Introduction

AN: This is a parody sequel to the in-completed series by Bruva Alfabusa; If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device. I don't own the show or anything made by Games Workshop or whatever else may appear.

It is the 42nd millennium, and the galaxy is still at war. The galaxy still burns with many wars and battles being fought. On the capital world of humanity, Holy Terra, the Emperor of Mankind, entombed onto the Golden Throne, now has a text-to-speech device that allows him to give orders once again.

[DUMPY GRIMBO]

But after the 13th Black Crusade, led by Horus' successor; Abaddon the Despoiler,

FUCK YOU!

a great and terrible rift in the galaxy was formed that split the galaxy in half and created a major decline in the Imperium of Man's functionality with warp storms cutting off all communications followed by the awakening of the Eldar god of the dead, Ynnead. As the days grew darker, the resurrected Primarch of the Ultramarines, Roboute Guilliman, has taken charge as Lord Commander as he and the rest of the Imperium fought off against Abaddon's forces with their Eldar allies. This allied force not only fought off against the Forces of Chaos, they also fought off the Tyranids. An extragalactic swarm that consumes all in their path and separated into different hive fleets from each tendril of the main Tyranid. They even fended-off against the Orks, relentless greenskin hordes that gather whatever resources they can get their hands onto as they rage their epic WAAAGH! And the Necrons of the Nepheru Dynasty led by Amarkun the Gatherer. A race of deathless machines and the ancient enemies of the Eldar.

However, when the legions of Khorne try to invade Terra, the Emperor of Mankind has taken command and purge the invading daemons with his new body and armor. But this isn't the same throne-bound, hypocritical, bitter skeleton that act as a lighthouse upon the Golden Throne. It is a piece of the Emperor, known as The Star Child, that has been given new flesh thanks to Fyodor Karamazov bringing the piece of The Emperor back from The Warp along with the Proteus Protocol, thanks to Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes, Captain-General...um...Little Kitten. With the Star Emperor, he uses his powers to eradicate every daemon on the home world as the Throne Emperor reprimanded Guilliman for created the Codex Astartes that caused many Space Marines to be scattered and spread thin, along with many other things. After the arrival of the still living Primarchs, Vulkan had to be taken to have every bit of the Ork gestalt consciousness removed with the help of Magnus the Red while the others help save the Imperium. Guilliman is sentence to be in exile for 200 years to repent what he had done.

But unbeknownst to the Imperium and the rest of a galaxy, a new faction came into being.

Long ago, during the Age of Technology, a large group of scientists and engineers in M17 have banded together as they continue with scientific researches to develop new forms of technology that later led to the creation of artificially-created species as well as new forms of humans, a different dimension similar to the Eldar's Webway, and the creation of astronomical engineering devices that led to the creation of new solar systems. This group has gathered many followers that have created a new form of civilization in a different dimension in the most western part of the Milky Way Galaxy as they abducted many Eldar to create new Eldar subspecies, have an understanding on psychic powers as well as the understanding of the Webway. The creators of this new, isolated realm later became gods to the new species after they put themselves in special pods and gave the new species special spheres that can generate energy.

This new civilization and all its species did had a few differences while creating newer species as well as starting their own conflicts. After nearly 20 millenniums, the Founders came back in new forms while their real bodies are in their pods as they try to restore order among the many worlds. But after the 13th Black Crusade, the dimensional barrier fell apart and are now open to the much wider galaxy. How will this new faction, the Archaeo Coalition, will deal with this grimdark universe?

Magnus appears, "Excuse me, Mr. Strange Thing From Who Know's Where, what the fuck are you talking about?"

The Throne Emperor shows up and smacks Magnus with his psychic fist, "HEY. ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO DO 4TH DEGREE DIMENSIONAL WARP FUCKERY."

Magnus argues with his father, "Oh come on now. You can't be the supreme ruler of everything. Even little guys like me need a chance to shine."

"SADLY, YOU WON'T GET THAT CHANCE."

"Humph! I prefer Star Father over you any day."

Throne Emperor picks up and smacks Magnus with psychic slaps, "NEVER TALK ABOUT HIM EVER AGAIN! HE'S THE REAL ASSHOLE WHO REFUSES TO SWITCH WITH ME AND IGNORES ME." He drops Magnus, "BESIDES, I'M BETTER THAN THAT JERK."

Magnus gets back up, "At least he's nicer than you, better than you, and have more compassion for the Imperium. Just like Vulcan but with more sense. Unless you want me to bring Rogal Dorn with his lack of understanding of metaphors and Vulkan's spine breaking hugs when he's back to normal along with the Stripstodes that will lap dance you."

"END THIS PAIN! AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA!"