A/N: We're baaaack! (No one cares).
So here's our next extremely weird chapter, and we are STILL waiting for reviewers! I mean, c'mon! You can't complain that this story is filled with grammatical errors cuz IT ISN'T! We checked them over and let me tell you, the spelling and grammar are 100 times better than some other stories I've read. So please! For the love of speds review and make Bob happy! He worked hard.
Disclaimer: We don't own Inuyasha. But this story is brought to you by i hab no kuru and Kasai to Kasumi. Thank you. That is all.
Chapter 4"Kagome? Kagome? KAGOME? WHERE ARE YOU KAGOME?" cried a frantic Houjou. The poor man had circled the mini-shrine ten times and still didn't have enough sense to check inside of it.
Houjou stopped circling for a moment as he passed the entrance of the shrine for the eleventh time. He figured it was quite possible that his wife had gone inside, even after telling everyone else not to trespass. Trying his not-so-plentiful luck, Houjou climbed the few stairs and disappeared into the shrine.
The first thing Houjou noticed after entering the small building was an old well in the middle of it. On the floor next to the well, he saw a pickle. Even more confused and worried, he called for Kagome, praying she wasn't inside of the ancient looking well. Receiving no answer, Houjou peered into the well.
"I hope she isn't unconscious down there." And with that, he jumped in as well.
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-Yuukan na dream! Furikazashi! Goin a try!-
Sango jumped, vaguely wondering why her brand new 'cell phone' was singing to her before chucking it towards the well.
"Itai!" Kagome and Sango heard a muffled cry before Sango's cell phone came flying back at her.
Catching the device, Sango turned her attention toward the well, which had (unless she was imagining it), spoken.
Kagome, completely disregarding the well's new ability of speech, turned to Sango and began to teach her how to use the phone.
"So if you don't want the phone to make noise, press this button to put it on vibrate." Kagome explained.
Feeling the vibration in her hand freaked Sango out even more. Now she was sure that this thing she held in her palm was alive and breathing, probably figuring out ways to destroy her at this very moment.
"Oh. Kagome?" Came a voice from behind the aforementioned girl. Kagome turned around to find a dazed and confused Houjou come out of the well.
"Hi there, Houjou!" Kagome waved. She looked at Sango, who was currently putting her cell phone up to Kirara's ear, wondering if 'electricity' would make Kirara transform. Electricity puzzled Sango to no ends, but being the stubborn girl she is, held the phone against hiraikotsu next. Nothing happened, which discouraged Sango.
"I told ya," Kagome said, watching her out of the corner of her eye.
"Kagome, who are you talking to on that phone?" Houjou questioned.
Kagome pointed to Sango, who was sitting barely a foot away. Houjou sweat dropped.
"I…is that so?"
Kagome nodded vigorously, happy as a clam.
"Kagome-chan…who's that?" Sango asked, pointing a finger at Houjou.
"This is my husband, Houjou. And I have a daughter now too…her name is Ai." Kagome gasped, suddenly realizing that she hadn't even began her search for Ai.
"Oh, Ai!" Sango exclaimed.
"You know her?" Houjou asked at once.
"Yeah, I left because she was so ann—uh…because I needed a break from spending time with her," Sango said quickly.
"Thanks for taking care of her. Where is she?" Kagome said.
So Sango lead Kagome and Houjou back to Kaede's hut. Everyone back there were in for a big surprise.
"Kagome, I've been meaning to ask you," Houjou said as they were walking. "I found this pickle on the floor back at the shrine…what--?"
He stopped when he saw Kagome's eyes moisten.
"THE PICKLE!" Kagome cried out.
They continued their trek through the forest.
"Where…are we, anyway?" Houjou asked.
"So many questions!" Sango said, exasperatedly.
"We're in feudal Japan, silly!" Kagome said after wiping her tears away.
Houjou stared at her with a blank expression on his face.
Maybe all those sicknesses Kagome had when we were younger affected her brain…Houjou thought.
Sango slowed down as they passed Inuyasha. The poor mislead hanyou was still pinned to the tree after he had ruined Kagome's shoes a long time ago.
The trio all glanced up at Inuyasha's peaceful face. Houjou was just about to ask another dumb question when Kagome looked down at her shoes and burst out into fits of tears again. What she wouldn't give to have stayed with Inuyasha instead of the moron-I MEAN- man we know as Hobo-I MEAN- Houjou.
Sango tried desperately to coax her friend forward so they could find Ai, when her new cell phone began to vibrate. Opening the phone and pressing talk, she answered, "Moshi moshi?" Just as Kagome had taught her to.
"I know what you did last summer…" came an eerie voice. Sango knew this one all too well.
"AIIIIEEE!" Sango screamed, throwing the phone away from her as fast as possible. How on earth had Naraku called her cell phone? It just seemed so impossible!
Unbeknownst to the others, Sango's cell phone had landed inside of Inuyasha's shirt and had traveled down his clothing, winding up in his pants.
Kagome had finally regained her posture and eagerly followed Sango to Kaede's village. Houjou followed, inquiring about every little thing he saw- such as that green squirrel that just ran by.
Inside of Inuyasha's pants, something began to vibrate. It turned out to be Sango's cell phone. After the vibrations had ceased, all you could hear was the "Kukuku-ing" of Naraku inside the sleeping Inuyasha's pants.
"Kagome, why are we in feudal Japan, and how'd we get here?" Houjou questioned on the trek back to the village.
"We got here through the well," she explained. "I'm not quite sure how you got here though, no one else besides Ai has been able to come down here before."
"Ooh, maybe because I married you and now we're one in the same!" Houjou pondered.
"And maybe because you had the pickle," Kagome said with an angry expression on her face as she snatched the pickle from her husband.
As the gang neared the cottage of Kaede, Ai saw her mother with the pickle and she relived the scene before she discovered the secret world on the other side of the well. She noticed the expression on her mother's face and realized that she wasn't to be reckoned with, so she found the back door and escaped the cottage and quickly ran down the back roads into the forest.
Ai slowed down once they were out of sight. She then proceeded forward and found herself at a rather large tree where there appeared to be a dog-man attached to it by an arrow.
What is this "kukuku" noise I hear? Ai thought to herself. Is it coming from his PANTS?
Ai then decided to first let the dog-man free BEFORE she did anything about the "kukuku" noise, because saving someone's life was a little more important than their kukukuing pants. She climbed up the tree and tried to pull out the arrow.
That's lodged in there pretty good. She thought.
She proceeded to use both of her hands because she thought that'd be much more effective. She pulled and pulled and it finally gave way. As it came out, a burst of light shot out from the hole in his body. Ai felt herself getting a little tired and she noticed Mr. Dog-Man, as she named him, wake up.
"RARARARARARAWR! KAGOMEEE! DAMN YOU! WHY'D YOU PIN ME TO THIS DAMN TREE AGAIN!" Mr. Dog-Man shouted at Ai.
Ai fell to the ground with a thud. "Ouch! That hurt Mr. Dog-Man!" she shouted at him. "AND MY NAME'S NOT KAGOME! ITS AI!"
"MY NAME'S INUYASHA, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Mr. Dog-Man, now to be known as Inuyasha, shouted back.
"WHY ALL THIS YELLING! I JUST SAVED YOU, YOU INGRATEFUL SWINE!" Ai yelled back.
"I thought you were someone else," Inuyasha responded.
"Well, Kagome's my mother," she explained. "And why do you care so much about her?"
"Because she pinned me to this damn tree! RIGHT BEFORE I WAS ABOUT TO PROPOSE TO HER TOO! If she could've waited five minutes to have a fit about her damn shoes…"
Meanwhile, neither of them noticed the position they were in: Inuyasha wound up lying on top of Ai like she was some kind of bed or pillow.
"By the way Mister-I mean Inuyasha," Ai began, "your pants are kukukuing."
Back in Kaede's Village…Sango, Kagome, Houjou, Miroku, and Shippou all entered Kaede's house to find nothing except the back door wide open for anyone to enter or exit.
"I think Ai ran away," Shippou stated.
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A/N: … I think you know what to do now. (Unless you hate us that much).