Title: Did you just flippin chuckle?
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own nothing, nada, zilch. Except for characters you don't recognize.
Time Line: Somewhere after 'Phase One' but before Sark was captured
Summary: What happens when Syd and Vaughn meet two girls that are . . . they're uh . . . ummm . . .I'm not very good with this summery thing so why don't you just read and find out out what it's about?
Dedication: This chapter's to one of my best friends Alyson! Happy 14th birthday sweeite! I luv u 2 death 333 and 2 nads who's away for the weekend. i miss u already 333
A/N: ok so the rambaldi sign kinda worked but i think ima just use the # 47 i mean that'll work right? . . . ummm this is my first time writing an kinda sorta fight seen so . . . yeah if it stinks then it stinks . . . umm wut else? o yeah, Fran knows about Syd n Vaughn realy job at the CIA . . . ummm i didn't really add the phrase 'did u just flippin chucke?' in this one so uhh u can just pretend to add it in somewere.
The Ride Home
"Damn it!" Kylie said as she fell from the bike.
Kylie's chain had popped and her foot got caught in the chain. Kylie fell of but luckily Jay jumped off before he fell also. They stopped to fix the chain but Rashaun and Dominic were getting closer. Damn they ran fast when they wanted to.
"Kylie, are you ok?" Jay asked worriedly then looked back. "Rashaun and Dominic are catching up." He knelt down to help Kylie onto the bike, but Kylie protested.
"No, Jay, Just go on to the hide out. Come back for me later with Chrissy and them."
"Yeah ok I'll do that because thta makes so much sence." Jay said sarcasticly. "I'm not leaving you here."
"Jay, just go. I'll be fine, really. It's just Rashaun and Dom" Kylie said in a relaxed voice.
"No, I'm staying here." Kylie gave Jay a look. "Don't give me that look. I know you can take them but you've hurt your leg."
"Alright, how about you hide behind them bushes over there and then when they come you can come up behind them," Kylie suggested.
Jay reluctantly agreed. "Ok, fine, but let me have a look at your ankle first."
Jay knelt down to see if Kylie had done some real damage to her ankle. As soon as Jay touched her right foot she winced and Jay flinched away. After Kylie calmed down she gave Jay a nod. Jay took Kylie's foot gently and examined it.
"It doesn't look like anything serious." Jay concluded.
"Yeah, ok." Kylie said.
Jay glanced off in Rashaun and Dominic's direction. He saw that they were coming and hid in the bushes. It didn't take Rashaun and Dominic long to get to where Kylie was.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here? Hurt your ankle Kylie? Well that's to bad." Rashaun said. He then went to punch Kylie but Jay came out and grabbed his arm, swung Rashaun around, and socked him in the face.
Seeing this Dominic tried to jump in, but something (or someone) was holding him back. Kylie had gotten a hold of Dominic's leg and when Dominic ran to jump in he fell flat on his face. Dominic then got up, got on top of Kylie and punched her. Kylie grabbed a hold of Dominic's neck and dug her nails into it. She pulled her arms to the right and left trying to get Dominic to roll off of her. Dominic yanked out of Kylie's grasp. Bad idea, Kylies nails by that time had dug into Dominic's skin and when he yanked out of her grasp it had cause the skin to tare and now the back of his neck was bleeding.
That got Dominic real mad so he tried punched her again but Kylie caught his arm and twisted it causing him to fall to Kylie's right. Kylie took this opportunity and tried to knee him in his balls with her good leg but Dom blocked it with his other hand. "Bitch!" He yelled. Seeing her trying to do this he got mad and got free of Kylie's grasp. He took Kylie's leg and twisted it quickly to the side causing her to flip over and scream in pain.
This caused Jay to look over and ignore his fight going on with Rashaun. Bad move, while Jay looked at Kylie, Rashaun punched him in the face and Jay tumbled backwards. Dominic jumped in takings Jay's arms. He and twisted them around so that they were behind Jay's back. Rashaun socked Jay in the stomach making him fall on his knee's to the ground. Kylie didn't flinch knowing Rashaun would only use it against her and hurt Jay even more.
"Hmm, don't care about Jay? Well let's just take a look at that leg of yours."
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"Ugh where did they go?" Syd groaned not believing that they actually lost them. This was definitely not her day. First a fourteen-year-old stole their wallets without them knowing. Then they got called into work. Then she ran a red light and got pulled over. And to top it off she couldn't follow two fourteen-year-olds. Boy was she glad that she didn't have work today.
"Over there!" Vaughn said.
Vaughn had just spotted them in an ally way. Jay was kneeling with his hands twisted behind him. Kylie was holding her right leg in pain. Syd quickly glanced at Vaughn then speed of to where they were. They pulled over and got out. As soon as Rashaun and Dominic saw them, they ran off with the bike.
Jay, on the other hand, did not leave. Instead he spoke to Kylie. "Kylie, Are you all right?" He said stroking her face gently.
Kylie just nodded. "Yeah, I'm fine. I should be asking you the same question." Kylie looked at Jay's swollen lip. She then turned to Syd and Vaughn, who were just looking at her, and then back to Jay again. "Why don't you go meet everyone else? I'll b fine."
"You sure?" Jay asked.
"Yeah." Kylie said with a nod. "I'll meet you guys later." They gave each other a kiss and Jay ran off out of the alley leaving Kylie with Syd and Vaughn.
"Kylie, are you sure you're ok?" Syd asked with concern.
"I hurt my ankle but I'll be all right."
"Ok well your coming home with us."
"Syd, are you sure that's a good idea?" Asked Vaughn.
Syd looked at Vaughn weird and nudged her head to the side and walked over there while Vaughn followed. When they thought that they were out of earshot of Kylie Syd spoke.
"Vaughn, what else can we do? We can't just leave her here. She has a sprained ankle."
"Yes we can. You heard her talk to that Jay kid. He'll be back with her friends." Syd then gave Vaughn a long stare. "And plus, where would she stay. It's not like you have an extra room."
"She can sleep on the couch."
Vaughn went silent.
"Vaughn, why don't you want her to be taken care of?"
"It's not that I don't want to, because I do. It's just that I don't trust her."
"Well I don't exactly trust her either, I mean she did steal our wallets, but we can't just leave her here."
"I no, I no . . . Fine but in the morning I think we should take her to her last foster parents."
"I was just going to say that." Said Syd. They walked back over to Kylie.
"Well it's decided. You're staying with us."
"Ok" Kylie simply said.
"'Ok'? That's it? You're fine with it?" Vaughn asked surprised.
"Well it aint like a got a choice now do I?"
"You always have a choice. But if it were up to us you'd be coming with us." Syd said.
Kylie looked at them and smiled. "Yeah I'm coming. It aint like I have bad company."
Vaughn helped Kylie back to the car making sure not to hurt her leg.
"Thanks." Kylie said.
"No problem." Vaughn said as he slipped into the passenger seat.
On the way to Syd's place Kylie noticed something. Someone was following them and it looked like Jay. He was on a motor scoter. How the hell he got it Kylie had no clue but she knew one thing for sure and that was that her friends would be visiting her soon at Syd's place.
The car was filled with silence. Kylie stared at her feet, Syd drove, and Vaughn just looked out his window. If there was one thing in the world Kylie hated it was silence. She opened her mouth to say something but nothing came to mind so she just sat quietly. Vaughn could tell Kylie was uncomfortable with the silence so he started talking.
"So Jay's your boyfriend?" He asked.
"Yeah, but why do you care?" Kylie asked.
"I don't. I just think your a little bit young to be dating somebody."
This made Kylie scoff.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Vaughn asked hearing the scoff.
"Nothing, nothing, I just hear that a lot." Kylie said.
"Ah," wanting to keep the conversation going Vaughn kept talking. "So tell me a little about your friends."
"What do you wanna know?" Kylie asked.
"Anything, I don't care"
"Well there's a lot to tell."
"Tell us how you guy's meet."
"Well me and Chrissy are sisters so we meet at a hospital. I met basically everyone else at foster homes or school."
"Oh, were you all in the same home?"
"No, Ryan and Brian are brothers. They went to my school three years ago when I first became a foster kid. I found out they were foster kids and we just started hanging out. They're foster parents only had a boy's license. Later on in school year Jayden came into their foster family and I met him."
"Oh, So that's all the guy's except Tony. How'd you meet him?"
"Well he's been with me sense the beginning. It's weird . . . What ever foster home I seem to be put in he's put there also like two weeks later. It might be just some weird coincidence or it might be fate. I don't know. But every time we're moved he's moved. It's really weird."
"So how'd you meet the girls?" This time Syd was asking.
"Well, I met Ami in school. She's more . . . I guess you could say . . . out of everyone she's the 'good one'. Not that she's not bad sometimes. Just out of us eight she's the 'good one'. That's why Chrissy doesn't like her that much. That and the fact that she's the only one of us that isn't a foster kid. Well I have other friends that aren't foster kids. I mean like out of us eight she's the only one."
"Chrissy doesn't like Ami? She didn't act like it before." Vaughn said.
"Well what I meant was that out of the eight of us Ami's Chrissy's least favorite. She likes her and all but . . . sometimes Ami gets on her nerves. Chrissy's a troublemaker, but Ami's a trouble stopper. When things are over the line for her she'll try to get people to stop or something. And Chrissy's definitely a fighter. She loves to start with people because she can kick ass. But Ami's more a peacemaker. She doesn't like fights." I said explaining some of their differences. "Sometimes I think the only reason Chrissy deals with Ami is for my sake."
"I see. So Ami and Chrissy are friends but sometimes Ami gets in the way of Chrissy." Syd summed up.
"Exactly." I said.
"So what about Heather?"
"I met her in a foster home. Her, me and Chrissy had to share rooms. We were best friends ever since." So that was the end of that conversation. The car would be silent once again but Kylie continued. "So, ummm I guess you figured out that I ummm . . . I kinda took your wallets." Kylie said as she handed the wallets back to the rightful owners.
"Yeah about that. I would give you a lecture but you've probably heard all the lectures you'll ever need to hear sense your such a trouble maker. There's not much we can say to you except that it was wrong and you shouldn't do it." Vaughn said.
"Well what would you guys have done? And please don't give me that 'I would have done the right thing' speech. I know it was wrong but you gotta get the money somehow."
"Well you know you could get a job, like at Rita's water ice or something. I go there sometimes and there are young teens there."
"Me and my friend Ami did have a job at Melee's but we quit when we decided to run. And we can't get jobs now. I mean, who want to hire a bunch of homeless kids?" Kylie said.
"Well it would depend what you were capable of."
"What do you mean 'what I'm capable of'?"
"Like if you were good at cleaning or something then you could go to a restaurant and see if they need someone to clean tables or something."
"Sure, ok, I'd clean all the tables in the world if I could." Kylie said sarcastically. "I wouldn't be caught dead cleaning."
"Well of course you wouldn't, you can't clean and be dead at the same time."
Kylie cracked a smile at Vaughn lame attempt at humor but the smile faded.
"If you won't clean then tell me what you would do."
"I'd do mostly anything. It's not like I'm incapable of doing things."
"Ok, Then tell me what you like to do."
"A lot of stuff."
"Like what?"
"Stuff that probably won't help to get a job."
"Ok then." Vaughn said with a sigh. Damn this girl was complicated.
"Anyway I don't need a job. I'm doing fine just stealing my needs."
"But it's not good to steal."
"No Really?" Kylie said in a voice that was dripping with sarcasm. "I know the ten commandments. 'Though shalt not steal' But tell me, what would you do if you were me?"
"If jobs were out of the question?" Vaughn asked. Kylie nodded. "I'd stop running and get foster parents."
"No you wouldn't."
"Why wouldn't I?"
"You don't know what it's like, going from house to house. When we first get our new foster parents they're cool. Everything's fine for a while, until Chrissy or I do one little thing bad. Either she's home too late or someone went through my stuff and I punched them or she got in a fight in school or I didn't feel like doing something. Whatever the rule is we'll break at least one of them. Then they punish us. I get we need to be punished and all but . . . some of the stuff is so dumb. Like they'd punish us for the stupidest stuff. That's when we have problems with it. Punishment just makes your want to defy people more. Then we start not listening way too much and we get moved. It sucks! I mean, I will listen if your rules make sense and all but . . . the thing with us is you gotta let us do our own thing. We're smart enough to no when to stop."
"Are you?" Vaughn asked.
I just roiled my eye's eyes at him. "Whatever."
"We're here." Syd said as she pulled into her driveway.
"Nice place." Kylie commented as she limped up to the door.
Vaughn noticed this and went to help her but she just waved him off. "I got it. Thanks anyway."
"Ok, If you say so."
They enter the house to the sound of 'Dynasty Warrior III' playing on the PS2.
"Hey Vaughn you want to help me over here. Fran sucks."
Fran slapped Will in the arm.
"How come you guys are home early?" Fran asked not noticing Kylie who was lurking behind Syd and Vaughn.
"I was about to ask you the same thing." Syd said.
"I do own the restaurant you know. I can leave someone else in charge once in a while. Now why are you guys here early? Didn't you have like a meeting to go to or something?"
"Yeah, Kendall called and said it was a false lead." Vaughn said.
Kylie then decided to step out.
"Oh and Kylie's going to be staying with us for a little while. Is that all right with you, Fran?"
"Yeah of course."
"So Will" Kylie said not wanting the room to fall into silence. "Can I show you how a real player plays 'Dynasty Warrior III'?"
"Sure knock yourself out." Will said.
"Ok" Kylie then makes her way to the couch to kick some video game's ass. "The key is to head strait to the boss. Ignore the puny little soldiers."
Serindipity9: thanx . . . i'm sry i think i kinda disapointed u that syd didn't meet up with everyone and they just met up with Kylie n Jay :-/
irionelissa: about the cliffy. i'm not really gonna answer that until like 2? 3? chapter. idk and that thing about kendell wasn't big. he just called to tell them not to come in. sry about the confusingconversations. i tried to make them a little more clearer who's saying what in this chapter.lolz glad the story reminds u of sumthing :-) and the inside joke isn't really an inside joke. well it is but it isn't. it's just a thing between me n nads.when i decided to post this i was like 'crap i need a name! i hate that part' and nadswaslike trying to help me decide. and while we're talkingonline nad's was like 'chuckle chuckle . . . i just read this ff and i chuckled' n i was like 'Did u just flippin chuckle!' n nads was like 'bloody cow! we need to add that saying to our kool sayings/word list'and i was like'dude! that wud make a wierd ass name for a ff! thats wut i shud name mine!of course i'll have to tie the name into the story but still! wierd ass title!', now me n nads always ask ppl if they just flippin chuckled . . .so yup. thats the story of my title. not so much an inside joke. more like a 'thing'
parody47: glad u likey :-) ( :'( darn it i just broke a nail! (ignore this)) glad its differen't. wut i was shoting 4. and omg! i no! i've been reading a LOT of angst. i luv to read angst but i don't think i can write it. so i just stick w/ the simple general stuff w/ a lil humor because, hey, everyone could use a good laugh.glad u wanna c kylie syd n vaughn form a friendship :-) i think u will b pleased.foster-rents? mayb not . . . temperary houseing residence . . . thats a possibility
PS, holy teacups, bloody cow! u used flippin! i flippin luv u now! 333 :-D WooT! WooT!
dandan2300: thanx:-) i luv syd n vaughn 2. u cud say this fic isn't directly on syd n vaughn but they do play a major role in the plot line. this story is more about a certian sumones niece's. rightnow it seems like its all on Kylie but sooner or later it will b on more ppl. thanx 4 the sugestion on sarks middle name! i thikn i might use it.
Eyghon: yeah i no, lolz, its like hi there super kick ass spy's. u've noticed ur wallets missing
Danielle G: :-) glad u think its awsome! i no syd ran a red light :-( isn't it sad. super kick ass spy is having a bad spy day. teehee, i was hopeing u guys cud find sumthing similar w/ the kids. glad u did :-)
katie: :-D yay! u luv it 333 thanx ofr reading
AliasSpyCrazy: i'm writing as fast as i can :-) glad u luv it!
Faija: yay! welcome welcome :-) i'm glad u think the title's funty. i was hoping for that. lolz wen u think about it it's funty. 2 cia kick ass spy's r chasen kids teehee :-p
Lil Aussie Alias Chick: welcome:-) glad it's not like nething else. n glad ur reading!