SORA THE KEYBLADE MASTER
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Notes: Caution, contains some coarse language.
Disclaimer 1: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, or any of its concepts, characters, or plots.
Disclaimer 2: I don't own the X-mas carol 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'. Somebody else does.
SORA THE KEYBLADE MASTER
Sora the keyblade master
Had a very big-assed key
And if he was in battle
He would hit his enemies
All of the Disney people
Always thought he'll save the day
They never thought he'd fail
'Cos of his big-assed keyblade!
Then when Sora reached the end
Mickey had to say
"Seal us, dude and close that door.
We won't see Heartless no more!"
That's how Kingdom Hearts ended
And it's too bad for Riku
Sora the Keyblade Master
Gets the lead in K-H-2…