SWING! SWING! SAKURA!
By Neutral

Notes: This has been deleted before, but unsuitable inserts and dialogue have all been removed.

Disclaimer 1: I don't own Card Captor Sakura.

Disclaimer 2: I don't own the song, 'Swing Swing' by The All American Rejects.

SWING! SWING! SAKURA!

Verse 1
Sakura's gotta go
Find all the Clow Cards
She's calling Tomoyo
The adventure starts

Syaoran is pissed
Kaho's a bitch
Touya elopes
With Yukito

Hi-i-ra-gi-za-wa's lies, will unfurl
Do you think that Meiling fights… like a girl?
Yue is the dude

Chorus
Swing! Swing! Swing!
Goes the Mistress of the Cards
Her name is Sakura
Now she has to find a way
To get 'em back again

Verse 2
Rika likes older men
Naoko's a freak
Chiharu's pissed again
At Yamazaki

Nakuru-ness
Is genderless
And Kero fights
With Spinel Sun

Hi-i-ra-gi-za-wa's lies, will unfurl
Do you think that Meiling fights… like a girl?
Yue is the dude

Chorus
Swing! Swing! Swing!
Goes the Mistress of the Cards
Her name is Sakura
Now she has to find a way
To get 'em back again

(Instrumental interlude)

Bridge
And Clow Reed
They thought that he was the bomb
Cards are free!
Away, away, awaaaaay!

Chorus
Swing! Swing! Swing!
Goes the Mistress of the Cards
Her name is Sakura
Now she has to find a way
To get 'em back again (Repeat til fade)