Disclaimer on part 1.

Hikari Labs Security Video - Record #111194

Yuuichirou sat down on the chair, Rush and Meijin at his side.

"Aup?" asked Rush.

"The popcorn isn't done yet," Meijin answered.

"Um... what are we doing here anyway?" asked Yuuichirou.

"This is the record we got from the security videos on your fight against the Neko Virus, sir."

"...I know that. I was wondering why we are in a movie theater."

"There were no other rooms available, Hikari-hakase" answered Meijin.

PING!

"Aup!" the virus dog happily ran to the microwave and retrieved the popcorn. Yuuichirou reached for the bowl when Rush returned, but the virus hugged the bowl away.

"But... I want popcorn, too..." pouted the scientist.

"Shh! I think the movie is about to start."

"Oh! Movie! Movie!" Yuuichirou inmediatly forgot about the popcorn and sat, eyes fixed on the TV screen. Technically, it should have been a movie screen. But the authors had such a small budget, they couldn't afford one.

"Wait... I thought there was a movie screen a minute before."

"Low budget."

"...Oh, right."

The Hikari Labs are proud to present...

"YUSH VS NEKOZILLA!"

The final match between good and evil!

Direction and script by Yush

Battle Chips provided by Meijin Eguchi

CHAPTER 1

A NEW HERO HAS BORN: YUSH! CREATED AFTER A FAILED
CROSS FUSION EXPERIMENT, THIS HERO ACCIDENTALLY
RELEASED THE EVIL NEKO VIRUS INTO THE
REAL WORLD.

"...what's with the Star Wars credits?" wondered Yuuichirou out loud.

"Er... Rush took the liberty to make some... um... adjustments to the security video, Hikari-hakase."

"Aup!" barked Rush, proudly.

"...Nevermind..."

YUSH NOW SEEKS TO RECAPTURE THE EVIL FIEND
AND PUT HIM BACK WHERE HE BELONGS,
WHEREVER THAT'D BE.
THE BATTLE WENT
AS FOLLOWS...

As the battle previously narrated on this story's prologue unfolded before Yuuichirou, Rush and Meijin's eyes, Yuuichirou realized that this would, in fact, be better with popcorn. Reaching over to Rush and tapping the dog on the shoulder, he whispered, "Give me some popcorn, Rush."

"AUP."

"GIVE ME THE POPCORN, RUSH."

Rush growled, hugging the bowl again.

"No virus treats for you, then!"

"...Auuuup..."

"You brought it upon yourself, little mister."

Rush reached for the bowl to hand it to Yuu, but when he brought his hand around, it wasn't there. Both Yuuichirou and Rush had a "FTW" moment. Then, they heard munching behind them.

"... what?" Meijin looked at them innocently, a handful of popcorn about to be put in his mouth.

"...You're eating our popcorn, that's what!"

"Uh... eh... look! The movie!"

Yush landed on the ground, not too far away. Standing up, he wobbled a bit, then shook his head. When he finally came to his senses, he glared at the Neko Virus. "Oh, you did NOT just do that!"

"...aup aup aup?"

"...no, for the nth time, that outfit doesn't makes you look fat, Rush." said an annoyed Meijin.

"Wanna know WHY you didn't just do that?" Yush continued on, strutting up to the Neko Virus. "Because YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS." And with that, he took out a giant hammer from seemingly nowhere, and hit the Neko Virus on the toe.

"I shouldn't listen to that oldies' radio station..." said an utterly embarrased Yuuichirou.

The giant virus let out a meow that sounded somewhere between a snarl and a cry of pain.

"Hah! Yush has once again pwn'd the Neko Virus! Oh yeah, go me, oh yeah." he danced again.

"Your moves are quite good for someone who just entered mambo classes, Hikari-hakase."

"Not a word, Meijin."

The enormous cat stared deeply into Yush's eyes.

Yush returned the glare. "Glaring contest!"

"...Hikari-hakase, would you really have a glaring contest with a cat that could easily squish you at any moment?"

"...Just watch the movie."

The cat and the... er... cross fusioned thing that resembled Yuuichirou, stared at each other some more.

Way up, on the building's roof, Meijin stared at the so-called battle scene. "...This is stupid."

"And it was."

"Hush, Meijin."

"..." The over grown cat's eyes sparked with evil inspiration and a gaging, hacking sound rumbled within it's throat.

"Er... Are you okay?" Yush asked, scooching back a few steps.

Before he could react, the cat's jaw dropped and spat a large, furry projectile into Yush's face.

"... That is so gross..." Yush muttered as he wiped away the furry ball.

"Meew! Meer meow!"

"... You did NOT win! You CHEATED!"

"...no matter what you say, this is stupid."

"...I hate to agree, but you're right, Meijin."

Rush, however, was staring at the TV screen, eating popcorn after popcorn, completely amused. "AUP!"

"...this is getting tiresome." Yuuichirou grabbed the remote and fast-forwarded the movie 30 minutes.

"AUP!" the virus dog stared angrily at Yuuichirou.

"Remember the virus treats, Rush."

"...aup." Rush slumped back on his seat, defeated.

Yush and the Neko virus laid across the pavement, both exhausted and out of breath. Yush slowly forced himself into a sitting position. "... Okay... You win... the thumb war round... but let's see how you handle Rock Paper Scissors!"

"...Hikari-hakase?"

"Yes?"

"...How exactly is a cat supposed to play Rock Paper Scissors?"

"How should I know?" shrugged the poor scientist.

"Also... how could you play a thumbs war against something as big as a building, Hikari-hakase?"

"I actually wondered that too, Meijin, but I guess your head won't hurt if you don't think about it."

"Eh...okay."

Somewhere else, far, far away, there was a fangirl, watching Futurama, and cackling evilly. Her plan to screw up Meijin and Yuuichirou's head was perfect. But let's not get there.

"Mraor!"

"What do you mean, Top Gun! You never said anything about Top Gun!"

"... what's "Top Gun"?" asked Meijin.

"...you think I know?" answered Yuuichirou.

In the world of the authors, one turned to the other. "...What IS Top Gun?"

"... how did I know you were going to ask that?"

After pointless and seeminlgy endless battles, both virus and cross fusion-thing were still standing.

"...oh, COME ON!" Meijin yelled to both, utterly annoyed. He threw an empty Dr. Pepper can at the Neko Virus, hitting it squarely on the head.

The Neko Virus' eyes swirled, and it fell to the ground, KOed.

"...that's all!"

"...I'm afraid so, Hikari-hakase."

"Aup. Aup aup aup."

"...Yes, we know it was stupid, Rush." Meijin said.

"Auuuup. Aup aup, aupup."

"...May I remind you we control the supply of virus treats?"

"...aup..."

Meijin stared at the now unconscious virus. Yush would've stared, too, if he hadn't been squashed by the Neko Virus.

Looking around and seeing no Yush, Meijin realized what must've happened. "...Oops."

Meijin finally spotted a KOed Yuuichirou, lying next to an also KOed Rush.

THE END

Yuuichirou stopped the tape just before the end credits -with a music background that suspiciously resembled the Star Wars theme song- began.

"Meijin?"

"Yes, Hikari-hakase?"

"Remind me to never, ever do that again."

"...Sure thing, Hikari-hakase."

SSX: I probably forgot to add a couple of bold words, but I am sleepy. Hear me snore. z

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