"Foiled by Filch!" cried Fred in an outrage.

"You'd think McGonagall would have supported us since we are in her house," remarked George.

"You want to know the worst part?" demanded Fred before he continued without an answer. That git Percy wouldn't even make the purchases for us!"

"There has got to be of finding what the stupid parchment is about," reasoned George pulling it out.

"Here let me see it," ordered Fred taking if tom George. Fred duly pulled out his wand touched it to the parchment and said, "Reveal yourself."

Fred and George stared at the parchment as nothing happened. Then slowly out of nowhere came a tidy scrawl that said:

Mr. Padfoot would like to congratulate Mr. Fred Weasley for being a dunderhead.

Mr. Prongs would like to add that Fred Weasley is a pain to look at as well.

"It's insulting you!" laughed George.

The parchment continued:

Mr. Mooney suggests that Mr. Fred Weasley stick his want up his rear and leave it there

George began to burst out in laughter as the parchment finished its message with:

Mr. Wormtail whole heartedly agrees with his associates

Fred's mouth hung open like a codfish's as he stared at the parchment in surprise. Being insulted was the last thing he expected. After a few minutes of shock he began to see the humor in the situation and laughed.

"Here George, you try it let's see what it says to you," offered Fred.

George then pulled out his wand and said, "Insult me."

The original message had long disappeared and new message began to surface.

Mr. Wormtail asks why someone would be so dense as to request to be insulted

Mr. Mooney agrees and suggests that Mr. George Weasley is one wand short of a spell

Mr. Prongs gladly obliges to George Weasley's request by saying that George is denser than his brother and probably already has his wand stuck up his butt.

Mr. Padfood is appalled by the concept that there are Weasleys of such similarity and wonders how the Weasley parents could endure to have such ugly and moronic children.

"I love this thing!" laughed Fred.

"I can see why Filch kept it locked up," agreed George with a smile.

"Should we show it to Lee?" asked Fred, tears in his eyes from laughter.

"Not yet, O want to see what else it does," answered George before giving the command, "Do something aside from insulting."

The old message disappeared and a new one surfaced:

Mr. Wormtail asks what on earth would make us stop insulting you?

Mr. Mooney requests that Mr. George Weasley not answer the question Mr. Wormtail poses; for fear that the answer would lower our IQ

Mr. Prongs asks what would you have us do you dingbat?

Mr. Padfoot also asks would you like us to do something like this you hornklump?

The message quickly disappeared and at the top of the parchment appeared the words:

Messrs Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are proud to present

"Present what?" asked Fred placing his wand on the parchment.

The parchment came back to life with a single reply:

That is for us to know and you to find out

Before the twins could ask any more of the map Lee Jordan called from across the practically empty entrance hall. George then pocketed the parchment as he and Fred joined Lee.