IMPORTENT: Okay, I know I said there'd be DaixDark in this, but I'm not doing it. I tried finishing the fic and it didn't end how I wanted it to with the fluff, so I'm going to take it out. Sorry. Oh yah, I'll be up north for a bit so I won't up-date for bout 2 weeks. Sorry bout that...

RANT: EVERY single TIME I try and post a story for the D N Angel section, it gets TAKEN OFF! THAT ISN'T COOL! AND THIS STORY WAS DOING SO WELL! GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

blackmagic111090- I think every one in class would stay awake is Dark taught it. &gives D N Angel wall poster&

UnIQuE Not Weird- You thought it was funny? That's good. The first time I tried to write it, it wasn't funny at all, so I rewrote it. I really didn't thing it was that funny. Thanks! &gives D N Angel wall poster& Jade Cade- You mean people listen to teachers? Wow. &gives D N Angel wall poster&

Devi-Seraphim- No, I didn't work it out. I just went with what sounded right. The website didn't work? I'll email it to you. And Dark doesn't steal from Krad, just Sato's family's work. I really don't know how Krad got thrown into the mix... Or at least that's what I know. I'm thinking on doing a sequel, like Krad going to school for Satoshi... I donno... &gives D N Angel wall poster&

Inumaru12- Yes, very one will listen to Dark and not the teacher. It's just common since! &gives D N Angel wall poster&

Krystean Ray- Thank you, I'm glad you think it's funny. It's hard to keep coming up with funny stuff. &gives D N Angel wall poster&

Kosmic Kitty- I tried reading it to, but it soon turned to blah blah blah. &gives D N Angel wall poster&

Wildfox- Yes, Dark is very sexy, isn't he? &gives D N Angel wall poster&

Thanks to my beta reader, Miss Kay!

Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel which belongs to Yukiru Sugisaki.

Bold: Dark's thoughts, Dark writing

Underline: test questions/directions

Dark sighed has he walked into Daisuke's last class of the day, Japanese. 'Last class. I'm so happy! I'll soon be out of this crazy scary place!' he thought, with tears of joy running down his face.

He took a seat and waited for the teacher to come. Then the teacher walked in.

"Hello class. I am your sub. I am Yuy, Heero. You shall call me Yuy-san. If you don't, you all get a detention. I have mission for you to do, and do it in silence," Yuy-san said, passing out packets to every one.

'Man, this guy is to up tight, like Creepy Boy. CRAP! I hope those fangirls didn't hear that, don't want them chasing me again. And I don't wanna meet up with those creepy people I saw at lunch. I should just do my work and not get killed...' Dark thought, getting to work on the packet.

Tell why NOT to do these things at an American Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking: Well, that's funny, but you should put in their coat pocket or in their purse. Then when they get caught, they'll be embarrassed and in trouble.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals: Because that wouldn't cause bodily harm. Turn the sound up to max and have them all go at the same time. Then people will panic and run around in circles.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms: Duh. Because it doesn't look like blood. Use Ketchup instead.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares ... and see what happens: Code 3 is a good idea, but it only means a kid threw up. Say code 102, that means there's a flying monkey killing people.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away: That's good, but not good enough. Ask for an ice cream cone, a bird, an elephant and a bag of M&M's.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area: Because, you need to put water down too. Get an empty cup or something like that, fill it up then dump it there. Don't get caught, the man doesn't like it.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department: You forgot the grill. Have a grill and when people go by, laugh madly while putting lighter fluid on it then ask bout the pillows.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?': No, that won't work. Fall to the floor and rock back and forth, then say that.

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose: That's cool, but don't forget to wipe your figure on the camera before you go.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are: Don't forget to laugh madly, then shake your fist at the sky and yell 'I'll get you, you stupid lima toads!"

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme: Very cool. Get a squirt gun and spray some one every once and a while, yelling 'Die demon scum! You shall ever get the Queen of England!'

14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME!': Don't forget to add the 'I'm the sexiest!'

15. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!': OI! What's wrong with hearing voices! Dai hears them all the times. It's only me and I hear Dai when he's just a voice. You should only worry when you hear Krad's voice in your head... Or any time...

16. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!': BUHAHAHA! The best! How to top that... yell 'But Mole people ate them!'

Dark smirked has he finished up.

'Dai's so gonna die for this. Hope he doesn't get to mad...' He thought as he looked up at the clock. Then the bell rang and Dark ran out of the class like fangirls where at his heels.

'HOME FREE! I'M SO HAPPY!' Dark thought, crying anime tears of joy. He was so busy crying anime style, he ran into a tree.

"Ow. Pain. BURN YOU STUPID TREE! BURN!" Dark yelled out, using his magic to set the tree on fire, still in Dai's body. Teachers and students alike backed away slowly then ran for it. After laughing for a good ten minutes more, Dark changed into himself and flew home, sending little bots of magic to every tree he saw.

Kitty: Wow... this was very lame... Sorry bout that. I do feel a little sorry for the trees though... Only one more chapie to go though... I'm sad now... T.T I DON'T WANT IT TO END!