Chapter two; Arrival and a bush
A/N: hey guyz-im sorry its been so long since I updated, I've been kinda bored with FF.net and my computer crapped out..but ill try to update more with this and my other fic. Im glad you guyz like it. And now I will attempt to but italics on something Ihi-if this doesn't work can somebody tell me how to do it? PS- im changing my penname to EnderI theres gonna be humor involved here. Just to let you know
It was about two AM in the morning, and our hero, Harry Potty, had just woken
up from his strangest dream ever; he dreamed he was in love with a bush.
***FLASHBACK TO BUSH SCENE***
(Harry's POV)
I was on my way back from a jog, when I saw her. She was gorgeous, with her
soft leaves and little round berries. I I want to squeeze the juice out of those little
round gorgeous berriesI.. Closer.closer.closer.closer...
(end POV & flashback)
with a start, Harry woke up and cried "I JUST DREAMED I LOVED A BUSH!!! I'M GOING CRAZY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Then he turned over and proceeded to go back to sleep.
The rest of his night went pretty uneventfully, unless you count the fact that he sleep-
walked into Dudley's room and pissed in his mouth.
In the morning, Harry woke with excitement although he couldn't remember why...I
strange, why am I so excited?I then he remembered that today was the day that
Hermione was going to get him for the rest of the holidays. He pumped the air with his
fist. He looked at the clock. Eleven-thirty. "FUCK!" he screamed so loudly the Dursly's
thought he had fallen out of the window. They started celebrating just before he walked
into the door. "FUCK!" all of the Dursly's screamed. (a/n..heheh...they like the F
word.me too..it make me all warm and fuzzy inside..back to the story)
Harry quickly ran up the stairs and into the shower. When he got out, he quickly
dressed and scanned the room. He hurriedly grabbed his belongings and threw them into
his trunk. He dragged his trunk down the stairs just as the doorbell rang. "BOY! WHERE
THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?!?!?! YOU BLOODY ASSWIPE!" blew
up Vernon Dursly. "Away from this hell-hole," replied Harry calmly. He then proceeded
to step out the door where his best female friend, Hermione was waiting for him with a
smile. "Hullo Harry" she exclaimed with a smile bigger than a whales dork. (heheh..this
chapters kinda vulgar, sry wont happen again) they proceeded to walk out to the car
where her parents were waiting. Harry was scared silly about what they were like.
CLIFFY!! Sorta anywayz..
Anywayz, id like to thank my five wonderful reviewers, and apologize for such a short
chapter and not updating in a while.
I'm outerz. Bye
REVIEW OR SAY BYE TO HERM-OWN-NINNY!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A/N: hey guyz-im sorry its been so long since I updated, I've been kinda bored with FF.net and my computer crapped out..but ill try to update more with this and my other fic. Im glad you guyz like it. And now I will attempt to but italics on something Ihi-if this doesn't work can somebody tell me how to do it? PS- im changing my penname to EnderI theres gonna be humor involved here. Just to let you know
It was about two AM in the morning, and our hero, Harry Potty, had just woken
up from his strangest dream ever; he dreamed he was in love with a bush.
***FLASHBACK TO BUSH SCENE***
(Harry's POV)
I was on my way back from a jog, when I saw her. She was gorgeous, with her
soft leaves and little round berries. I I want to squeeze the juice out of those little
round gorgeous berriesI.. Closer.closer.closer.closer...
(end POV & flashback)
with a start, Harry woke up and cried "I JUST DREAMED I LOVED A BUSH!!! I'M GOING CRAZY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Then he turned over and proceeded to go back to sleep.
The rest of his night went pretty uneventfully, unless you count the fact that he sleep-
walked into Dudley's room and pissed in his mouth.
In the morning, Harry woke with excitement although he couldn't remember why...I
strange, why am I so excited?I then he remembered that today was the day that
Hermione was going to get him for the rest of the holidays. He pumped the air with his
fist. He looked at the clock. Eleven-thirty. "FUCK!" he screamed so loudly the Dursly's
thought he had fallen out of the window. They started celebrating just before he walked
into the door. "FUCK!" all of the Dursly's screamed. (a/n..heheh...they like the F
word.me too..it make me all warm and fuzzy inside..back to the story)
Harry quickly ran up the stairs and into the shower. When he got out, he quickly
dressed and scanned the room. He hurriedly grabbed his belongings and threw them into
his trunk. He dragged his trunk down the stairs just as the doorbell rang. "BOY! WHERE
THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?!?!?! YOU BLOODY ASSWIPE!" blew
up Vernon Dursly. "Away from this hell-hole," replied Harry calmly. He then proceeded
to step out the door where his best female friend, Hermione was waiting for him with a
smile. "Hullo Harry" she exclaimed with a smile bigger than a whales dork. (heheh..this
chapters kinda vulgar, sry wont happen again) they proceeded to walk out to the car
where her parents were waiting. Harry was scared silly about what they were like.
CLIFFY!! Sorta anywayz..
Anywayz, id like to thank my five wonderful reviewers, and apologize for such a short
chapter and not updating in a while.
I'm outerz. Bye
REVIEW OR SAY BYE TO HERM-OWN-NINNY!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA