a/n This is chapter two, written by Bob. SEE, I'M FINALLY WRITING!! But please read and review. I like reviews and it would make me happy. ;;
"Okay, so I think I've determined that I'm not in Tokyo anymore," a worried Kagome thought to herself. "I wonder where I am? It can't be in ancient Greece…"
Kagome spotted a person walking in what appeared to be wearing a toga. "EXCUSE ME!! EXCUSE MEE!!!!!!!" She screamed out. "Can you tell me where I am? Am I in Greece by any chance?"
"HOW DARE YOU AFFILIATE US WITH GREECE!! WE ARE TROY!" The toga clad person replied.
Okay, so if I'm in Troy, why can they understand me?? Maybe…I'm speaking a universal language. As Kagome thought this, she realized that when she spoke before, she didn't understand the words that were coming out of her mouth. But she knew what she was saying. How does that work? She wondered. Well, I don't care, as long as I can communicate and find a way out!
Kagome wandered around and was getting all kinds of looks because of her clothes. Most bad, given by the women, thinking she was a slut; and the men wanting her goodies. As Kagome was walking, she found herself humming to The Peace by none other than MoMusu, one of Kagome's favorite groups.
She eventually had to stop and start dancing around because the song made her happy. After her little dance party, she finally found a large building that looked somewhat like a palace, and since she thought herself to be a princess, she walked right on in there.
When she walked in, a bunch of guards came after her, thinking she was an intruder because of her foreign clothing. "HOW COULD SHE HAVE GOTTEN PAST OUR WALLS! (a/n. I typed clothes the first time. The I realized, that wasn't going to work. 'HOW DID SHE GET PASSED OUR CLOTHES?!') WE HAVE THE BEST GUARDS AND EVERYTHING!!" Someone shouted out. It sounded like an old man, and sure enough, a man emerged from behind draping cloth.
"WHO ARE YOU?!!" Kagome shouted at the old man.
"I would like to know the same of you," he replied.
"I am Kagome Higurashi," she said. "Your turn."
"I am King Priam," the old man replied. "How did you get past our guards at the walls?"
"OOOOOOHHHHH A KING!" Kagome sounded a bit star struck for some reason. No one knows why, because she didn't even know Troy existed until just now. "Oh yea, that. I kind of just appeared here. I was doing a dive through the well at my family's shrine, and I just wound up here. I don't know how. Something must have went wrong in the well."
"A well you say? And that was in a shrine?" He questioned.
"Yes, a well. And it was in a shrine," she replied.
"Was it a shrine to Apollo?" He asked.
"N--"
"BRISEEEEEEEIIIIS!!!!!!!!" Priam called before Kagome could finish her answer. Briseis then arrived.
"What is it?" She quietly asked.
"This girl here has a shrine to Apollo at her home she says! And he allowed her to travel back in time!"
"OOH! THAT'S WONDERFUL!" She replied. Kagome then realized by her garb that she was a devoted follower of Apollo.
"Wait, that's not true!" Kagome said. "I don't have a shrine to Apollo. Its just a Shinto shrine. Its my family's shrine!"
"What's a Shinto?" Briseis and Priam questioned.
"I'm from Japan."
Both Priam and Briseis stared with blank faces.
"The far east?"
"OOH! THE LAND OF RISING SUN!" Priam replied. "I've heard stories of that. So, how did you get here?"
"I'm not sure. I just want to find a way home."
"Okay, well, I'll just have my eldest son, Hector, show you around Troy for now. I'll have him take you to our trusted high priest of Apollo after that. He should know of some way to get you back," Priam said.
"Okay."
Priam called in Hector and a handsome figure came walking through the entrance from the courtyard. Hector was holding a block of wood and a knife. If you didn't know, Hector is quite the whittler! (A/n the author of this chapter originally typed widdler, later to find out that widdle is a slang word for peeing in the UK.) He was whittling what appeared to be a duck.
"Hi, I'm Hector," the man said.
"I-I-I-" Kagome was having difficulty speaking. "I'm Kagome?……………." There was a ten minute pause, creating uncomfortable silence for the Trojans.
"Yea, I think I'm Kagome. I'm pretty sure….Yea, I'm Kagome. Nice to meet you, Hector!" She finally spat out. Wow, I'm a sped. Why did I do that?
After their introduction Hector took Kagome on a tour of Troy. Troy was beautiful. The people were nice, and they didn't seem to mind her short skirt, like people in Sengoku Jidai Land. Kagome thought that Hector was gorgeous, she wanted to stay here to be with him forever. She never liked Houjou much anyway.
Hector later introduced Kagome to his wife and baby. As soon as she heard him say the words "wife and baby" Kagome died inside. Like when she found out that Inuyasha really wanted to be with Kikyou, that damn tree lover, rather than her, and like the time when he ruined her new shoes. She was infuriated. So she took the pickle, which she conveniently kept in her enormous backpack, and started beating HERSELF with it. She felt so bad. Hector then stole the pickle from her.
"What is this?" Hector asked her.
Kagome couldn't really speak. Her heart was broken…again. She was afraid to show her tears. "It's, it's, it's….A PICKLE!" After saying the word 'pickle' Kagome broke out in tears.
"WHATS WRONG?!" Mrs. Hector asked in a comforting manner.
"NOTHING THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND!!!" Kagome yelled at her. With tears streaming down her face, Kagome ran to the room where Hector said the high priest of Apollo resided.
At her departure, Hector began his whittling again and Mrs. Hector began feeding the baby, like nothing had just happened.
When she finally reached this room, she saw a rather strange looking man standing at a large window, staring into the sky. He finally spotted her after a few moments of gazing into the vast blue sky. "What's wrong my dear child of Apollo?!" He asked of her.
"I need to get home! I need to go back to my own time!" She said with tears rolling down her face.
"Child, dry your tears," the old man said as he handed her a hankie. "I have seen an eagle carrying a turtle! That is a sign of good fortune to women from other times!"
"What are you blabbering about old man?" Kagome asked in her frustration. "Is that good?"
"It is if you are a girl from another time!!" He replied. "I have also seen a young prince fondling someone else's wife. That is a sign of bad fortune to lovers, young and old."
"Okay?" O.o What is this strange man talking about? I just want to go home… "I want to go home. Can you please help me?"
"AH! SO YOU ARE THE GIRL WITH THE TIME-SPACE-CONTINUUM PROBLEM!" He replied. "I have just the thing for you."
The old man started searching through draws and piles and cabinets of things. He couldn't seem to find what he was looking for. "I know I put it somewhere. I saw a sign yesterday. I knew you would come. So I made a little potion."
After a few more minutes of searching, he held up a small bottle. "AHA! I HAVE FOUND IT!!" He exclaimed. "Now, If you drink this, it should get you back to your own time."
"Are you sure it will work?" She asked doubtfully.
"Not 100 sure," he replied. "If you don't get sent back, you will probably wind up piss drunk THINKING you are back in your own time," he said with a pleasant smile.
"Oh, well, its worth a shot old man," she replied. She opened the lid and chugged the contents of the bottle. She felt the room spinning. She started running around in circles, exclaiming "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S AFTER MEEEEEEE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome thought there was a giant duck chasing after her. "THEY'RE GOING TO EAT US!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!" She continued running in circles for a few minutes, but she suddenly hit a barrier, that appeared to be a wall. She stopped for a second, looked around her as if she didn't know where she was, then began to run around in circles again.
She then saw a window and took a leap. She did a dive like in the opening themes, the only difference is that there was no well or shrine. The people on the streets didn't notice because as soon as she jumped out the window, she opened the space-time continuum to send herself back to her time, or to a whole other time. As she departed Troy, she saw all the Trojans, but they obviously didn't see her. She saw the light that she remembered from time traveling in the past, and then she finally reached ground.
She hit the cold, hard ground with a slam and she died a little. Wow, I think I died a little, Kagome thought to herself. But in reality, she was fine. It was all a mental thing, and since she has issues, she thought she was a bit dead. (so now that the author is done making comments on her being a little dead…) Kagome recognized the bottom of the well.
"I'm finally home!" She said. "HOORAY FOR MEEE!!" She climbed out of the well, and what she found on the ground amazed her. "Is this the Shikon no Tama?" She pondered.
She picked it up and inspected it. She rubbed it and shined it, and no genie came out. "Damn," Kagome thought to herself, "I was going to wish for Hector to come and live with me. Then I was going to wish Houjou would divorce me. And I would save the last wish for later. Wait, just kidding. A genie would only come out if it was a magic lamp. BOOO."
Kagome further inspected it and then she realized that it wasn't shaped right. "If its REALLY the Shikon no tama, then it would be shinier. And I could break it easier, see?" She took the jewel and started banging it on the ground. Nothing happened. "This must be a clone!! IT'S THE SHINKON NO TAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"