Disclaimer on part 1.
Yuuichirou woke up to the sound of silence.
Yes, silence. Because the authors already spent their entire budget on sound effects for the Neko Virus.
The scientist allowed his eyes to adjust to the bright light on the room, and tried to recall what he had done last summer. Er, yesterday. Last summer's events with Haruka were best left unsaid. Yes.
He stared at the ceiling. "...Who left that bubblegum there?" he wondered. "... Even better, HOW did they leave it up there?"
Rather than wondering that, Yuuichirou let himself loose on the train of his thoughts. And whatever you just thought, that's not it. Like what he would do with Haruka next summer. Yeah.
Cue to ominous flashback sequences.
-o-
Oh, hi there. This is me, Yuuichirou Hikari, doing the narration from now on. Yeah, um. Well, since the flashback is on my own point of view, I thought I could explain a bit about it. So you people won't get confused. Right. As if you weren't already.
It all started when Meijin-san and I were doing experiments regarding the Synchro Chip...
"Are you sure you want to do this, Hikari-hakase?" Meijin said.
"Yes." I said, while making sure that all the programs and machines were on and working properly.
"But... why do we need these outfits?"
"They... um... increase the synchro rate."
"... right."
"Excellent! Now, is everything set up?" I would never admit to him that I actually liked the suits. Um, yeah. "Emdee? How are things over there?"
"Everything's working perfectly, Hikari-hakase." replied Emdee, my Net Navi. Yes, I own a Net Navi. Since when, you ask? Well...er...I'm telling you about this, don't ask questions. Er... back to narration, yeah...
-o- Meanwhile, on the Hikari household... -o-
"Make sure to send this mail to Papa, Rush!" said one Hikari Netto, while delivering him an e-card greeting.
"Aup!" was Rush's response.
Netto smiled. "Good boy. Good fido."
"Aup!" was his response.
"...can you say something besides 'aup'?"
"Aup!"
"I thought so."
-o- Scene change thingy back to Meijin and I... -o-
"Is all of this machinery really necessary?"
"... but... it's funky machinery..."
"Er..."
"...I said that out loud, did I?"
Mental note: Think of things before saying them out loud.
Yes. Uh. Narration.
"I guess we're ready to begin the experiment."
-o- Rush's POV -o-
"Aup! Aup aup?" Aup aup aup. Aup... aup aup!
-o- Back to the Hikari Labs... -o-
"At the count of three..."
-o- Emdee's POV -o-
Emdee stood on the platform, waiting for his data to get transfered.
-o- Rush's... -o-
"Aup!"
-o- Yuu's... -o-
"Two..."
-o- Emdee's... -o-
Emdee looked down after feeling the lose of a solid matter under his feet.
-o- Yuu's...-o-
"One..."
-o- Rush's... -o-
"Aup? Aup aup!"
Emdee stared at the virus dog for a second, just when he confirmed there was, indeed, something missing.
Namely, the floor.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
And down the hole poor Emdee go.
"Aup?" Rush got out of the black hole, which was closed instantly. "Aup? Aup?"
-o- Yuu's... -o-
"...what is Rush doing there?"
"Uh?"
flick
"Meijin-san?"
"Um... I think this might be a bad sign." I looked at Meijin from my position. I should've know his sweatdropping wasn't a good sign at all.
"Hikari-hakase, umm... I think we've got a problem..."
"Hm?"
"There... er... seems to be a problem with our other test subject."
"...but I just flicked the switch."
VROOOOM
I turned to look at the monitor screen. "...oh. I guess we're in trouble now, mama."
"...what?"
"... I said that aloud again, didn't I?"
"Yes. Yes, you did."
The last thing I remember is being engulfed by some sort of light...
-o- end of flashback -o-
Yuuichirou couldn't remember any more of it. He didn't really want to, though. "... Damn crack inspired hippie dreams."
"Aup?"
"AAAH! Rush!" The poor scientist was harshly taken out of his reverie by the virus dog, who just smiled at him and said the most impacting line of all time.
"Aup! Aup aup!"
The images flooded back into Yuuichirou's brain, and then it was when he finally remembered.
"... did we really do that last night?"
"Aup!"
"...oh lord..."
Perrrverts. XD
A huge thank you to Naomi, Sora, Achie and Neko for beta-testing this, aiding on the storyline, and making my abs workout for free. (OMGOMG YUU IN A SPEEDO XD) Anyway, the next chapter's on the way, hopefully. Read and review, please:D
"-hakase": Doctor. Thus, Hikari-hakase means "Dr. Hikari".