Kitty: Lunch. What to do... Guh. My head hurts...

Thanks to my beta reader, Miss Kay!

Disclaimer: I don't own D N Angel cuz it belongs to Yukiru Sugisaki. I don't own Kurama, Jin, Hiei, Yusuke or Touya from Yu Yu Hakusho is which owned by Yoshihiro Togashi. Or Pudding, Tart, Kish and Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew which is owned by Mia Ikumi & Reiko Yoshida. Or Yoh and Anna from Shaman which is owned by Hiroyuki Takei. Or Tohru, Momiji and Kyo from Fruits Basket which which is owned by Natsuki Takaya.

Bold Dark talking or thinking

Italic Daisuke thinking

Dark had no idea what to do. It was lunchtime and he had eaten the big lunch Emiko had packed Daisuke. Normally, he would have bugged Satoshi, but Satoshi wasn't here. He was also staring to get freaked out by the girls following him. Half were muttering his name over and the other half were muttering Satoshi's name, a few were even muttering Dai's name or Krad's name.

'I love girls, but this is a little much!' thought Dark as he ran through the school, trying to get away from the girls. After about five minutes of running, he ran into a random classroom and the girls ran by.

"Safe at last!" Dark yelled, doing a little victory dance, which was very funny. It was hilarious when he tripped and fell. He got up and acted as though nothing had happened. He looked around the classroom and soon got bored.

He went out of the classroom and aimlessly wandered around.

Soon he opened a random classroom door and found people inside. There was a guy with red hair and green eyes, another redheaded guy with blue eyes, a guy with black hair and red eyes, a guy with blackish green hair and brown eyes and a guy with grayish hair, green bangs and bluish eyes. They were sitting in a circle and had a big pile of candy in the middle. When they saw Dark looking a their candy, they grew claws and fangs and started to hiss at him.

More then a little wired out, Dark left the room quickly.

Walking around some more, he opened another classroom door. There waiting for him was a strange sight.

A girl with bright pink hair and a black tail and a pair of black ears was being chased by a guy with green hair and pointed ears that was flying. Another flying guy, who looked like the first but smaller, was being chased by a girl with yellow hair that had a yellow monkey tail and monkey ears. Both groups were going in circles around the classroom.

"Can we help you?" asked the girl with the monkey tail.

"No, I was just about to leave," said Dark, who slammed the door shut and walked quickly down the hall. Slowing down, he heard some groaning and some whimpering coming from one room. Smirking, he pulled the door open. What he saw was something he was not expecting. (A/N: Saw and was are the same, but spelled backwards... did that make since? It's like Dark and Krad! )

There was a boy with brown hair and brown eyes on the floor doing push-ups. A girl with blonde hair and black eyes was watching him. She glared at Dark when she saw him.

"Who are you?" she asked coldly.

"Anna, don't be mean," the boy said, smiling nervously, stilling doing push-ups.

"Shut up Yoh. I asked you who you were," Anna repeated, glaring.

"Um... Dark?" Dark said meekishly.

"Well then Dark, you may leave. Yoh still has three-hundred more push-ups, five laps around the school and other things to do," Anna said.

Dark quickly shut the door, but not before he heard Yoh whine "But Anna!" Smirking slightly, he kept walking down the hall.

Opening another random door, Dark saw a boy and a girl and something that looked like a girl, but Dark wasn't sure. One girl had brown hair and big brown eyes. The boy had orange hair and reddish orange eyes. The thought-to-be-girl had blonde hair and brown eyes.

"Here Momiji and Kyo. I have some rice balls," the brown hair girl said, walking over the other two, who were sitting together, when she tripped.

"Tohru!" they both yelled. Tohru fell onto the other two and there was two poofing sounds. When the smoke cleared, a rabbit was in the blonde's clothes and a cat in the orange haired kid's clothes.

Dark shut the door and ran down the hall.

'What the crap is wrong with Dai's school! Demonic-candy-loving, flying-ponty-eared, animal-tails-and-ears, mean, turn-into-animals people go here! AND WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS!' Dark screamed in his mind, running down the hall, trying to get away from the mad people. It worked fine till he ran out of hall and hit a wall. (A/N: Wow, that rhymed!)

'Dark... are you okay?'

Dark screamed a high girly. He had nearly forgotten Dai was still with him.

'I'm fine. Man, your school is messed up.'

'Is is lunch?'

'Yah.'

'Now you know why I eat on the roof with Satoshi.'

'Are you ready to take over now?' Dark asked, quite hopeful to get out of this mad place. (A/N: Welcome to the evil world of school Dark...)

'...Guh...'

'Uh... Dai-chan?'

'...'

'Crap! He went to sleep again... Now I have to finish taking his classes. I'll make him make up for it later. Yes, a nice long, sleepless, night. A punishment will be needed.' thought Dark. He picked himself up off the floor and walked around some more.

'His next class is gym, right?'

Kitty: Please don't get mad for me making Dark act all OOC. He will get back to normal, I promise.