Ok so I'm not dead though most of you would like to kill me but here it is! TA DA!
Disclaimer: yea you know I don't own them
WARNING: this is a pg-13/R story so beware all you youngenz
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AN
"spoken"
thought
Girls cabin
When looking into the cabin all you saw were the tops of heads, the bodies rolled up in their warm sleeping bags. All the bunk beds were being used to the fullest extent…..except for one.
A teal haired and dirty blonde woman was missing. Sleeping bags folded nicely at the end of the mattresses.
Soft music from a boom box was being played. Mozart in A measure by Beethoven mixed in with soft breathing and slight snoring coming from the meatball headed teen. The piano solo started to slow down like a broken music box, in the background a slow beat could be heard, low and ominous. Louder and louder, then a sharper quicker note joins in, both increasing in volume. Then a whole orchestra, house beat, and race music come on at full blast!
Heads pop up all at once, six up and three down with an "Itai!", all disoriented and frightened.
"Rise and shine sleeping beauties! We got a long work out ahead of us!" Yelled the dirty blonde woman.
Groans could be heard throughout the room.
"I hope you didn't tire yourself out yesterday, cuz Haruka can be real tough."
:Groans:
an hour later
Dropping on the floor, Makoto gasped taking in as much air as possible, her face was flushed and strands of hair were stuck to her sweaty forehead. "Michiru, you said Haruka was tough! Not a damn slave driver!" She shouted angrily, glaring at the counselor then dropping her head again to concentrate on breathing.
"Oh my god! My lungs are gonna burst!" Usagi whined dropping onto the floor near Makoto.
A group of kids walked passed the group of girls, lead by a counselor who was holding onto the youngest child's hands. "Mrs. Counselor person…why are those people all red and huffing and puffing and looking like they are gonna diiieee?" The little one asked, tugging on the counselors arm.
"Oh don't worry honey, they're not dieing. They just did the 'Haruka-sensei obstacle course' over there." She finished pointing to said obstacle course.
There in the forest was a large obstacle course and track. There were wires hanging from the tree, ropes and pullies, a large wall with a rope on one side and a mat on the other. A bridge made out of rolling logs that resembles rolling pins over a bubbling steaming pit of mud.
"I like our play ground better." Stated another little kid. They all had wide horrified eyes. Each holding onto each other; one of their legs were lifted just in case the monster wanted to eat them.
(:scream of agony:)
The counselor was coughing and waving her hand rapidly trying to get the dust out of her face as the kids ran as fast as their short legs could take them to their side of the camp, all screaming and whaling.
"Is everyone alive?"
"Barely."
"No."
"I can't feel my legs!"
"Good. Shower time everyone." Haruka said happily.
These girls were spunky…and impressive. No one in the past has made it through the obstacle course until now. Even though they were whining and whimpering, when they were doing the course, she could see the fire in each of their eyes. The team work they showed was amazing and their will power to finish the course sparked her interest anew.
boy's cabin
"It's a beautiful morning…on a sunny Sunday afternoon…"
Heero jerked awake and groaned, covering his head with his pillow.
Their counselor…Billy…was prancing around and opening their windows while singing in an atrociously loud off tune voice.
"Rise and shine MY sleeping beauties! It's a beautiful wondrous day!" He exclaimed flinging open the last drape and spun around. "AAAH!" He squealed like a little girl and hid half his face in the drape.
Heero was standing in front of him, in black boxers and no top his biceps and chest tense. With a set frown and dark angry eyes that promised a slow and painful death.
"C-can I help you, Heero?"
"Don't do that again. Ever." Heero commanded.
"Yes, of-of course. D-d-don't m-mind me-e."
He then walked around to each bunk and tapped the sleeping boys on the shoulder. Each rising peacefully, going about getting ready for their shower. It was still pretty early. Since their oh-so-beloved counselor "love waking up early to start a wonderful day!"
showers
The boys and girls shower were next to each other. The building was made out of cement and tiles to make it easier to keep them clean and to have an efficient water system. The boys and girls entered at the opposite side; your backs are facing each other. A wall and glass separated the two sides. But there was a door on one side, for the times when they opened up the showers for one group at a time. please tell me you know where this is going
The group of boys walked up the stairs and into the shower room which was partly filled with steam and the sounds of running water could be heard on the other side.
"Don't take too long, girls, and watch out for peeping toms!" Shouted a woman's voice from outside.
"Yea we got it!" Yelled a voice back, which sounded very familiar to a sweet blonde bunny.
boys side
"Oi oi did you guys here that? Doesn't it sound like Usagi?" A bright eyed Duo asked, his hands coming together with a 'chain-me-up-before-I-rape-somebody' look on his face.
"Yea, it did sound like her; and you better wipe that look off of your face or it's gonna be on the floor. You dig?" Zechs snarled as he rolled up his towel, ready to whip.
"Whoa now, chill out bro."
"Are the other girls in here too?" Quatre asked, praying to Alah Minako was on the other side as well.
"From the sounds of it…"
girls side
"AAAAHCKK!"
"Pass the Mandarin Tangerine body gel, please."
"Get it yourself lazy ass."
"Damn it's cold. I got fripples." frozen nipples XP
(laughter all around)
boys side
(nose bleeds all around)
":sniff: oh yea, I'm guessing they're all here." Said a tissue stuffed Wufei.
"This is our freakin' lucky day." Duo said, hopping up and down and then slipping on a bar of soap. "OUCH!"
girls side
(OUCH!)
"ssshhhh….." Ami said, motioning everyone to stay quiet.
"What the hell was that?" Makoto questioned, her head sticking out of the shower curtain..
"Peeping-tom?" Asked Rei and Hotaru both with shining eyes and a small eager smile.
"Shut-up…keep on going like we heard nothing. Maybe we can flush this guy out." Minako said with a wink.
boys side
"Will you shut the fuck up Duo!" Trowa whispered harshly
Duo was rocking back and forth clutching his head, whimpering. He shot a glare in Trowa's direction, who rolled his eyes and listened for any warning signs. As was everyone else.
girls side
"Who the hell took my razor!" Bellowed Makoto
"Learn to share you stingy bitch!" Yelled back Usagi
"EEWWW!" Said everyone else.
boys side
:phew: everyone wiped off their brows
"Ok turn on the showers to create more steam and then we can open that door over there." Quatre whispered, motioning towards the door in the corner.
Everyone nodded and started to turn on the showers and secure the towel around their waist…everyone except for one.
"This is some sick shit." Hiiro spat out, glaring at all the guys. "Are you guys so hung up on these girls that you'll resort to covert operations to sneak a peak?"
:nods:
"Well I have nothing against it." Hiiro said and started making his way towards the door. Everyone behind him just grinned.
girls side
(all whispering)
"What do you think he's doing?" Asked Usagi.
"Yea, it suddenly got really steamy. He probably turned on the shower on the other side to fog this place up." Rei said.
"What kind of sick bastard would do this?" Ami asked
"A kinky one." Was her reply from Minako, making the group laugh quietly.
"Everyone leave the showers running, keep talking, but get your towels." Instructed Hotaru, "We've got a lil' surprise for Mr. Fooly Cooly."
boys side
"We're almost there." Whispered Hiiro, who was leading the pack.
They were up against the wall in a row inching towards the door. Hiiro was the captain, Zechs who had the height advantage was second captain, Quatre behind him for strategy, Duo was gagged cuz of excessive drool held the waterproof camera he had somewhere stashed in his…towel, Wufei had an extra towel just in case anyone went rogue and went for his woman, Trowa took up the end because of his stealth, needed to close the door without a sound.
"Man your positions finish the mission at all cost. If it goes awry leave no man down." Zechs whispered.
"A foot from the door. Everyone, it's on. Operation 'booty call' commences." Whispered Hiiro as he opened the door with no sound.
girls
"I hear him,he's at the door." Ami whispered from her post on top of a bench.
"Everyone at their positions?" Whispered Hotaru.
"Roger that." Was the reply from various places near the door.
"Weapons?"
The girls held up different bottles of shampoo, shaving cream, and shower gel.
"Operation Sack commences."
boys
A blast of steam and sweet smelling shampoo, shower gel, whatever it is those girls used to make 'em smell so damn good hit them, slightly disorienting the team.
"Careful yo' that's some powerful shit." Whispered Quatre. "Don't let it effect you. Mind over matter guys."
"Q's right. Keep your head on." Hiiro whispered to his team. Flicking his finger forward, they entered the dreamland.
To the complete surprise of every girl, it wasn't only a peeping tombut theentire"Spice Boys" crew that came through the door acting like some G.I. on a life or death mission. But instead of camouflage gear they adorned a simply tempting towel around their waists.
Snapping out of their second of dazed bliss the girls realized one thing.
What the hell do they think they're doing!
All of them glared down at the boys who were still inching on the floor trying to look through the steam but suddenly froze as a chill went down their spines. Oh shit they all thought, looking up just in time to see five Amazon beauties descend from above holding out open bottles of shampoo, shower gel, and dare I say…shaving cream sponsored by Skintimate
outside the shower rooms
: birds chirping :
: children laughing:
"UUWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!"
: dead silence:
back inside
"Hey hey chill out!" Screamed Duo who was running away from Makoto and her lethal shower gel gun.
"Yea! You girls got the wrong idea!" Yelled Zechs who ducked around the shower curtains as a shot of white foam splattered on the curtain.
"I mean it's not like we didn't know it was you girls!" Hollered Duo who dodged Hotaru's leg as she swept the floor trying to trip Hiiro and chuck a bar of soap at his head.
: every one freezes:
"What did you say?" Asked Minako who was pouring shampoo over Quatre's head which was held in a head lock. If you looked closer a red tinge covered the bridge of Quatre's nose, since his head was nestled in between some really soft lush pillows.
": groan: Damn it Duo, I'm gonna staple your f---ing mouth shut." Growled out Wufei just as he dodged the lashing of Rei's hair towel. Parrying with his own towel and then dashing over towards the showers sliding out of Zechs' way as he skidded on his knees away from Usagi who shook her shaving cream can with a manic look and a fang sticking out of her mouth.
"You guys knew?" Makoto yelled as she chucked a glob of shower gel at Duo's face hitting him dead on.
"ARGH! That stuff f---ing stings like a jelly fish, what is gods name is that shit?" Duo bellowed as he ran around wiping at his eyes.
"That's what you get you perv." Makoto said laughing as she ran after Duo making sure he didn't run into a wall or something while throwing more globs of shower gel at him but missing his face.
Hiiro was wrangling with Hotaru trying not to laugh since they were both slipping on the soapy tiles and having a hard time holding onto each other to actually do some damage since they were both covered in suds.
Hotaru smirked and kicked out her foot quickly affectively tripping Hiiro. When Hiiro tried getting back up he kept on slipping and couldn't get a hold of anything not covered in some form of soap. Hotaru burst out laughing, holding on to her stomach and pointing at Hiiro's struggling form.
"HAHAH omg Hiiro, HAHAH you look like an idiot AAAHHAHA"
"Oh yea?" Hiiro hits the back of Hotaru's knee with the side of his hand in a slicing motion making her knees buckle under her.
: thump:
Hotaru looked around her, "Eh?"
" PPFFT BAAHAHHAHA" Hiiro pointed at Hotaru who was slowly sliding across the floor on her knees.
"Holy shit…he laughs." Said an astounded Quatre.
"We just witnessed the eighth world wonder, Ms. Ami, we should take a moment of silence and soak in this momentous event since we are the first one's to witness this miracle." Trowa said closing his eyes and hold out his hands, palms facing the ceiling, with his head tilted slightly up and inhaling through his nose like he was at some kind of yoga getaway. It would have been convincing if it weren't for the bunch of soap bubbles trailing down the side of his face.
"I knew it, your sister is a witch onna." Stated Wufei matter-of-factly his arms crossed over his chest, nodding his head to his own statement.
"Shut up you oaf." Snapped Rei, whipping his butt with her hair towel. :snap:
: wince :
"But you gotta admit :snicker: Hota-chan looked pretty funny : giggle :cough : in a cute way of course." Usagi finished off quickly hiding behind Zechs.
": laughs : You shouldn't be talking Usa." Makoto laughed holding the towel she used to clean off the soap from Duo's face.
Everyone looked over at Usagi and Zechs and started laughing which made Zechs and Usagi look at each other. Looking from head to toe and making eye contact they too started laughing. Why? They were both covered in shaving cream.
"HAHA come on everyone, we should clean this place up or else we'll be in deep shit if our counselors find out." Ami said chuckling and tugging on Trowa's towel.
: KNOCK KNOCK :
O.O "EEP—mmphh" Everyone motioned for Usagi to be quiet while Zechs had his hand over her mouth.
"I heard an awful noise outside and was wondering if everyone was alright?" Said a deep cultured voice from the men's side of the shower room.
"AH f—k we're done for." Whispered Makoto.
"Excuse me? Is there no one here?" The voice was coming closer to the door.
Wufei had a sponge that was bubbling with crazy soap, ready to throw it at the guys head if he came through the door, affectively blinding the man so the guys could get passed him and to keep any eyes from seeing his onna ,and the other chickies as well, but his onna most of all.
: KNOCK KNOCK : now at the door separating the women's side from the men's.
"Hello? Are there any women in here? Is everyone ok? Why are the showers in the men's room turned on?"
"waaahh what do we do?" Minako whispered frantically clawing at Quatre's arm ouch
"u-um…H-Hai : cough : there are women here." Ami called back, a sweat drop forming as she shrugged away the slight glares from everyone.
"Oh pardon me. Is everyone alright?"
"Yes everything is fine, just a slight slip on some…um…soap : nervous laugh :" Ami continued. Now everyone was cheering her own hoping the man would go away.
"In that case I should come in and take a look, since I am the doctor here at this camp." Said the man with the cultured gentlemanly voice a bit too cheerfully.
: clinkchunk:
"EEEHHHHH!"
TBC
Shout outs!
Wishful Thinking2 : yea I know took me long enough for this one too right? Haha at least it's here now XD and happy reading during class especially if you have summer school ()0 power to you lol I read hm…TCP or something during lecture once that made the time pass real fast but carrying this thing for the rest of the day was a pain in the arse. Note to ya'll get a lil one if you're planning to bring it to school
Firenze : Like the name sweet cheeks hehehe lack of Rei and Fei action ne? hmm : in this chappie to yea? I'll work on it XP the funs just begun
Silent Comet: I didn't wait half a year…it was more like a year and a half ;; things happen, priorities change, life goes on but here's the chapping and like I told Shadow XP summer school is almost over. Down with bio no offense to any one who likes bio or is a bio major. But please feel free to rant all you want XD heee
Sumi Toshino: Hope this was funny enough for you hehe nothing like laughing to make the rain clouds go away…or acid rain…who knows :shrug :
Tenshi: Oh angel of the heavens how your sweet words heal my wounded…finger pads XD hehe Hope you enjoyed this chapter, even though it was a bit short.
Lil-Saturn-Goddess : YAY I updated again haha hope you liked it XD
Cin-min : you're new XD hehehe hoorah hoorah I hope you still read this fic since it's been so long. Please still be reading this ;;
Underworld and Sailor-Wind : LOL you two are soo funny and Underworld is probably gonna call me a bitch again for taking so damn long and making another cliffhanger but I'll give you a cookie if you can guess who this man is XD haha oO a chain XD me likey : cough : so any ways here's the next chappie cliff hanger Thanx for being so faithful and offering your help I just need a kick in the head sometimes and and things were really hectic..so : sigh : it'll be fine yea…(wonders if these are the same ppl)
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Umeko Saito: TT waaahh sorry you had to wait so long…it has been a year…longer than a year hopefully you didn't wait by your computer and wither up into a dried prune. Please keep the faith!
Melanie Rose: OOwaah did you see that? My butt moved
Angel: I didn't goof around…much…stupid school but here it is and I hope you liked it
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