ANZU, DON'T FREAK
By Neutral

Notes: Might contain some coarse language. Do not flame please- this is just a simple parody not to be taken so seriously.

Disclaimer 1: I don't own YuGiOh!

Disclaimer 2: I don't own 'Papa Don't Preach' by Madonna.

ANZU, DON'T FREAK

Verse 1
Anzu I know that bashing is so bad
'Cos it hurts when you're against it all
But your fans know that you're
A pretty lady

They often claim that you're a slut
And that your friendship speeches suck
From what I think it's not
But a misunderstanding

I don't know what this is about
Or understand why they'll leave you out
You're just a character
Yet they take you badly
Jeez!

Chorus
Anzu, don't freak!
It ain't over, see?
Anzu, don't weep!
You're not unpretty
Yeah it sucks all the time
I hate bashing, baby!
Oooh-ooh! We need to stop this, baby! Ooooh!

Verse 2
Is it that you hang with cute bishies?
Or your looks brought all this insanity?
Maybe it's out of spite
'Cos you are so nice?

But your fans keep telling those who despise you
Saying how much their claims are real untrue
What we need right now is to compromise
Oh please!

Chorus
Anzu, don't freak!
It ain't over, see?
Anzu, don't weep!
You're not unpretty
Yeah it sucks all the time
I hate bashing, baby!
Oooh-ooh! We need to stop this, baby! Ooooh!

(Instrumental interlude)

Bridge
Anzu! Anzu! It's not so bad, you see?
Maybe it's signs of jealousy?
Or maybe they're just being rude
Or misunderstood?
Don't think it's you
So please!

Chorus
Anzu, don't freak!
It ain't over, see?
Anzu, don't weep!
You're not unpretty
Yeah it sucks all the time
I hate bashing, baby!
Oooh-ooh! We need to stop this, baby! Ooooh!

Outro
Don't start freaking out, baby!
Your fans know you're the lady!
Don't start freaking out, baby!
Your fans know you're the lady!