Yay! Reviews! Of course this means I'll have to write lots more and it might take me a year to make up stuff and it might all be repetitive…but who cares? I'm up to it.

And remember Katie is normal, Angelina is italics, Alicia is bold, Fred is bold italics, and George is bold underline. and to add to the confusion bold italics underlined, is an action. And underlined is everyone.

So onward!

…what number did we leave off on?

You know, that's a very good question.

Hold on, I'll find out.

((flips through to last chapter))

We're on #16.

How'd he do that?

Like I would reveal our secrets.

Can we just start already? We have practice tonight, remember?

Well I think we should pull a #2

Which is continuously show up late for practice to those who forgot.

((all shake head in disappointmentat those who forgot.))

Ok, moving on.

#16: flirt with him and then once he's wrapped around your little finger, go on about how you have this huge essay due tomorrow until he either cancels practice or cuts it short.

Works every time…

#17: point out how he's graduating this year and how it's his last chance to win the Cup and if our current trend continues, he'll never see his stupid name on that stupid thing.

Always brings him to tears.

#18: every time he comes up with an awesome play, nod your head and say things like 'I taught him everything he knows.'

#19: find his play book and write little notes on everything. Make sure it ranges from 'this one sucks' to 'who came up with this one? Flint?'

I remember that!

Of course you do, you're the one who wrote 'you're so dreamy' on his new team play.

Classic.

#20: add cherries

Er…we said that one already.

We did?

Yup.

Sure did.

Dim wit…

Ok, well the newly revised #20: ………I'm sorry, can't think of anything.

What? You can find a new prank to pull on me everyday and you can't think of one way to annoy Oliver?

…you don't have to be so mean Kates ((pretends to be hurt but then perks up)) I got it! Newly revised for the second time #20: call him…'Woodsie'

Or Woody!

Or Ollie!

Or Woodsie-kinns

#21: swipe all the nutritious food off his plate and replace it with sweets when he's not looking.

#22: throw a tomato at him during practice and when he's covered in the juice and gunk, glaring at you, shrug your shoulders and simple say you mistakened it for the quaffle.

And don't forget the cherries.

#23: instead of practicing Quidditch, one day everyone should play a muggle sport (you know, footbull, soker, and bolleyball)…on the ground.

Oooooooooo

#24: while he's sleeping, put his hair into cornrows and those braids with the little beads at the end.

Jamaican style

#25: send howlers to him screaming things like 'Remember to change your underwear Ollie-kinns!' and 'why did you order that thong?'

Funniest moment of my life.

#26: while he's sleeping, put whipped cream on his face…with a cherry ontop.

Make it two cherries.

Does anyone understand why he hates cherries?

((all shake heads and then ponder that odd thought.))

#27: for Christmas, give him boxers with little snitches, quaffles, brooms and bludgers.

Best Christmas ever…

((all sigh happily of the memory on that fateful Christmas when Oliver unwrapped his 'special' gift and the look on his face.))

Good times.

#28: pretend your going to form a rock band with the rest of the team and your all going to have quit Quidditch in order to conquer your 'rocking' dream.

He almost fainted when we told him that.

Don't forget the part where we told him we thought he wasn't cool enough to join.

And that we thought a boy band would suit him better.

He almost fell off his broom.

#29: hoist his 'special' boxers onto the flag pole in the pitch and pledge alligiance 'to the boxers, for the portion which it covers, and to the Oliver, who we dearly insult, one nation, under Hanes, for liberty and coverage for all.'

That was so beautiful…

((all wipe a tear from their eye.))

30: while your practicing a new play, have everyone break out singing 'Hello, Goodbye' from the Beetles.

She says yes! I say no!

She's says stop, and I go!

Oh O!

OOH ooooooooo!

Ooo nooo!

You say Goodbye and I say Hello! Hello hello!

I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello!

Hello hello!

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Hey, you guys like? Tune in for #'s 31-45! Adios!