A/N: Hello again, and I hope you enjoyed the first chapter! I hope it's as good as the first. This one hasn't been checked by anyone, so if there are any mistakes, sorry!


Monday, 18th November

11-something

I hate Snape. And Zabini. Hey, I know, why don't I make a list of all the things that annoy me.

- THINGS THAT ANNOY ME -

1. Zabini. He WILL give me my quill back.

2. Snape. He purposely set up a really hard potion today. I bet you, he did.

3. Malfoy. Still following me.

4. Pansy. She was the one who told Malfoy that I… liked him. Urgh.

5. Amortentia. Stupid Love Potion.

Oh dear. Love Potion. Malfoy may have slipped one to me. Malfoy may be slipping one to me. Malfoy may slip one to me. I must be careful what I drink/eat.

Lunch, 12:46

Hmm, Malfoy is being mysterious and not staring and/or sitting next to me. How strange. Instead, I get Zabini, who is constantly firing questions at me for no apparent reason.

"What's your favourite colour?"

"Black. Why?"

"No reason. Interesting… What's your favourite book?"

"Um… Maybe… 'Gone With the Wind'. I don't know."

"Who is your favourite person in Slytherin?"

"Hey, I know where this is going! Is Malfoy asking you to ask me all these questions?"

"Just answer the question."

"Tell him I said that it wasn't him." Clever you, Kisa. He probably deduced that already.

"Well, who is it?"

"Tell him to find out for himself!"

Oh God, now Malfoy is going to pester me with annoying questions all day. I shouldn't have said that.

12:59

This is how the rest of the conversation went:

"Well, see you then."

"Hey, Zabini, wait! Give me my quill back."

Now he's smirking at me. Great. "I haven't got it with me."

"Go and get it."

"How about no?"

"Wrong answer."

Then I basically started strangling him until Pansy and Malfoy pulled me off him. He was just standing there, rubbing his throat, which is now bright red, I'd like to add. I'm very proud. Since he's stronger and taller than me. Eeep. He's glaring at me from the other end of the table. Now he's going to kill me.

Hey, I've just thought. Malfoy shall protect me from the scary Zabini! Yes! Or, I'll just hex him in a private part. Hey, both are good.

Sometime in the evening

Pansy just gave me a great idea. She says that if I kiss someone else in front of Malfoy, he'll get the point, and leave me alone. Stupid psychotic stalker. But who to kiss… That may take a lot of planning.

Around midnight

Well, Pansy is sitting on my bed and reading this (I won't let her read anything else) and says I should kiss Zabini. I said no, but she insists. So we're going to make a list or pros and cons.

- PROS AS TO WHY KISA SHOULD KISS BLAISE (with commentary by Kisa)-

1. He's hot. (That's not a point!)

2. He's Draco's best (kind of) friend. (Please don't call the evil stalker 'Draco'.)

3. He's sweet. (He stole my quill! You call that sweet? I don't think so.)

4. Fine, he's sweet when he wants to be. (Yeah, right.)

5. I reckon he likes you. (WHAT! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM!)

6. She likes him. (I do not.) Admit it… (Okay, maybe just a little bit.)

7. Erm… Now I've run out. (Good.)

- CONS AS TO WHY I SHOULD NOT KISS ZABINI (with commentary by Pansy) -

1. He stole my quill. (Like that matters.)

2. I strangled him at Lunch today. (He likes vicious females.)

I don't even want to know how you found that out.

3. He's mad at me. (No, he's just faking it.)

4. He's best friends with Stalker. (That's my point!) Yes, but it'll ruin the friendship. (Like you care.) Good point.

5. He does NOT like me. (Yes he does.) No he doesn't. (Whatever.)

6. He glares WAY too much. (Only at people he doesn't like. And he likes you.)

7. He glared at me today. (Because you tried to strangle him.) Shut up.

8. He's too tall, and if I tried to kiss him, I'd have to stand on tiptoe and look stupid. (Kiss him when he's sitting down then.)

9. He likes that sixth year girl… What's her name? (You don't know that for certain…)

10. I have way more points than you. (That's not a point.) So?

11. Malfoy doesn't bug me that much. (But, if he lets you go, I can have him.) What is your obsession with him? (I think he's cute.) Gross.

12. I'm not desperate. (You're desperate to get rid of Draco.) Oh yeah.

13. I could just kiss a Gryffindor. That would make him angrier. (But Blaise is his best friend! That's even better.)

14. Pansy is annoying me. (Hey!) Kidding…

So, now I've run out. But I have 12 valid points, and she only has FIVE. HA. I'm not going to kiss Zabini. Settled.

Not if I have anything to do with it.

PANSY! Are you trying to set us up or something? Why can't we talk properly instead of wasting space in my journal?

Because Mills and Daph are sleeping.

Oh yeah. Why aren't we sleeping?

Because we're trying to decide who you're going to kiss in front of Draco.

STALKER. Not Draco.

Whatever.

How about one of the Gryffs?

Which one?

I would have said either Potter or Weasley, but they both have girlfriends. Maybe the Finnigan guy…

Which one's that?

The one with the spiky hair.

Oh. Maybe… What about Macmillan? That would piss Dra− sorry, STALKER off.

Nah. I think he has a girlfriend too.

How do you know all this!

Ah, contacts. It's all about contacts. Heehee.

WHO!

Hermione.

The annoying Granger? When did you become friends with her?

When I was five.

Oh. How come no one knows about this?

I'm still a Slytherin. I'm good at keeping secrets. Anyway, I'm mean to her in corridors and stuff, but she knows I'm faking it. Just don't tell anybody.

I won't. Promise. But still, Granger?

She's nice once you get to know her. She's not much of a know-it-all. We used to go out partying in the summer. Shame we have to go to school now.

PARTYING! I'd never have thought…

Pans, you don't think much.

Shut up. I'm going to go to bed now.

Okay. Night.

Night.

Tuesday, 19th November

History of Magic, 14:23

This is definitely the most boring class in the world. I'm sitting next to Zabini because I came in late and it was the only space left. But it's okay, he can't read this because he's too busy drooling on his parchment. Idiot. I've been trying to see where he's put my quill… No luck so far. I can't reach his bag. I bet he's put it like that on purpose. HE IS SO EVIL.

- REASONS WHY I AM MAD RIGHT NOW -

1. Zabini stole my quill and I can't get it back.

2. I'm hungry and this class doesn't finish until 15:30. And we've already had Lunch.

3. Binns isn't making any sense! I'm going to fail this class, but oh well.

4. Zabini is drooling and it's disgusting. Maybe I should take a picture…

5. I STILL HAVEN'T GOT MY QUILL!

6. There's an annoying fly in one of the windows…

Merlin, I'm bored…

Hey, I've found a camera! Why was it in my bag? Who cares? Ha, Zabini, you're going to get it.

15:30

I'm free! Away from the annoying classroom! Ha! THE MAGIC SHEEP HAVE FREED ME! Erm… Yeah.

19:31

Well, I've duplicated my photo and put it around the SCR, so people should e starting to notice now. Yes, I see someone laughing and pointing! I'm so evil.

19:46

Zabini is cleverer than I thought. He found out it was me. He's getting up. He's walking towards me. He's slowly advancing. I think it's time for me to run.

20-something

I'm very scared. Zabini has managed to find a way into the girls' dorms. I'm hiding underneath my bed, so hopefully, he can't find me. Crossing my fingers. Yeah. I'M GOING TO DIE! Better put my wand light out.

21-something

Oh dear. Zabini is about to leave and I'm stuck under the bed. I think I'm going to scream.

21:43

I yelled. And Zabini heard. And he found me. And dragged me out. And it HURT. My arm really aches. Good thing he didn't kill me. We ended up talking and he seemed amused at the whole thing. I told him it was his fault for stealing my quill. He laughed. Maybe I will think twice about kissing him…

Actually, maybe I've been stuck under the bed for too long.


A/N: Thanks to everyone, and especially my first reviewer, felicitousmomento! You got your wish, posted and updated in the same day! Lucky you.

Forever yours,

Fair Cruelty