Kitty: Just to let people who don't know that little fact know. I'm using 8th grade math because what's what grade Dai is in my fanfic. I really did do problems like this in my math class. I'd do different harder things I have done, but they'd be harder to do on the comp. Yah… Sorry bout the Minnie math lesson. It's for those who haven't done this kinda math…
And thanks so much to my bate reader, Miss Kay!
Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel which belongs to Yukiru Sugisaki. Or Kagome, from InuYasha, who belongs to Rumiko Rakahashi. Or the song lyrics.
Bold Dark thinking or writing
Underline Packet questions
x is multiplication
/ is divide
= is equal
+ is addition
- is subtraction
if there is a –sign in front of a number, it's negative
The problems that are in () are done before the other problems.
"Hello class. Isn't just a wonderful day out side?" The teacher asked, a grin as big as the Grand Canyon on her face.
Dark looked at the teacher with mild fright.
'Man, Dai sure has weird teachers. I wonder how he puts up with them?'
"Now class, I have a fun packet for every one. You'll have the whole hour to work on it. Isn't the wonderful?" The teacher asked in a creepily cheerful tone.
Dark gave an involuntary shudder.
"Now, be a wonderful class I know you are and don't talk. If you do, you'll be cleaning the class for a year. Higurashi, would you please pass out the packets?" the teacher, still smiling a creepy smile.
A black haired girl got up and took the packets from the teacher and passed them out.
'I wonder if that's what Creepy Boy would look like if he smiled…' Though Dark would never admit it, he would rather be with Satoshi then with this teacher any longer.
Packet
1. 8 x 16 + (-5 x –98) Red.
2. 127655 x 7669876 + 123123n x (23 – 876) The triangle of pie.
3. 876 / 6766 x –1231 Lime green mixed with hot pink.
4. 13465166 + 681196 x 4468435 – 12233 Why do kids need to know math anyway? It has nothing to do with my job.
5. 548684 / 68867.3 x 17541.8916189 Poor kids these days, having to do all these useless problems.
6. 236402.293472 + 29342.388833000003 They should teach something useful, like the names of artwork.
7. 284.863468 x 785954.87666 + 75995.6786 They should also teach kids how to paint and make things. Wait. They already do. Never mind.
8. 4545235 x 1234 Do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with things to say to these stupid things?
9. 72362 + –2 I know! I'll sing song lyrics!
10. -134144 x –341134.134 I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.
11. 134124 + 324134 This is the song that ever ends.
12. 1231233 – -21412 Man! I feel like a woman.
13. 234134 – 13413 It's been one week since you looked at me.
14. 13413 x 1232131 Hey now you're an all star.
15. 12312 / 123123 Can't ya hear it out in Boston now.
16. 13,412,414.234 + 1,237,610.123414 / 127,533.133 x 12,366.123 (1,381,366 x 12,836,163) + 1,283,616.175553 – 1,753,188.7155317 + 917,613.666678 x .231234123) – 12,863 / 1,375,139.24 x 1,86,361 – 286,466.244 x .3344124 – 23,424 + 1,234,134.1,234,234 x 234,224 + 12,376,103,766,343 That is so long not even Creepy
Boy could get it right.
Just then the bell rang and Dark ran out of class.
'Now, what class does Dai have next? English?'
Kitty: 1 million pounds of candy and a plushie of your choose to any one who answers question 16 right. And wow, the first page was just of AN notes, math stuff and thank yous...