Ch.2

I do not own FMA so don't sue me k ight I want at least 2 reviews before I post ch. 3 ok? Thank you r&r

Ed, al, winry, roy, and riza are back from baseball practice and ed was told that he is the new pitcher for the team….he just needs to throw a little softer so the ball doesn't go through the cage…..again! al is catcher because they don't have the equiptment like a helmet an chest pad so they use the big metal guy

: 'they are all jerks with no feelings' al was thinking to himself.

"Good job on getting on the team guys." Roy said. "you too winry….. you will be a cute cheerleader with that mini skirt and all…. Maybe you can distract the other team for us by……(hit in the head by riza) owwwwwwwwwwww… never mind good luck winry"ed said

roy chuckles to himself

al is looking around confused "what does he mean distract them…tell me……RIZA……ROY" al was confused. "nevermind al" roy and riza said in almost unison. "Ed if you ever think like that again I'll….. arghhhhh……………….BONK" winry was screaming at the top of her lungs. "OWWWWWWWWWW… what the hell was that for?" ed yelled with an extremely BIG bump on his head from winry's pink wrench. "I never got to hit you for that….. riza did! So ed.. payback is a bitch isn't it?" winry said. " damn right it is… mumbles and so is a certain someone with a pink wrench." Ed said/mumbled. "you can just shove it…….. 'shrimp cocktail!'" winry yelled.

oO al had a look on his face that stated he was REALLY confused.

(1 hour later)

"Eeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd!" al shrieked "whaaaaattt?" ed replied while walking up to al's room. "what" he said again. "ummm…… can we get a KITTEN!" al shrieked like a girl. "leme sleep on it and……NO, I changed my mind, NO CATS!" ed screamed. "whyyyyyyy not?" al yelled. "because they hurt………(flashback starts here) 'al we are going to be late hurry up, whats taking soo long?' ed had yelled. 'I found a kitten….. wanna pet it?' al asked. 'if it will get you to hurry up then why the hell not.' (a few seconds later) 'owwwwwww get this mutant thing off of me! Get 'em offfffffff! what is –owww- wrong with –scratch-…this…..damn -owwww-… thing?' ed yelled (flashback ends) "you just didn't know how to handle cats that's it!" al said " yah whatever its still no." ed said. "yah well…….. that was like two years ago(not really that long ago)… and the kitten probably just thought you were a scratching post because you were so shrimpy and short!" Al said really pissed off. -- ed was really pissed " I kind of regret bringing him back…… but then I wouldn't have a suit of armor to protect me from bullets!" ed thought to himself!

ok that's the chap. I really hope you like remember I need 2 reviews to post ch.3 ttyl! R&R