Oh God, I'm Mutated
"Uhhhh..." (I seem to be saying that a lot...)
I woke up, and the first thing I saw was...pink. Everywhere.
Scary, scary pink...I was in a pink four-poster bed in a pink room with pink carpet, and I had a pink nightgown on.
This was not my best afternoon.
I looked at the (pink) clock...It was 9:00...but I went out for the mail at one...
The pink door opened, and in walked Sue with a white dress on.
"Hi again! I'm so glad you're finally awake! We have a lot to do," she said. She blinked, and suddenly I was in a pink dress.
HEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPPP!
"You are to be the next Sue," she told me, as we walked (or in Sue's case, glided) down the hall in what was apparently her house. Funny, I thought it was smaller...
"We are in the ancient Palace of the Sues," she informed me. "This is where all the secrets and equipment of the Sues reside."
Secrets and equipment? Wha?
Suddenly, we passed a mirror.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
My hair was suddenly BLONDE, and to my KNEES, my eyes were so BLUE, I had such a FIGURE...
Oh, God, I've mutated into a Sue!
"Don't worry," said Sue. "That's perfectly natural (THIS IS AND WAS NEVER NATURAL!) and you'll need all of your good looks later..."
Oh no...
"Tonight, we start your training as a Sue!"
OH GOD...
oooh, evil me, cliffhanger...
Sharvani- Aww, thanks, I love it when people make fun of almost anything!
Elven hope- I have nothing against Sues, in fact I adore them. I just have to mock something today...
Luinlothana- I've written up to chapter 6, I'm just going to keep some suspense going while I write more cackle
DRUNKEN LANDLORD- I know about the Ós, I hate them all... oh, by the way, I love the Bill story! i am a grima girlie...