Well would you look at that. I was in the mood to write yet ANOTHER chapter of Only One Shot! I must have nothing to do today or something…oh well. I SHOULD be writing my Dark Blessings right now but I'm just struck by inspiration to write the next chapter so I thought, hey why not write it before it leaves my head? Thus here is chapter 18 of Only One Shot.

Only One Shot

Chapter 18: The Day After

Syracuse groaned as his live alarm clocks pounced on him. "Come on Mr. Syracuse, we have school today and we need our daily morning nutrients!" The demi-saiya-jin child genius exclaimed and Nanami nodded, "Daily morning nutrients!" she yelled. "Alright, go downstairs and I'll cook you two something. The phone rang as he got up and he ignored it.

"Damn kid can get it himself; I hope it interrupts something…" Syracuse muttered as he dragged himself downstairs. He barely had any sleep last night. It was hard to sleep when screams of the names Gohan and Videl ran through the night as well as the banging of a headboard and bed along the wall all night long. "I wish I never found that Viagra bottle…"

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Gohan was awaked from his wonderful dream by the annoying ring of a phone. Videl groaned and muttered something into Gohan's chest as he shifted slightly, stretching an arm across her to reach the ringing phone before it could wake her. He placed the receiver to his ear and growled into it. "This better be a matter of life and death."

Is that how you greet the Prince of all Saiya-jins brat?

"What the hell do you want Vegeta? Nevermind, whatever it is I'm busy."

Busy?! How the hell are you busy! You just woke up!

"Exactly, I'm busy." Gohan could hear Vegeta's smirk through the phone.

Well, well, the brat finally got some Avon

Gohan could hear Avon's surprise and cheers through the phone. "What do you want Vegeta?"

To find out if something was going on. Vegeta said matter of factly. Too bad you were human huh brat? Couldn't fully mate. The saiya-jin prince sneered.

"Well something is going on and no I don't regret that I was human, goodbye."

Wait!

Gohan paused as Avon's voice rang out. There were some muffles as Vegeta argued with Avon about wasting his minutes and Avon made a point that he was wasting his minutes by calling Gohan just to see if he "got some" from Videl yet. There were more muffles and growls until Avon finally got onto the phone.

Come by Vegeta's pad later, we're all here. I have something to discuss with you. Do you think you could drag you're bodies out of bed by 11:30

"I'm not sure but if I can't it was worth it." Gohan said happily and Avon muttered something.

Gohan, Avon said in exasperation, Can you come or not? We're having a barbecue today; make sure you bring Syracuse and the kids later on for dinner. We're going to have tons of food and I'm pretty sure both of you are hungry.

"Alright, alright, I will attempt to come." He could see Avon roll his eyes as he said 'bye' and hung up the phone. He handed Videl the phone and she rolled over to replace it back in its cradle. "Think you can move for some lunch at Veggie's?" he murmured against her neck and she giggled sleepily at Vegeta's 'nickname'.

He got out of the snug glove of her body to take a quick shower then returned to see her with a hand over her eyes. She lifted them to look at him wearing only a pair of black boxers. "Kami Gohan what did you do to me? I can't move!" Gohan chuckled and sat at the edge of the bed. "I did tell you last night that when I was done you wouldn't be able to move!"

She smiled at him. "Well it was worth it!" He raised an eyebrow, smirking seductively at her. "Need some help in the shower?" She nodded with a slight pout. Chuckling he helped her up and supported her to the door of the bathroom. She glared at him as he tried not to laugh at her awkward walk, last night events getting to her.

He was about to enter the bathroom when Videl let go of him and supported herself on the counter. "Thank you Gohan you've been such great help but I'm afraid this is as far as you go!" she closed the door on him and he scowled as she laughed behind the door and turned on the shower. Noting to get her back later he went downstairs.

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Syracuse tossed the pan, flipping the pancakes expertly as the two girls set the table. He scrambled the eggs and flipped the bacon then looked up just in time to see Gohan enter the kitchen. "Well if it isn't the Lord of Night Noise," he said sarcastedly, "How do you like you're eggs in the morning?" Gohan smirked and leaned back in his chair. "Fertilized."

Videl walked in just in time for his comment and smacked him on the head with the newspaper. "Gohan there's children in here!" she hissed. "Don't you two make a cute couple!" Syracuse said sweetly and Gohan grinned toothily at him. He may be human at the moment and lost his tail but he still had his fangs. "To think it was all thanks to you!"

Videl and the girls looked at them confused while Syracuse laughed nervously and turned off the stove, placing the food on the table. "Hurry girls and eat, you have school to go to!" The girls dug in and they soon rushed out the door. Videl ate her food slowly as Gohan glanced at her damp hair and the t-shirt of his she was wearing.

"Gohan stop ogling me like a piece of meat." Gohan put a hand on his chest in mock offence. "Why Videl I would never!" she raised an eyebrow at him. "I would only ogle you like you were a piece of pie! Meat would never make me ogle!" She giggled a bit. "Well of course Gohan how could I make such accusations? You'd never eat up meat like that either."

She got up from the table with a smile, heading awkwardly upstairs to change into something decent. Gohan blinked a bit at her retreating back until it dawned on him as to what she meant. Smirking to himself, he headed upstairs to change as well, the rest of the food on the table forgotten.

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"Alright you two brats here are the rules: Don't hurt any of the other kids both older and younger than you, don't do anything to the faculty and the other adults that you come across, and PLEASE don't blow up the school." Nanami sighed and opened up her backpack, tossing a few (10) fire crackers into the back of the car.

Avril gaped at her friend, unable to believe what just happened. "What?" Nanami said confused. "He DID say please." Syracuse stared with wide eyes at the fire crackers in the backseat while Avril shook her head and cleared his throat, getting the attention of the two girls. "Uh…yes…well, have a…great day. I think I'll go home and pray for the school."

They watched him drive off and Avril looked at Nanami. "You have much to learn young one." Nanami flung her hands wildly in the air. "Young one?! I'm a year older than you!!!" she yelled, gaining the attention of most of the children in the yard. "You may be older physically but you are young mentally." Avril said smartly and Nanami scowled at her, defeated.

"Oh no we left the rockets in the car!" Nanami gasped, looking down the street. "Oh ye of little faith!" Avril smirked, holding up the three large rockets. "My dad sneaked these into my backpack when hugging me goodbye before we left, they were in capsule form!" They rubbed their hands evilly and looked up at Satan Elementary. "Satan Elementary here we come!"

They heard someone clear their throat above them. "Well you see teacher…" Avril began as they turned, thinking it was a staff member, only to see a man wearing a black suit. "I think you should come with me little girls." He sneered and Avril stuck her tongue at him, pulling down an eyelid. "In the words of my great father, FUCK OFF!"

Nanami stared at her year younger friend and Hose tried to recover from being cussed at by a five year old. "Come here you little brat!" he grabbed her and she pulled her leg forward then back, HARD. Hose dropped her, seeing stars, as he grabbed his crotch in blinding pain. Avril pulled out a rope from her backpack.

"I was saving this for a teacher…" she said sorrowfully. "Oh well." Nanami helped her tie up his hands to his legs, him still in his crotch holding fetal position. "Well I guess Uncle Gohan's lessons worked out after all." Nanami commented as they leaned over to look at him. "What should we do with him?" Avril looked at the rockets and an evil smirk graced her lips. "I have an idea…"

I have no idea what that chapter was for…I guess I just felt like making everyone see how Avril acted hehe and how Gohan just loves to giver her his "wonderful manners" for everyday use. Isn't Gohan such a great role model and teacher to his angelic daughter? Hehe…

Anyway this is as many chapters as I have with my inspiration so you have to wait a bit. It's a break so I should be able to write at least one more before school is back and they pile tests, hw, and projects on me…plus my b-day is Sunday! Hurray for me! I don't know what to do though…oh well. Ja ne.