1Remus gets back to the house where he and the mauraders exception of peter (god I hate him, I'm only going to put him in when I have to, which is never. He's such a little rat, DIE PETER DIE!)he slowly creeps up the stair to his room and out of ther darkness... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. FUCK! PATFOOT YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!"

James prongs , Sirius patfoot , Remus moony

"So Moony where have you been?"

"Damn I was so close. (Remus murmurs under his breath.)"

"Well, you come waltzing in like you own the place, what have you been doing or who?"

"Wowwwwwwwww... you actually think I'm as big a player as you and Patfoot."

Remus then stomps to his room and locks the door.

"Fuck! Moony, we were just playing."

"Yeah I was too Prongs, and actually for once you were correct. "What was that suppose to me" James interupts

"As I was saying before I was rudely interupted." James sticks his tongue out at Remus, "Oh that 's mature Prongs, Now as I was saying I was with a girl, and no she is not a slut nor was I having sex with her. Her name's Lily, and get this, I've never met her before and she goes to Hogwart, she's in griffindor, a 6th year and knows who I am."

Have you ever seen her before?"

"No, but let's check the school yearbook..."

After searching for awhile...

"Well that's the whole book... we didn't even find a girl named Lily or one like you described to us."

"Are you sure this girl even exists?"

"Patfoot, I may be a werewolf, but I've never suspected a guy to be a girl, I mean, ewww you actually kissed him, come on..."

"I didn't kiss him, he kissed me."

"He wouldn't have done that is you hadn't been leading him on."

"How was I suppose to know that she was a guy, she had long hair and boobs,"

That was his pockets on the from of his coat,

"Also not to mention, he had a beard."

"It was dark...ok... also she could have been like those girls with beards at that cool place we went to, that lady had a beard too."

Patfoot, we were at that THE CIRCUS. OMG! she was suppose to be a sideshow freak! (not that I have anything against people with beards.)

"But I thought it was cool..."

The next day

"So I guess we going to actually meet this girl."

"Yes Patfoot, for the hundredth time, we are going to meet Lily."

"Moony, in your opinion is she attractive?"

"I guess you could say that... WAIT, HELL NO! If you 2 even think about asking her out..."

" Moony, we wouldn't do that... come on we're not that bad"

"Prong ,you go after any girl with long legs and boobs, while Patfoot just goes after anything, sometime I think he's bisexual...

"Hello I'm still here...fine ignore me, see if I care...hello listen to me!"

(Remus and James are still quietly talking about Sirius)

"I mean come on, he was so ugly"

"Yeah I mean he really was..."

While Sirius was trying to get James and Remus' attentions', Lily comes walking up, when she sees' Remus, she shouts hello, from distant.

"Hi Remus," Lily says.

Remus comes running over "Oh, Hi Lily." James and Sirius are still staring at her wide eye.

"Wow she's really hot," James thinks. "Damn she is so fine"(who do you think this could be)

"Hey Lily, I want you to meet some of my friends...this Siri...Remus is about to say when Lily interrupts him. " Oh hell no, I can not believe these guys are your friends..."

"It's cause we so hot right..." Sirius says grinning ear to ear.

" More like cause your such Assholes, who has dated practically every female in Hogwarts, and slept with about a quarter of them, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a little Sirius Black and James Potter running around there" Lily snaps. (Ouch, crash and burn)

" So I guess you wouldn't want date us then." Sirius says cheekily

SMACK!

Then Lily stomps away, "Oh yeah, she definitely wants me." Sirius said.

"And that hand print is definitely a show of affection," Remus tells Sirius

" What can I say, women can't keep their hands off me."

While Remus and Sirius are discussing Lily, James was being oddly quiet "I think I met her before, she seems oddly familiar. Where have a seen those eyes before"

Is someone going to find out Lily's secret?

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