cool...review or die! COOL! r&d...