To reviewers;
Lily22; Thanks!
Subieko; Yup, it's Bizarro World. And I think they do know they're Sues, otherwise they wouldn't try to wreck Canon so much. Cool name, btw.
The Review Guy; Telepathic? Don't think so. Super-genius, yeah. Only in public, though. All Sues are bimbo Barbie girls at heart. Demolishing Ash's ego? Well, she has mostly ignored him then claimed that he couldn't beat Koga without her help. Does that count?
Demon Who Needs a Life; Yay! Stolen Pikachu! And a bit more TR in this chapter!
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Team Rocket leapt off the Star Wars-style speeder bike thingy and started doing the Chicken Dance to the tune of 'We got Pikachu! We got Pikachu!'
The aforementioned Pikachu was sitting on the handlebars to the speeder- thingy, trying not to yawn. "Um, guys? Team Rocket?" he shouted.
'WegotPikachuwegotPikachu..."
"Hello? Are you listening to me?"
"WegotPikachuwegotPikachuwegotPikachu..."
"TEAM ROCKET!" Pikachu hollered in a voice that shook mountains and sent baby Pidgeys shrieking from their nests. However, Team Rocket were singing too loudly to hear him.
"Hey, morons!' Meowth yelled. Surprisingly, TR stopped dancing and turned their heads to look at him. "I fink dat Pikachu is trying to tell us something!"
"Finally!" Pikachu snapped. "Look, there's a really weird person brainwashing the Twerp Trio and unless you help us stop them the whole world is doomed!"
Team Rocket just stared at him blankly, like a couple of cows. Or possibly sheep. "Meowth, what did he say?" Jessie asked, still staring blankly.
"Er, dat da Twerps are being brainwashed and we gotta help them!' Meowth translated.
"Oh yeah? And why should we do that?" Jessie demanded, folding her arms and glaring. "Er.because the person doing it is a really rare Pokemon that you could give to the boss?" Pikachu asked, then waited as Meowth translated.
James looked curious. "Really? What sort of Pokemon?"
"Her name's Celandine."
Cue blank looks from the Rockets.
"Remember her? Long silver hair, about yay high? Pretending to be the Boss' daughter?"
"Oh... her...She looked human enough." James said, scratching his head.
"Well, she's not. She's a Mary Sue." Pikachu explained. Enlisting the help of Team Rocket. So it had come to that.
Upon hearing the words "Mary Sue", Meowth fainted. Pikachu wasn't terribly surprised. It seemed to have that effect on everyone.
"So...this girl we thought was human is really a Pokemon?" Jessie asked. Pikachu nodded vehemently. Finally, they get it!
"A rare Pokemon?" James asked Pikachu nodded again.
"That we could give to the Boss?" Jessie asked. Pikachu nodded again. His nodding muscles were starting to get sore. Hopefully they would get it soon.
Jessie prodded Meowth, who was starting to wake up, with her foot. Well, maybe 'prodded' is too weak a word. 'Kicked', maybe. 'Sent flying', perhaps. Once Meowth had staggered back, TR went into a little huddle at the other end of the clearing. Pikachu caught a few phrases, like: 'designer clothes', 'golden PokeChow bowls!' and 'I'd never have to wear a dress again!'
After a few minutes, TR came out of the huddle. "We'll do it." Jessie announced, flipping her red hair.
"Golden PokeChow bowls..." Meowth murmured.
Meanwhile, back at the Pokemon Centre, things were not going well for Vulpix and co. Celandine had insisted on ordering pizza and watching some weird programme called the Sampsons or something. Everyone was yellow and there weren't any Pokemon at all! That was just wrong. All the Pokemon, except Celandine's who were sitting by her feet staring into space - Sparki was actually perched on top of one high-heeled black boot- were waiting eagerly for Celandine to go to bed. In the meantime, however, they were amusing themselves dropping salt onto her pizza. She didn't seem to notice, completely riveted to the TV. After about half an hour of mindless boredom, Celandine rose, batted her eyelashes at Brock, and headed for the stairs. A few feet away from the bottom step, however, she paused and turned. All the Twerp Pokemon groaned in unison, save Psyduck who was sitting a little way away, apparently composing sonnets about Celandine's eyebrows. They weren't very good sonnets, either. No rhyming pattern at all.
"I've just had an amazing idea!" Celandine chirped. "Let's go to Rosewood Village next!"
"Rosewood Village?" Brock repeated.
"Rosewood Village!" the Sue sang gleefully. "My mother Alethia is Gym Leader there!"
"Rosewood Village? No such place." Togepi said darkly.
"Let's burn it!" Vulpix suggested gleefully. The motion was swiftly seconded by Charizard and Staryu.
"Then we are agreed. Rosewood Village will burn to the ground!" Togepi announced, making a Victory sign.
Celandine was paying them a grand total of no attention. She was entirely fixated on this going to Rosewood Village thing.
"Wait." Zubat said suddenly. "Did she just say her mother was Gym Leader there? I thought she was supposed to be Misty's sister?"
Vulpix considered this, then nodded. "And she's two years older than Misty despite being her younger sister."
"So...she's Misty's younger sister despite being older than her and not being related to her? That's not logical." Zubat said, flying in a circle around Vulpix's head.
"Mary-Sue. Logic. The two do not connect anywhere." Togepi informed them, watching as Celandine tripped gracefully -though how anyone can 'trip gracefully' he didn't know- up the stairs and into her room. The group waited for a few minutes, before the elite commandos, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Vulpix, Charizard, and Togepi, followed her.
Short chappie, yeah. Still got writers block. *kicks muse*
Muse; CEYAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *attacks*
*stumbles around with muse attached to face*
Lily22; Thanks!
Subieko; Yup, it's Bizarro World. And I think they do know they're Sues, otherwise they wouldn't try to wreck Canon so much. Cool name, btw.
The Review Guy; Telepathic? Don't think so. Super-genius, yeah. Only in public, though. All Sues are bimbo Barbie girls at heart. Demolishing Ash's ego? Well, she has mostly ignored him then claimed that he couldn't beat Koga without her help. Does that count?
Demon Who Needs a Life; Yay! Stolen Pikachu! And a bit more TR in this chapter!
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Team Rocket leapt off the Star Wars-style speeder bike thingy and started doing the Chicken Dance to the tune of 'We got Pikachu! We got Pikachu!'
The aforementioned Pikachu was sitting on the handlebars to the speeder- thingy, trying not to yawn. "Um, guys? Team Rocket?" he shouted.
'WegotPikachuwegotPikachu..."
"Hello? Are you listening to me?"
"WegotPikachuwegotPikachuwegotPikachu..."
"TEAM ROCKET!" Pikachu hollered in a voice that shook mountains and sent baby Pidgeys shrieking from their nests. However, Team Rocket were singing too loudly to hear him.
"Hey, morons!' Meowth yelled. Surprisingly, TR stopped dancing and turned their heads to look at him. "I fink dat Pikachu is trying to tell us something!"
"Finally!" Pikachu snapped. "Look, there's a really weird person brainwashing the Twerp Trio and unless you help us stop them the whole world is doomed!"
Team Rocket just stared at him blankly, like a couple of cows. Or possibly sheep. "Meowth, what did he say?" Jessie asked, still staring blankly.
"Er, dat da Twerps are being brainwashed and we gotta help them!' Meowth translated.
"Oh yeah? And why should we do that?" Jessie demanded, folding her arms and glaring. "Er.because the person doing it is a really rare Pokemon that you could give to the boss?" Pikachu asked, then waited as Meowth translated.
James looked curious. "Really? What sort of Pokemon?"
"Her name's Celandine."
Cue blank looks from the Rockets.
"Remember her? Long silver hair, about yay high? Pretending to be the Boss' daughter?"
"Oh... her...She looked human enough." James said, scratching his head.
"Well, she's not. She's a Mary Sue." Pikachu explained. Enlisting the help of Team Rocket. So it had come to that.
Upon hearing the words "Mary Sue", Meowth fainted. Pikachu wasn't terribly surprised. It seemed to have that effect on everyone.
"So...this girl we thought was human is really a Pokemon?" Jessie asked. Pikachu nodded vehemently. Finally, they get it!
"A rare Pokemon?" James asked Pikachu nodded again.
"That we could give to the Boss?" Jessie asked. Pikachu nodded again. His nodding muscles were starting to get sore. Hopefully they would get it soon.
Jessie prodded Meowth, who was starting to wake up, with her foot. Well, maybe 'prodded' is too weak a word. 'Kicked', maybe. 'Sent flying', perhaps. Once Meowth had staggered back, TR went into a little huddle at the other end of the clearing. Pikachu caught a few phrases, like: 'designer clothes', 'golden PokeChow bowls!' and 'I'd never have to wear a dress again!'
After a few minutes, TR came out of the huddle. "We'll do it." Jessie announced, flipping her red hair.
"Golden PokeChow bowls..." Meowth murmured.
Meanwhile, back at the Pokemon Centre, things were not going well for Vulpix and co. Celandine had insisted on ordering pizza and watching some weird programme called the Sampsons or something. Everyone was yellow and there weren't any Pokemon at all! That was just wrong. All the Pokemon, except Celandine's who were sitting by her feet staring into space - Sparki was actually perched on top of one high-heeled black boot- were waiting eagerly for Celandine to go to bed. In the meantime, however, they were amusing themselves dropping salt onto her pizza. She didn't seem to notice, completely riveted to the TV. After about half an hour of mindless boredom, Celandine rose, batted her eyelashes at Brock, and headed for the stairs. A few feet away from the bottom step, however, she paused and turned. All the Twerp Pokemon groaned in unison, save Psyduck who was sitting a little way away, apparently composing sonnets about Celandine's eyebrows. They weren't very good sonnets, either. No rhyming pattern at all.
"I've just had an amazing idea!" Celandine chirped. "Let's go to Rosewood Village next!"
"Rosewood Village?" Brock repeated.
"Rosewood Village!" the Sue sang gleefully. "My mother Alethia is Gym Leader there!"
"Rosewood Village? No such place." Togepi said darkly.
"Let's burn it!" Vulpix suggested gleefully. The motion was swiftly seconded by Charizard and Staryu.
"Then we are agreed. Rosewood Village will burn to the ground!" Togepi announced, making a Victory sign.
Celandine was paying them a grand total of no attention. She was entirely fixated on this going to Rosewood Village thing.
"Wait." Zubat said suddenly. "Did she just say her mother was Gym Leader there? I thought she was supposed to be Misty's sister?"
Vulpix considered this, then nodded. "And she's two years older than Misty despite being her younger sister."
"So...she's Misty's younger sister despite being older than her and not being related to her? That's not logical." Zubat said, flying in a circle around Vulpix's head.
"Mary-Sue. Logic. The two do not connect anywhere." Togepi informed them, watching as Celandine tripped gracefully -though how anyone can 'trip gracefully' he didn't know- up the stairs and into her room. The group waited for a few minutes, before the elite commandos, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Vulpix, Charizard, and Togepi, followed her.
Short chappie, yeah. Still got writers block. *kicks muse*
Muse; CEYAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *attacks*
*stumbles around with muse attached to face*