Title: Did you just flippin chuckle?
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except for characters you don't recognize.
Time Line:
Somewhere after 'Phase One' but before Sark was captured
Summary: What happens when Syd and Vaughn meet two girls that are . . . they're uh . . . ummm . . .I'm not very good with this summery thing so why don't you just read and find out out what it's about?
Dedication: this is for my heffulump! ♥♥♥ i will always luv u 4evr grl! i can't believe ur going to another skool! i'm gonna kick ur mom's butt (even though ur moms awsome) ♥♥♥
A/N:ok I m so so so so so so so sooooooooo sry that this is late again.i'm sry guys! i really am.u guys can chew my head off now.its kinda short again too so :-( yeah i'm sry. 2moro i'm going all day to maryland then i'm going on a missions trip for a week so i wont b bac until either the 22nd or 21st :-( but durring the time that i'm away i'll b writing and thinking of more idea ☺☻ so yay 4 that. ummm nothing else i guess . . . on w/ the chapter

Past Memories

Before her curiosity could get the better of her Fran called for them again.

"Guys come on! Come on!"

"Patients is a virtue, I wish you may possess!" Kylie said as she rattled off the rhyme that everyone always tells her. After a couple of seconds Kylie walked into the kitchen that had the smell of lasagna. "Mmm, Am I aloud to eat in the living room?" Kylie asked.

"Sure, just serve yourself and we'll be out in the living room." Said Francie.

"Ok, thanks."

They all got there food and made there way to the living room. Once everyone was seated Vaughn turned on the TV to the sports channel.

"So Kylie, tell me something about yourself." Syd said.

"What do you wanna know?" Kylie asked.

"Whatever you want to tell me."

"Well ask me something and I'll tell you." Said Kylie. She always loved making things complicated.

"Well what do you want me to ask?" Syd asked. Two can play this game.

"Whatever you wanna ask."

"What if I don't want to ask you something and I just wanted you to tell me some random fact about yourself?"

"Then you don't want to ask me anything. You just want me to tell you some random fact about myself."

Syd sighed, 'Damn she's complicated'

The room fell into an awkward silence and Kylie shifted uncomfortably. It was about after twenty seconds of silence that she couldn't take it anymore. "I collect key chains."

"What?" Asked Syd.

"My random fact, I collect key chains."

"Oh, interesting . . . So, I saw you screen name. PhillygrLAthrt09, were you born in Philadelphia?"

"Yeah I lived there 'til I was nine. That's what the 09 is for."

"So if you were born there how did you get all the way over here to LA?" Asked Will.

"Well it's a very boring story. I'm sure you don't wanna hear it." Kylie replied.

"We've got time. It's not like we're in a rush to go somewhere." said Fran.

"And we don't mind if it's boring." Will said.

"Yeah, I'm sure everyone else wants to know more about you just as much as I do." said Fran.

"Ok, but I warn you it's very boring." Kylie paused and looked around to see if they changed there minds. They all waited upon her so she started. "I was born in Philly but my parents got divorced about a month before my ninth birthday. My mom took it very hard. Turns out dad was cheating on her. She was all like drunk and went out for a drive, got in a car accident and died.

"Me and my family then moved to LA and after a couple of months. I don't know why but it doesn't matter. My dad got married to the bitch he was cheating on mom with when we moved to LA. He didn't give two shits that mom died, and if he did he sure didn't show it. He was an ass.

"Anyway, the girl dad married, Kate, she's like a real bitch, I hate her. When we got here to LA me and my sister just started . . . I don't know . . . mom's death like really hit us hard. I know I was only eight but . . . I know some people think 'Yeah they're young. They don't understand yet', bull shit. Me n Chrissy knew exactly what was happening and we hated our dad for doing it. He killed mom. He took us away from our home, away from our friends, away from our life.

"When mom died it was like . . . i don't know . . . everything changed" Kylie paused remembering what it was like to lose her mother. Syd, Mike, Will and Fran all looked sympathetic toward her. Especially Syd and Vaughn. They knew what it was like losing a parent at a young age.

"Anyway, like I said everything was different. We didn't listen to our dad any more so Kate told him to punish us if we didn't listen. At first he wasn't that bad, a little whipping here and there but soon it was like he was out of control. I don't know what got into him.

"Then one night he came home and was furious as hell! I had no idea what had gotten into him. He'd like gone mad, literally! He definitely was pissed off at something and he definitely was drunk. Those two combinations don't make a cute couple. If the neighbors hadn't come over to see what all the noise was i seriously think we would of been like dead. Of course the neighbor's called DHS and they took us in for foster care." Kylie finished.

By then everyone was quiet. They were not expecting this at all. Kylie's story took them by surprise. After a while of silence Kylie spoke up in hopes of creating a conversation and trying to lighten the mood.

"Ok, that came out longer than expected. I wasn't supposed to tell you my life story was I?."

But still no one spoke. Kylie could see everyone was getting sick and tired of the silence and she was right; everyone was sick and tired of the silence so Syd spoke up.

"I'm sorry."

"Isn't everyone? What's done is done. There aint nothing one of us could do to change it. And plus it was like five years ago. Life goes on. I'll get over it sooner of later." Kylie said. Kylie never really liked it when people said that they were sorry for her. It made her feel . . . It made her think that people thought she had a hard life and that they had to go easy on her. Yes she had had a tough life, but she loved it. She didn't need sympathy from other people. She was doing fine. "Can I get seconds?" She asked. Fran gave her a nod. "This stuff is really good by the way." Kylie told Francie.

"Thanks." Fran said glad.

"So, enough sad memories. How about some good one's huh? How 'bout you tell us about . . . " Syd thought for a moment. "your favorite birthday."

Kylie's face immediately turned into a humongous smile. "Well actually this might sound weird but my 9th birthday was my favorite." Kylie admitted as she went back to the couch.

"Really?" Vaughn asked "Around the time your parents got divorced?"

"Yup, I didn't spend it with my parents though. It was just me, Chrissy, and my uncle Jules . . ." Kylie trailed off telling them the story of her 9th birthday that was spent in England with her uncle.

After they all got done eating everyone put there dishes in the sink and Kylie started to do the dishes.

"Oh, Mea, you don't have to do that." said Syd. "Why don't you come with me and I'll get you some of my small clothes and a towel and you can take a shower or something."

"Ummm, Ok, you don't have to tell me twice. What about the dishes?"

"Oh, don't worry about them. The men will get them." Syd said then turned her head toward the living room so the guys could hear her better. "RIGHT?"

"What?" the men asked back not hearing Syd the first time.

"Just say yes and I won't have to kick both your asses."

"Yeah sure." was their reply.

"Good now get you butt's in here."

As they walked into the kitchen Syd threw them each a cloth.

"What's this for?" Will asked.

"You guy's said you'd do the dishes."

"Nuh uh, when?" Will asked.

"Just now." Syd said.

"Syd, we didn't even know what we were saying yes to. It doesn't count." Vaughn defended.

"Your doing the dishes and that's the end of it."

"Or what?" Vaughn asked. Syd gave him the 'Are you sure you want to chalenge me right now?' look and he gave in. "Ok fine. You win."

Syd smiled, walked over to Vaughn and gave him a kiss. "Thank you," She said.

"Hey wait a minute, Speak for yourself there buddy. I didn't agree to anything." said Will.

"Will your doing the dishes or else." Fran said as she walked from the living room to the bedroom.

"Ugh! fine!" Will said giving in much easier than Vaughn did.

All of a sudden Kylie started coughing up a fit. Syd was just about to see if she was all rite when they all heard a 'whipped' in between one of the cough's. Syd chuckled and started walking toward the bedroom while Vaughn and Will just rolled their eye's and started cleaning the dishes.

Kylie just had to put one last finishing touch in so before she got completely out of the kitchen she whirled around, made the hand motion and the sound of a cracking whip and left.


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