Kitty: Oh crap. I am shocked. When I reposted this, I didn't think I'd get so many reviews. 10, 12 no more then 15, but this, this blows it out of the water. I got 41. 41 reviews! &goes into shock, faints, unfaints and does happy dance&
Mystergirl256- That's a good idea. I've been playing around with it in my head for a bit. I think if I tried to cram all the classes into this chap, ya'll'd be waiting till the next ice age. &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
Nekogirltheanimefreak- Aw, to bad. I'd love to brag to my friends that one of my reviews has monkeys in their control…It took me forever to think up the mole people, glad you liked it! &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
Lady Samurai- Thank you for telling me my chaps where mixed up. They should be straight now. &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
Sherryl- Yes, poor Dai, Emiko will kill him when she sees his grades. Then we'll have to look for another person to be Dark's host. &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
kyo's little koneko- Yes, poor Dai. But when people read this chap, they'll be saying poor Dark. &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
Everto Angelus- Really? If you and Dark have your tests word for word, you should be study buddies. That way, we can fail together! I want your English teacher. Mine's very mean. &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
Hittocerebattosai- Thank you so much for emailing me. It was very helpful. That's the first time I've done something like that…Yes, most people say when you have a bad day, you shouldn't have gotten out of bed. It's the polar opposite for poor little Dai. &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
Daishi- Thanks for telling me. &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
Sesshoumarufangurl- Most likely. Then when Kag went back though the well, demons would be the lest of Inuyasha's problems. Have a good time with the men in the van! &waves goodbye& &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
Lady Elbereth Tealrose- Sure. I'll email you the list as soon as I can get my email working again. &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
Bara-Minamino- I mush say, I loved your reviews. Especially the one with the funniness. And yes, ducks are very cool. Or so says Dark and my friend. I personally like turkeys better. And yes, feel free to make a fic with references to mine. I'd like to read it. I'll send you the pic as soon as my email starts working again. &Gives many candies and DNA stuff and wall scroll&
Person- Thank you. Hilarious is just the thing I was aiming for. &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
candidus-lupus-full Moon- I never thought of that. I should have put Kenshin in it. Something to keep in mind for the sequel... &Gives many candies and DNA stuff&
Thanks to my beta reader, Miss Kay!
Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel which belongs to Yukiru Sugisaki.
Bold: Dark's thoughts
italic: Dai's thoughts
Dark was sending bolts to trees and not looking where he was going. Which is why he didn't see the window was closed and flew into it like a bird... and fell to the ground. Thinking he had flown into another tree, Dark sent the nearest tree aflame and tried to get into Dai's room again and hit the window again. Instead of opening the window, like he should have been able to do as a Phantom Thief, Dark broke the window and climbed inside.
'Hope Dai doesn't get mad about that... Or Emiko. If she does, I'll just hide in Daisuke. I'm sure she won't kill him. Hopefully.' Dark thought with a smirk.
Dark then changed out of Dai's school uniform and into some jeans and a T-shirt. Then he went downs stairs and did random things till it was Dai's bed time.
Dark lay down on Dai's bed and let Daisuke take control. Then set upon the task of waking Daisuke up.
'Dai. Hey, Dai, wake up. You'll be late for school.'
'It's night. You went to school for me while I slept. It was quite nice ya now.'
'YOU WHERE AWAKE! AND YOU DIDN'T HELP ME!'
'Maybe. Kina. Yah. Mostly only during Gym and lunch. AND I'M NOT THAT SMALL! '
'Yah? Well then, you need to be punished,' Dark stated, coming out of Dai's mind and sitting next to him and the bed. He rubbing his ears, trying to fight off the ringing sound that had come from Dai's load yell.
Daisuke looked at him in surprise, then mild horror then surprise again. 'What are you going to do?'
'You'll see.'
Dark moved closer to Daisuke. Daisuke moved away. This continued until Daisuke ran out of bed. Upon discovering he was out of bed, Dark lunged at Dai and started to tickle him.
"Dark! Stop!" Dai yelled in between laughing fits and thrashing around. Dark didn't stop and kept on doing his task. Dai was starting to get mad and kicked Dark in the chin.
"OW! Mommy, er, Emiko! Daisuke kicked me!" Dark cried. He curled into a little ball and sucked his thumb, rocking back and forth. Daisuke just laughed at him.
Dark, not used and not liking being laughed at, glared at Daisuke. Dai only laughed harder. Dark was starting to get mad and lunged again at Dai, who moved out of the way, causing Dark to hit the wall.
"Did you get the license's number of those wings?" Dark asked in a daze.
"Krad?" Dai asked out loud.
"Where!" Dark asked, jumping up and turning his back to Dai.
"Nowhere," Daisuke said, poking Dark on the leg. Dark jumped and screamed like a little girl. Dai started to laugh. Dark got annoyed and jumped on Dai, knocking him to the ground.
"Ow. Dark, That hurt. What time is it?" Dai asked.
"That was random. It's bout nine," Dark replied, cocking his head to one side and blinking, making him look really cute.
"Aw, crap, I have to go to bed then, I don't wanna be late for school," Dai said, pushing Dark off him. He got up and went over to his bed, jumping in. Dark gave Dai a nervous glance before returning to his tamer's head.
'Hey, Dai, you really don't wanna got to school, do you?'
'No.'
'Good because-'
'But I have to see what kinda stupid things you did. IE, killed someone, blew something and/or someone up, being a playboy, got in a fight with Satoshi and/or Takeshi.'
'I'm hurt. You think I would do something like that?'
'No.'
'Good because-'
'I know. Now good night.'
'Dai-chan? Dai-chan, wake up!'Dark tried for the next hour to get Dai up, but with no such luck. 'Aw, crap. I'm dead when he next goes to school.'
Kitty: Yes, this is the end. Yes, there is a sequel. It's called Dai Plus Bad Test Scores Equals Death For Dark. Yes, it's long but I think it's funny. I should be up soon, like with in a week or two. So hang on and thanks to every one that reviewed!