(A/N) w00tz here comes part two! Sorry about the delay... I had some personal difficulty getting back onto the computer. -.-"

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Strange Date

By: Angelic-Essence

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"This is the Mahora Festival Executive committee. We remind you that there are only 6 days left until the Festival..."

"Safety first! Please remember to follow all our safety precautions! Avoid accidents and injuries and let's aim for a zero fatality rate for this year's festival!"

Much commotion was going around on the Mahora campus. Everyone were busy helping out with decorations and preparations with the upcoming festival.

Asuna and Negi made their way through the crowds as they walked past mechanics.

"Hey look at that guy!"

"Both look cool and cute..."

"Is he in middle school?"

"Kyaaa!"

Asuna's eyebrow twitched as they passed by the gossiping girls but Negi didn't seem bothered. (note: I dont think he really understands much about people gossiping. Lol well, he IS 10... on the inside I mean. XD)

Negi then stretched out his hands as they walked side by side.

"Well, Asuna-san... I've never gone on a date before so... to be honest, I'm kinda excited about this," Negi said finally breaking the silence between them.

"Don't get any funny ideas, stupid Negi," she replied at once.

"Ah?"

"I'll say it again, this is just for practice! PRACTICE! P.R.A.C.T.I.C.E! Don't think that you got anything going just because your magic pill turned you into a handsome teenager!" she said in a rush but blush had then plagued her cheeks as she realized the last part of her sentence.

"Eh? So you think I'm handsome?" Negi asked pointing to himself in surprise.

"Err... well... with that height, look and voice... something like that..." she muttered turning away from him, trying to cover her red face from him. After a moment of regaining her posture, she rounded on him when they began walking again.

"But you're still a brat on the inside! That look doesn't change anything!" she added quickly with a waggering finger.

"Eh? But--" Negi began but was, of course, immediately cut off.

"Stop trying to embarrass me by walking too close! Keep a distance!"

"But Asuna-san..." he said exasperatedly. "I only used the pills to help you practice! With that kind of mood, we're going nowhere!"

"Well... you're right about that..." But it's not like I asked you to help...

"They're quarrelling..." a voice came.

"Ahhh... young love..." a lady in a group of elderly people passed by them giggling. Of course, Asuna heard them. But before she could do anything Negi closed in on her face.

"...Therefore, we're going to have to work on your behaviour like when Takamichi gets close to your face like this," he noted. Of course, he didn't see the emotion plaguing her face at the moment. They were about 3 inches away from each other's faces.

Remembering what they were doing, Asuna then hammered his head backing away from him several feet. "D-Didn't I tell you not to get so close! What were you thinking!" she exclaimed in embarrassment and shock.

Negi laughed while holding the bump on his head.

"Nothing, really. Kamo-kun just told me you might get nervous looking at my face up close," he said as his head was steaming from the hit. "Oh, by the way, are you nervous now?"

"That's none of your business! You are so nosy!" she exclaimed exasperated.

"Okay then Asuna-san, let's start our date!" he said cheerfully.

"Wait! This is just for practice!" she reminded him, half scoldingly.

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"Here," Negi said as he handed him an ice-cream cone.

They both went to an ice cream parlor and just left as they began to eat it.

"So, are you still nervous?"

"I've already gotten used to you already," she said matter-of-factly. "Besides, a pretty boy like you right now isn't my type."

Seriously, what's the whole point of this stupid practice date, anyway? Still... he's better looking at that age than I thought... but he's nowhere as cool as Takahata-sensei, she added.

In short... she thought as she saw him happily licking the ice cream like a little kid, she sweartdropped. he's still a 10 year old in a teenager's body... don't wear that look while eating your ice cream!

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Meanwhile, Konoka, Setsuna and Kamo secretly spy on the two as they walk down the pavement.

"Hmm Asuna really likes older men huh...," Konoka said. "She isn't even nervous while standing beside such a handsome Negi-kun! How strange. It might be fun if it was me!" she continued. "I want to switch places with her!" she added.

"Oujo-sama?" Setsuna exclaimed in half shock and surprise.

"Really? I think she seems pretty effected," Kamo commented while giggling.

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Negi then began to think what he could do while they walked near a shrine. What else did Kamo-kun say on what to do...

"Hmm...," he thought for a moment. "Oh yeah... that..."

Asuna then looked over her shoulder at him. "So what next?"

"Hmm? Oh, right," he said. He cleared his throat and put on a dazzling smile that several girls passing by giggled while one of them fainted. "Would you like to to visit that shrine over there, Asuna-san?" he said in a husky voice while not noticing he was leaning rather close to her.

Again, a fist landing on the side of his face putting distance in between them.

"I said, keep a distance!" she warned. He only laughed while rubbing his face.

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So they went over to the shrine after climbing a reasonable height of stairs.

"Wow, there are many stalls set up... looks like a real festival here," Negi commented as they walked through the crowds.

"There's a lot of non-students who set up stalls around here. The school festival might be held together with the local festivals," Asuna explained. "And since the school is all busy with preparations, it actually looks like it's a real festival."

Negi nodded and then diverted his attention to a cotton candy stand. "Waahh! Cotton candy! This is the first time I've seen them!" he said excitedly pointing to it.

"You want one then?"

He then got the cotton candy and began eating it as he saw another source of amusement.

"Ahhh a shooting game! Can I play?" he asked.

He really IS a kid... Asuna thought with a sweatdrop hanging over her head.

He took the playgun and loaded it while aiming at the targets and began playing. When he finished, all the targets were hit accurately. The people nearby stopped, watched and applauded.

"You're pretty good at this...," Asuna mused.

"I'm good at shooting I guess," Negi said modestly.

The it was her turn to load a gun. "Okay! I'm good with anything that doesn't need brains!" she said and began playing.

"Whoa Asuna-san, you're incredible!" Negi complimented. Then he picked up the gun again. "I won't lose to you!"

"Hehe... I'm not bad, eh? I won't lose at anything other than intelligence!"

People in the crowds nearby 'ooh' and 'ahh' while clapping and kids cheered. The stand owner sweatdropped. "Hey hey... it's time you guys stopped already... you''re gonna get all the prizes before the festival..."

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"Ah! Asuna-san, what's that?" Negi asked pointing to another game stand. The title read "Human Target! Cash prize if you hit me! But I'll evade it!"

Asuna laughed with a sweatdrop. "Ahaha... the university students sure are working hard..."

Nonetheless, Asuna tried it out and went on a throwing frenzy while Negi watched and laughed nervously as the 'human target' dodged frantically.

They went to the next stand and enjoyed themselves. Asuna laughed when Negi tried on a fat man's face mask which made him look like a retard... literally and they went to get some caramel apples and laughed together as they walked past crowds. They then stopped at another stand in which required them to catch fish with a fragile small net.

"So we use these to catch the goldfish?" Asuna asked.

"Yep!" Negi replied as he started to move slowly through the water, catching a goldfish on first try.

"Your first time and you's already doing so well. That irritates me," she said. "Hmph! I won't lose to you!"

So they went into another competitive match as Konoka laughed watching them enjoy themselves.

"Ahahaha, actually, Asuna is enjoying it like a little kid! Look how happy they are!" she pointed out.

"They seem to be treating this date normally normally and are having fun..." Setsuna said with a smile.

"Ah!" Kamo realized. "It can't be like this! This way, it is hard to practice!"

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Asuna sighed. "I don't like this... doing things with delicacy..."

"Asuna-san, you just used too much force..." Negi laughed. Then an idea came to his head.

"Eh!" Asuna felt his hand on her shoulder and his other hand gently holding her right arm above the water.

"Here, I'll show you how to do it!" he explained quickly before she could find a reason to pound on him again.

"Wah! Wait a minute, what are you doing?" she exclaimed with blush evident on her face.

"What? This IS just a practice date... so try treating me like Takamichi for a moment," he said.

She looked down at the water. Oh no, why am I blushing? Calm down, even though he looks lik he's 15, he's still that 10 year old brat Negi on the inside...

Kamo, meanwhile as they looked on, sprung up an idea. "Konoka, quick! Hand me your card!" he said in a rush.

"Eh? Oh, here," she said pulling out the card she had gained from the school trip. (note: its that pactio thing... i forgot what it was. Lol all you need to know is that it can be used for communication)

"Aniki!" he called.

"Eh? Kamo-kun?"

"Good move, now just put your left hand on her hips...," he advised but attempting to stifle laughter threatening to spill.

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Negi looked around and shrugged while doing as he was instructed. "Eh... left hand..."

"Hey! This is just practice so you better watch what you're doing, stupid Negi!" Asuna said warningly. But she had accidentally lost her balance while kneeling down and unfortunately, that was when Negi was about to put his hand on her left side hip but it had come into contact with something else... which was NOT where it should be.

"KYAAAA!" Asuna shrieked covering her chest and Negi quickly moved his hand.

"WAHH! Sorry!" he quickly apologized with blush creeping onto his face.

"GOOD ACCIDENT!" Kamo said in Negi's head. "Now put your foot around--"

"...Foot around... WAH?" he tripped as he turned around and mysteriously ended up in an embarrassing position of where he got a nice view of Asuna's panties. (note: she's wearing a skirt... Lol)

"KYAAA!"

"WHAT THE--?"

"Y-You..." a vein popped onto Asuna's head as she held up a shaking fist. In which the fist met Negi's face... "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

...again...sending him God-knows-where.

"UWAAAHHH" Negi's body slid past Kamo and co. and Asuna rounded on them with an evil face.

"You guys..." she said dangerously.

"AH?" Kamo sweatdropped as her shadowed surrounded him.

"It's all your fault, stupid pervert, Kamo!" she said summoning her sword, using it like a baseball bat and whacked him sending him flying through the air.

"Ahhhh! Somebody help!" he cried. Konoka and Setsuna sweatdropped.

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Negi wiped his nose with a handkercheif as they both resumed walking through the promenade. Asuna eyed him suspiciously.

"What?" he asked.

"Let me ask you... did you get a nosebleed because you saw my panties?"

"WAH! No! Of-Of course not!" he lied while still holding the cloth to his nose.

"Mmhmm..." she grinned. He then looked around attempting to find something to change the topic and looked at the time at the school's clock tower.

Almost time for the pills to wear off... he thought as he then looked at his hand. Did we even get anywhere?

Asuna yawned and stretched her back. "I'm tired... let's call it a day or something," she said in a bored tone.

Negi grinned. "Sure... it's almost time the pill wore off anyway. And these clothes..." he picked at his shirt. "It didn't exactly transform with me."

She raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah..."

So they returned home in silence but unknowingly, their friends were still stalking them. Kamo rubbed his chin with an evil grin on his face.

They returned back to their dorm room and as Asuna unlocked the door, Negi felt himself shrinking and looked at his hand as it became it's normal form. He made a mistake in attempting to walk as the pants caught to his foot. "Ahhh!"

"What now...?" Asuna began as she turned around but she tripped backwards as Negi fell onto her...

CHU!

"AHHHHHHHH!"

"Asuna?" Konoka was walking with Kamo on her shoulder and Setsuna was still with them.

"Negi-kun? What happened to you?" she asked with a sweatdrop hanging on her head as she saw him on the grown with a huge bruise on his head, unconscious.

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Asuna fumed as she stormed into the restroom with a red face. "THE NERVE OF THAT BRAT!" she screamed as she undressed getting ready to go to the bath house. Her face was still red in anger and more of embarrassment, all the same.

She sighed as she picked up the towel. Yet at the same time she touched her lips with a threatening smile tugging at her face.

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OWARI...for now.

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(A/N) Lame finishing point. LOL. XD. Flames are welcome. I couldn't think of another funny way to end it to be honest... with the whole transforming back thing. Very sorry, I'm not that good in humor. But I try. Lol.

Say, what do you guys think of this story for Negima I'm cooking up in my head?

If Only its a working title

Summary: What if Negi was actually 15? What if there wasn't any magic involved at all? What if he still managed to become a homeroom teacher of an girls' high school under different circumstances? So... what if he and a certain red-head met? Welcome to the alternate reality of Negima.

I'm planning... I have no idea. But I wanted to know what you guys would think before I did anything.