TITLE: Dial Y for Yush
AUTHORS: SSX, Song, and a shitload of contributors.
FEEDBACK: Most certainly loved.
RATING: PG-13 for innuendo and Naomese. Beware! You may catch it! We know, we did.
CATEGORY: Humor/Parody. Yuuichiroulicious. (Yes, that is a category. XD)
DISCLAIMER: Yuuichirou Hikari doesn't belongs to us. Neither do Rush, Meijin, and everybody else on this fanfic, they belong to CAPCOM and all the people behind the creation of Rockman.EXE. However, Yush is ours, so no stealies. And Emdee happens to be Shi's. Any references we might make to other series, animes, games, characters and what else not, are merely references, not something we actually own, thus they belong to their proper authors.
AUTHORS' NOTE: This fanfic is meant to be stupid and (presumably) funny. That's what "parody" stands for. Yush is our own twisted way to critique what we think it's bad fanfiction. Thus, the madness. We apologize for the seizures this fanfic might cause. Throw bricks at will. :3

It was a dark night in Akihara. Peace and quietness all around, nothing seemed to disturb th--

"Uh, Hikari-hakase, do you think this is okay?"

"Of course it is! We'll stop it right here."

Two shadowy figures were standing at the top of a building.

"But... what about the people--"

"Yes! People! We need public, Meijin, bring it over here!"

"...I guess it's pointless to argue with you, sir..."

"That's right! We shall show the world our mighty technique!"

The building they were standing in started to tremble.

"Here it comes, Meijin! Turn on those lights now! Maybe a passerby will see me and he'll spread the word of my mighty figure! Hmm, that'd be good... just think about the girls! Ooh..."

"...Hikari-hakase... are you really going to fight THAT?"

"Bah, big deal - you know I have enough power to fight it."

"...Hikari-hakase, that virus is easily twice the size of this building."

Both figures were watching another approaching figure.

"So what? Turn on the lights, you'll see I can get rid of that thing in a matter of seconds!"

Somehow, Meijin Eguchi wasn't so sure about the other figure's confidence, as he watched the shadow approach. The building trembled even harder.

"If you're sure this'll work... good luck, Hikari-hakase. I'll provide you with chips whenever it's necessary."

Meijin approached the big power switch behind him. It was mysteriously shaped as a big red button. Meijin sweatdropped - the writers were low on budget again, he could see.

"Thank you, Meijin! You'll see justice will prevail, and my mighty technique shall impress everyone!"

"Yes, Hikari-hakase."

"Don't be calling me Hikari-hakase... who knows, the enemy would've sent spies in order to discover my true identity! Now, we can't let them find out, eh?"

Meijin pushed the big red button, feeling more stupid as the seconds flew by, and the trembling became more powerful. "Yes, Hi-- I mean... Yush-sama."

"Hah! Leave it to me!" The figure called 'Yush-sama' flashed a winning smile. A swift reach into his pocket, and 'Yush-sama' produced a large red voice amplifier. Why red? Because the authors were too lazy to think up a different colour, that's why.

"HEY, YOU BIG UGLY YET NOBLE CREATURE!"

Meijin decided to remind silent. Yeah, that'd be wise.

"YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU, CAT-THING!"

The big figure, which turned to be a huge red cat, looked at the source of the noise.

"I'M TALKING TO YOU, CAT! YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF YOUR KIND I'VE SCARED WITH MY BARKING?"

The cat approached the building Yush and Meijin were standing in. Meijin wasn't sure whether to feel afraid or utterly embarrased.

"AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE JUST A PAIN IN THE NIGHTS WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, YOU SNEAKY, FLUFFY AND DISGUSTING CREATURE! LAZY GARFIELD WANNABE!" How 'Yush-sama' knew about Garfield all the way from Japan was unknown, but the authors didn't really care. Neither did they care about making a plot.

"Ahem! I'm trying to kick a huge cat's ass here, hello?"

Eh, right.

"Thank you." Yush faced the Neko Virus again. "COME HERE AND FIGHT!"

The Neko Virus pondered about it for a moment.

"WHAT? ARE YOU POSSIBLY AFRAID OF ME?" Yush cackled at the feline creature.

A typical anime-like angry vein popped on the virii's head, and the Neko Virus directed a big paw towards Yush's direction. "Hah!" said Yush, while putting back the voice amplifier from wherever it came from. "Predictable, like everybody else!"

Meijin rolled his eyes, a bit annoyed at Yush's cockyness. "What 'everybody else'...? This is the first enemy he fights against."

His comment, however, died when Yush yelled at the top of his lungs his characteristical battlecry. "FOR GREAT JUSTICE! YUSH ATTACK OF DOOM!"

Yush ran towards the falling paw, gathering energy in his right hand.

Meijin decided it was best not to look at the impending tragedy. He just slotted-in a Barrier battle chip on the Chip Gate, and waited. "That's gonna hurt."

"Ha ha! Your puny paw won't defeat me that easily! You'll see that I'll defeat you with this one finger! Come on, hit me if you ca--"

SPLAT

"...just as I thought."

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