Title: Did you just flippin chuckle?
Rating: PG-13 I guess
Disclaimer: I own nothing, nada, zip. Except for characters you don't recognize.
Time Line: Somewhere after 'Phase One' but before Sark was captured
Summary: What happens when Syd and Vaughn meet two girls that are . . . they'reuh . . . ummm . . .I'm not very good with this summery thing so why don't you just read and find out out what it's about?
Dedication: This chapter'sdedicaded tomy other Sammi (v). She helped me out with this chapter and I'd like to thank her! Luv ya girlie!
A/N: ok so I went over this chapter ony about 2 times to edit it and a friend of mine went over it but i usually go over it about 4 times so there might be mistakes and other stuff that might not make sence but I wanted to get the chapter up soon becuase, WOW . . . 11 flippin reviews! WooT! WooT! so here's chapter 2 you guys. I don't speak Spanish so the translations might not be correct I think I got them off of freetranslations(something like that) so any mistakes are not my fault. And after the fist couple of chapters it might not seem very alias-ey but I promise there's a plot to this . . . Ummm I think that's it for the most part. Enjoy the chappy!
Having Lunch
Sydney and Vaughn walked into the house and were greeted with the voices of Will and Francie.
"Oh hey guys" Francie and Will said in unison.
"Hey" both Syd and Vaughn said.
"I was just stopping by to see if you guys want to have a late lunch at the restaurant." Said Francie.
"Don't you need to be at the restaurant Fran? Isn't it busy on Saturdays?" Syd asked.
"Yeah, but when I left it wasn't busy. I don't know why but anyway I thought I would swing by and see if you guys wanted to hang out over there."
"Ok sure I amhungry," Syd said. Just at that moment a grumble came from Syd's stomach. "See I told you I was. Is that all right with you Vaughn?"
"Sure" he replied.
They all left for the restaurant while Syd and Vaughn told Will and Fran about what happened at the park.
"Yo, somebody see how much money we got." Kylie said.
"Okay, let's see what we have here." Ryan said. He opened Syd and Vaughn's wallets and cursed. "Oh shit!"
"What? Are they like filthy rich and dumb enough to keep a butt load of money in there?" Brain asked sounding hopeful.
"No, they're CIA" Ryan said as she showed every one there badges that were inside there wallets.
Everyone just stared. Everyone but Chrissy.
"So, take the money and let's go eat. We can go to the new place on Cotman Ave. I hear it's good." Chrissy said.
Everyone agreed on that plan and Kylie just nodded not wanting to believe that she stole from CIA agents. 'How the hell did I steal from CIA agents!'Kylie thought.Before she new what was happening they were at the restaurant.
She walked into the place and that's were she saw them. Who you might ask? Well none other then our favorite little spy couple themselves. There they were, sitting at a table with two other people. Kylie got Jay's attention and said she wanted to leave but it was already to late for that. They saw her.
(Back like 5 minutes earlier)
Syd, Vaughn, Will, and Fran all entered the restaurant laughing at one of the stories that Fran told Vaughn about Will.
"What is it pick on Will day? It's not funny." Will said in his defense.
"Your right . . . it - it - its not." Vaughn said trying not to laugh like Syd and Fran were but he couldn't help himself. He started bursting up laughing. Will just rolled his eyes.
"Yeah thanks for agreeing Mike." Will said.
While they were eating lunch and having a good time Kylie walked in the restaurant with a bunch of kids. Syd looked toward the entrance and just stared. Vaughn noticed this and looked to where Syd was staring and also saw that Kylie was here.
"Why are you guys looking at a bunch of kids?" asked Fran.
"Thats Kylie and her friends." informed Syd.
"Really?" Both Fran and Will said.
"Yeah"
"Syd, I'm going to invite them over here Ok?" Vaughn said.
"Sure, I'll pull a table up."
Vaughn looked at Syd and saw that she had an upset face.Syd didn't feel good about this at all and Vaughn could sense that.
"Syd sweetie I'm sure her friends are nice."
Syd knew Vaughn could read her like a book so she didn't try to hide the fact that she didn't feel good about this.
"Yeah I no. I just . . . Something doesn't feel right. I mean I really don't think these kids have a home. I mean I don't mean to sound rude but look at their clothes and skin. I don't think children with parents and a home would be raised looking like that."
"Syd I'm sure they have a home its just . . . you know kids these days hanging around with they're 'gangs' on the street."
"Yeah you're probably right."
Syd said thanks by giving him a kiss and then Vaughn went over to Kylie.
Kylie was watching them. She was worried they'd notice there wallets were gone and think it was her who stole them. She got really worried when Vaughn started walking toward her. Nobody else noticed but her because everyone was to busy looking at the menu deciding what they wanted to have.
"Hey Kylie"
Everyone looked up at the man that called Kylie and immediately recognized him from his CIA badge that was in his wallet.
"Oh, Hey Mr. Vaughn. What are you doing here?"
"Probably the exact same reason you're here. To eat and 'chill' with my 'gang'." Vaughn said trying to be 'hip' with the new 'lingo'.
Vaughn's use of language caused Ami to let out a small chuckle and everyone else to look at him wierd.
"Did you just flippin chuckle?" Chrissy whispered to Ami trying not to interrupt Mr. Vaughn.
"Well Syd and I were wondering if you kids would want to join us." Vaughn continued.
Kylie looked at everyone and they either stared at her, shrugged their shoulders, or were still looking at the menu.
"Yeah sure."
"Great come on over. Then you can introduce us to your friends."
"Ok, we'll be over in a sec."
Vaughn nodded and walked away. Kylie looked at everyone and they just stared back. Ryan spoke first.
"You dumb ass! You said yes! You stole there wallets and you said yes! Kylie how are we going to pay for it. You can't pull out there wallets. They'll recognize it!"
"They might not even look."
"Yeah right Kylie. There's CIA aren't they supposed to observe things?"
"Well they didn't notice when I took their wallets. Obviously they're not that good of agents if they didn't even know that. Maybe we'll get lucky."
Kylie got up and everyone followed and headed for Vaughn's table.
Syd watched as Vaughn talked to Kylie and her friends. Suddenly she felt someone tapping on her shoulder. She turned around. It was Will.
"Syd you ok?"
"Yeah I just don't feel well."
"Do you want to go home?"
"No not that kind of don't feel well. Like a gut instinct something isn't right."
"Oh"
Vaughn came back and put a hand on Syd shoulder and sat down.
"They said they'll be over in a sec."
When Kylie and everyone else came over Francie stood up. "Is there anything I can get you kids?" she asked. When everyone was done telling Fran there orders Fran turned to Syd, Vaughn, and Will. "Guy's, the usual?"
They all responded with a nod and turned their attention to Kylie.
"So Kylie this is my friend Will" Syd said. Kylie just gave a nod. "and the girl that just took your orders was my friend Francie." The table fell silent and Syd decided to speak again. "Kylie, aren't you going to introduce us to your friends?"
"Oh, uh, yeah, my bad. This is Antonio but everyone calls him Tony, Ami, Christina everyone calls her Chrissy, Jayden people call him Jay, Ryan, Heather, and Brian. Guys this is Mr. and Mrs. Vaughn."
Will choked on his water and spit it out all over the table. "Mr. and Mrs.! Did you guys go and get hitched in Vegas and not tell me!"
"No," Syd said. She then turned her attention to Kylie "We meant to tell you Kylie. Were not married."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I just assumed that-"
But before she could finish what she was saying she was cut of by Syd's voice.
"No, It's ok. Really. Well considering we never really told you our names I'm Sydney Bristow and this is my boyfriend Michael Vaughn. You can just call us by our first names."
"Well I'm going to go in the kitchen and get something to clean this up." said Will.
After Will left Chrissy asked a question. "Do you guys come here allot? Because he just walked in there like he owns the place."
"Well our best friend is the owner . . . So how old are all you kids? You guys all the same age?"
"No, as you no I'm 14. Chrissy is 13" said Kylie. "Tony over there is the oldest."
"I'm 14, half a year older than Kylie." Tony said.
"I'm 12, the youngest." Brian said.
"I'm also 12" said Heather.
"And me, Ryan, and Ami are 13." Jay said.
At that time Francie walked out with some of there orders in one had and other orders in the other had and Will came trailing behind her carrying more orders and towels to clean up his mess. They all had a good time just eating and talking about anything. During the conversation they heard ringing of bells meaning that someone had come in. Kylie and Ami looked toward the door and frowned at what they saw. It was Monica, her sister, and mom.
"Monica" said Kylie informing everyone she was there.
"Don't you mean Moniqua?" Ami said.
This caused the kids to chuckle.
"God I can't stand that girl. She's so conceited. She thinks she's all that just 'cause she say's she half Rican and she look's nothing like that. I mean look at her sister, she has red hair and freckles for god sakes. That's like me or Ryan saying we're Rican." Ami said pointing to their red hair, freckles, and pale white faces. "Heather look's more Rican then she do and she aint even Rican." Kylie said. Obviously Kylie did not like this girl.
"Well her sister is her half sister, they have different dads." Jay said.
"Yeah but Monica's mom is the one that's 'supposedly' Rican." Said Ami
"Oh Great, Here comes lil miss 'I'm a princess, I'm all innocent, kiss my feet and shine my shoe's.'" Ryan said making fun of Monica.
This caused another chuckle from everyone. Syd, Vaughn, Will, and Fran put on a funny look at Ryan's name for 'lil miss Monica' and looked over at Monica who was approaching there table. They observed her trying to figure out why most of these kids didn't like her. She looked like a very nice girl.
"Oh Hey guys! Didn't think I would run into you today." Monica said with so much cheeriness it made everyone sick.
"Hey Monica" came only Brian, Heather and Jay's replies.
Syd, Vaughn, Will, and Fran noticed this and guessed that Brian, Heather, and Jay didn't have a problem with this girl Monica but the others, that was another story.
"Oh hey Kylie, Ami, Christina, JUST the people I was looking for." sarcasm was dripping in Monica's voice.
Ok, she just used Chrissy's full name. Not a good idea!
"Vaya la mordedura un gallo." Go bite a cock said Chrissy.
Monica just ignored her and waited for a reply from either Mea or Ami but she just received a look that was all 'uh huh sure we were looking for you to, and I'm the cow that jumped over the moon'. Seeing as they wouldn't talk she continued.
"Maria said that you guys were talking shit about me."
"Oh watch it Mon your mommy over there might just catch you cursing and ground you." Kylie said in a baby talk.
"Whatever, Anyway, Were you talking trash?"
"Yeah I was."
"Yeah well next time don't talk shit or I'll get Evan on you."
"Monica I am shocked. You would send Evan on your friends!" Kylie said pretending to be shocked and afraid.
"Not all you people. Just people who talk shit."
"Exactly, your friends."
"Oh Kylie, I'm honored you think of yourself as my friend but news flash, last time I checked, you weren't my friend."
"Oh didn't Maria tell you though? She was talking shit to."
"Yeah right Maria wouldn't talk shit about me. I'm her best friend."
"Yeah, you're her best friend all right." Kylie said rolling her eye's.
"Yeah she is my best friend, she wouldn't talk trash. You're just jealous that me and her are as tight as we are and you aint got nobody."
"Oh Monica. I'm honored you think I'd be jealous of a perfect girl like you but news flash, last time I checked, I do have someone that tight." Kylie said glancing around the table. "Wait a min my bad, you are right."
Monica smiled and said "Aren't I always?"
"I've got people tighter obviously. I mean you and Maria can't be that tight if she talks shit about you."
"We are too tight you jealous little rat."
"Oh ouch I'm really hurt. I was called a rat." Kylie said whipping fake tears from her checks.
"At least I can get guys."
"When did we start talking about guys?"
"What, don't want to get on the topic? Oh yeah you just can't get guys. I forgot."
"Ok one I can get guys. I just decide not to be all sluttish like you."
"I aint a slut you dirty lil whore."
"No your right your mom is."
A round of "OoOoOoO's" erupted from the table and Syd could sense a fight. Kylie got up and got in Monica's face 'cause she knew she could take this little wench without breaking a sweat.
"Witch!" screamed Monica.
"Bitch!" was Kylie's comeback.
"I was born that way, what's your excuse?" Monica asked.
"I new that ran in your family!" Kylie said pretending that she just discovered something amazing.
Monica got soo pissed and raised her hand to slap Kylie. Can somebody say catfight?
"Enough!" Syd yelled and Monica lowered her hand.
Kylie smiled her victory smile. She always got the last word. Monica didn't have anymore comebacks so she looked around the table to see who yelled and saw Syd.
"So Mea, Are these your new foster parents?"
Syd and Vaughn stared in shock at what they just heard. Syd was right. They didn't have any parents. Well they did, but they didn't. Vaughn looked at Syd and Syd knew he was telling her that they needed to talk to Kylie later.
"No they're not." Kylie said in a toneless voice.
"Oh," Monica said. She then turned to Jay knowing he was Kylie's week spot. "Jay you want to join me, my sis, and mom at our table? I see it's a little bit crowded over here." Monica said leaning toward Jay and eyeing him like she was checking him out.
'Oh no she did not' Kylie thought glaring a hole through Monica. Monica just turned her head, smiled at her and looked back at Jay. Kylie then turned to Jay and gave him a 'you better not say yes' look.
Jay saw the look he was getting from Kylie, and thought about his answer, he honestly didn't want to go but Monica was nice to him so he declined politely. "No thanks Mon, They asked us to join them and it would be rude just going to another table."
"All right, Whatever." Monica said, but she did not want to leave just yet so she mumbled something hoping he would say yes to prove he wasn't whipped. "She has got you on a leash don't she?"
Unfortunately Jay did not hear this. All he heard was mumbling. "What was that?"
"Never mind" Monica said catching the glare from Kylie. Kylie must have heard what she said and Monica didn't want to repeat it so she just walked away.
The group then busted out into a conversation.
"God I hate that girl!" exclaimed Ami. "She's so full of herself."
"And she was all up on Jay and everything." said Chrissy in disgust.
"She thinks she can get any guy she wants." Heather said.
"Well she is hot." commented Brian.
Everyone of the girls glared at Brian. He was a retard sometimes. Doesn't he no not to stick up for someone when the whole point of a conversation is to talk trash about them?
"What?" said Brian acting like he did nothing wrong. "Ok, Ok, I know I shouldn't stick up for the girl but she is."
"Yeah she is and she knows it. She's so conceited." said Ryan.
"Yup" agreed Heather.
Syd and Vaughn were waiting for Kylie to make eye contact with them but she hadn't looked there way sense Monica asked if they were her parents. Seeing that they wouldn't make eye contact Syd spoke up.
"So you guys are foster kids?"
"Yup." Chrissy said.
"Ah, why did Monica ask if we were your new foster parents?"
"Cause she retarded." said Heather.
Syd and Vaughn stared at Kylie wanting the real answer. Kylie sighed and was about to talk when someone interrupted her.
"No los diga, ellos llamarán probablemente ellos fomentan a personas y el fomenta a personas probablemente nos moverán otra vez." Don't tell them, they'll probably call them foster people and the foster people will probably move us again. said Tony.
The gang groaned. They hated when Kylie, Tony, and Chrissy spoke in Spanish. Heather could catch a word or two but didn't speak it fluently like Kylie, Tony, or Chrissy. No one knows how they learned it but all that mattered was that they could.
"Tony derecho. Nosotros no sabemos si nosotros los podemos confiar. Usted tiene apenas los encuentra hoy." Tony's right. We don't know if we can trust them. You've just meet them today. Chrissy said agreeing with him.
"Sé, sé. ¿Pero qué es lo peor que podría suceder? Ellos podrían llamar a las personas entonces nosotros seríamos puestos en un vecindario diferente y nosotros acabamos de correr lejos otra vez. No grande." I know, I know. But what's the worst thing that could happen? They could call the people then we would be put in a different neighborhood and we can just run away again. No big. Kylie said in defence.
"¿Pero no se olvida usted que ellos son CIA¿Couldnt que ellos quieren se cerciora que nosotros no nos escapamos?" But aren't you forgetting that they're CIA? Couldn't they like make sure that we don't run away? said Chrissy.
"Cómo" How?
"Bien ellos trabajan en la Agencia Central de Intelligence. Yo'M segura ellos podrían encontrar una manera" Well they do work at the Central Intelligence Agency. I'm sure they could find a way.
At the mention of they're work Syd and Vaughn paid more attention. 'How the hell did they know they were CIA agents?' They both wondered.
"¿Póngase'T usted significa a los Idiotas Completos Asociación?" Don't you mean the Complete Idiots Association? asked Tony chuckling to himself.
"Sí y el FBI Jode a Rameras Incorporated." Yeah and the FBI is Fucking Bitches Incorporated. Chrissy said in one of those tones that was all 'yeah, your funny, NOT!'. "Pare jugar alrededor. Yo'M grave. Stop playing around. I'm serious.
Just as Tony was about to add another stupid comment, a very annoying voice interrupts him.
"Can I join you guys?" said the very annoying voice (a.k.a. - Monica).
"There's no room." said Chrissy.
"There's plenty of room next to Jay." she said putting a hand on Jay's shoulder.
"Oh look at the time" said Kylie glancing at her drawn watch (which was two hours old I might add) "We better go" she said reaching in her pocket very carefully trying to make sure Syd and Vaughn didn't recognize they're wallets that she was about to pull out.
Fran saw Kylie reaching for money and insisted that the meal was on the house. With that they exited and headed across the street. A couple of minutes later Syd's phone rang in that that oh so famous Nokia tone that we hear oh so often on our beloved show.
"Hello . . . yeah . . . we'll be right there. That was Kendall. We need to go in."
"Ok, bye guys" says Will and Francie.
Nadia: heyy! WooT! WooT! pick-pocketers lolz. funty funty. yeah i no. they're spy's but uh lets just say that . . . that i need them to not notice so shhh! just pretend that its ok they didn't notice. luv ya lots! Did you just flippin chuckle? teehee
Meg: Yay! u like my style! thats 'cuase I have good style :-) u should seemy wardrob. lolz.
Serindipity9: :-D I'm glad you like my story.And about the identification badges. As you can c from reading this chapter the answerz yesm
Danielle G:I'm glad you luved it too:-D yay! my first story. i feel luved! I no that syd n vaughn r like kick ass spys but shhh, just pretendits believable that the grl could steal frm them w/o them noticing it lolz
Katie: 'kool' well thats kool! my stories kool! WooT! WooT! thats pretty much what I was going for :-)
Maritza: i m going as fast as i can lolz, i have pretty much have it planned out so if i'm slow with updates then that means i'm like on vaca or i'm unable to get to my computer. I'm glad u luv it:-D
Izabella: well i guess its a good thing u can't tell were i'm going because that would mean that u'd have to keep on reading :-) lolz.
Aliasfanatic: I'm glad you like it :-D and think its iteresting :-)
hottchickfromWA:thank you forur honest opinion. I'm not offened. This is my first fic and Idid expect to have its faults. As a matter of fact I expected more reviews like yours. I personaly agree with the lose thegirl stealin wallet story isnot al that great (if that makes sence that I didn't agree with my writing w/e) but I needed them to meet somehow and meet up again somehow so I decided to make it that.My story seriously might not seem that alias-ey in the biggining but there's a point to it. Thanks.
Danielle: hahaha very funny.I would yell at u but I guess i can't because u didtake time to read my story and review but I swear to goodness if anything is different ima kill u. other than that my chaptermight have been short but w/e i've seenshorter. and omg . . .u freakin liked it. I didnt' think it was possible but yay! my sister acctually liked something i did. but kido thanx for the review
Syd: :-D glad u likey chicka :-D
To all of you: wow i really didn't expect to get this many reviews on my first chapter of my first story. u guys really made my day:-D