Chapter one: who cares what I call this? (I don't)
Disclaimer: I no J.K. Rowling. I no Asian either. I own only plot. No more!
Screw off!!
Harry, Hermione, and Ron where walking across the school grounds. It was
Saturday, and the first Hogsmeade weekend. They had just gotten to the hill
overlooking the small village, which was the only all Witch and Wizard
village left in Britain, when Hermione tripped and vomited all over
herself. "Hermione!" Harry and Ron cried in perfect unison. "I'm okay," she
replied, just before she vomited again. "No, you're not, Hermione." They
said again. "C'mon, lets take you to the Hospital in Hogsmeade, its
closest. "No!" Hermione cried before vomiting yet again. "Yes!" they cried.
A quarter hour later, Hermione was sitting on a bed at the hospital in
Hogsmeade. The door opened and the doctor walked in. "Hi, I'm Dr. Franks
and I'll be your doctor for today." "Hello," Harry Ron and Hermione said.
"Now what were your symptoms?" "Vomiting," Harry and Ron said. "Okay, I'm
going to perform a spell; it will tell us what you have." "Illerihia
contrilalis!" the doctor shouted. A red and blue line shot out of her wand
and circled around Hermione three times and turned pink. "I need you boys
to leave the room for a minute." "okay," they said. After they had left the
room the doctor said, "Hermione, you're pregnant." "WHAT?!" Hermione
shouted back. "Who's the dad?" she asked more quietly this time. "Harry-
Harry Potter." The doctor replied.
*Flashback*
It was three weeks into summer after sixth year and Harry Potter was staying with one of his best friends, Hermione Granger. He was staying there because Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, thought it would be safest. This was because Voldemort already knew where the burrow was, and since Harry refused to stay with the Dursleys all summer. Over the first week that he stayed with Hermione it was just like being back at school. But as the summer went on, he started to notice Hermione in a different way. She had grown taller, her hips were curvier, and her hair had straightened out. Hermione had started to notice Harry too. Although he hadn't changed much except for getting taller and stronger. "Harry?" Hermione asked. "Yes?" he replied. "I've been thinking, and I wanted to know if you would go out with me." Harry lay in the bed that had been moved into Hermione's room for his summer stay dumbstruck with his mouth hanging open. The girl of my dreams has just asked me out, he thought. "Sure!" Was his reply. *End flashback* Hermione remembered that first date like yesterday. It was the first time he kissed her. *Flashback* It was Tuesday of the second to last week of summer. Hermione's parents had to go out of town for the week because of a dentist awards show in Ireland. Harry and Hermione were in Hermione room, snogging on the chair. Soon, it got to more than just snogging. It turned in to shagging. They undressed each other and proceeded to shag. (I like the British words, how 'bout you?) In the morning, they woke in each others arms. They kissed a few times and got dressed and made breakfast. *End Flashback* "Oh Merlin, I knew that that shagging was a bad idea." Hermione said "Hermione, do you want this baby?" the Doctor asked. "Yes, yes I do." She said. "well then, Relax." The doctor said. "you may go now." Hermione thanked the doctor and left. "So, what was it?" Ron and Harry asked. "Guys, I'm pregnant with Harry's baby." She said with a smile. "WHAT?!" the boys said together. "I'm pregnant with Harry's baby." She said again. "Then we'd better get you back to the school." Harry said. "Yes, yes we should," Ron said. They proceeded to take her up to the school. When they got there, Harry asked, "So, when's the due date? He asked. "April 31st" she replied. "Hermione, that's only a month before summer and we're in our last year! That means you won't have to worry about interrupting your N.E.W.Ts for breast feeding because they happen the first week of April!" Harry said. "hello, guys, I'm still standing here," Ron said. "Sorry," Harry and Hermione said. Harry and Hermione where Head Boy and Girl, so they headed toward the Head Boy and Girl common room. Inside there was a small library, a snack bar, which was loaded with Wizard and Muggle snacks, and a Chess room, which Harry and Ron headed for. After Ron beat Harry sixteen times in a row, he headed to bed. "'night guys," he said. "'night." After Ron left, Harry and Hermione proceeded to snogging. After snogging for awhile, they went to bed. (in their own beds.) A/n I wont update again until I get at least five reviews.
It was three weeks into summer after sixth year and Harry Potter was staying with one of his best friends, Hermione Granger. He was staying there because Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, thought it would be safest. This was because Voldemort already knew where the burrow was, and since Harry refused to stay with the Dursleys all summer. Over the first week that he stayed with Hermione it was just like being back at school. But as the summer went on, he started to notice Hermione in a different way. She had grown taller, her hips were curvier, and her hair had straightened out. Hermione had started to notice Harry too. Although he hadn't changed much except for getting taller and stronger. "Harry?" Hermione asked. "Yes?" he replied. "I've been thinking, and I wanted to know if you would go out with me." Harry lay in the bed that had been moved into Hermione's room for his summer stay dumbstruck with his mouth hanging open. The girl of my dreams has just asked me out, he thought. "Sure!" Was his reply. *End flashback* Hermione remembered that first date like yesterday. It was the first time he kissed her. *Flashback* It was Tuesday of the second to last week of summer. Hermione's parents had to go out of town for the week because of a dentist awards show in Ireland. Harry and Hermione were in Hermione room, snogging on the chair. Soon, it got to more than just snogging. It turned in to shagging. They undressed each other and proceeded to shag. (I like the British words, how 'bout you?) In the morning, they woke in each others arms. They kissed a few times and got dressed and made breakfast. *End Flashback* "Oh Merlin, I knew that that shagging was a bad idea." Hermione said "Hermione, do you want this baby?" the Doctor asked. "Yes, yes I do." She said. "well then, Relax." The doctor said. "you may go now." Hermione thanked the doctor and left. "So, what was it?" Ron and Harry asked. "Guys, I'm pregnant with Harry's baby." She said with a smile. "WHAT?!" the boys said together. "I'm pregnant with Harry's baby." She said again. "Then we'd better get you back to the school." Harry said. "Yes, yes we should," Ron said. They proceeded to take her up to the school. When they got there, Harry asked, "So, when's the due date? He asked. "April 31st" she replied. "Hermione, that's only a month before summer and we're in our last year! That means you won't have to worry about interrupting your N.E.W.Ts for breast feeding because they happen the first week of April!" Harry said. "hello, guys, I'm still standing here," Ron said. "Sorry," Harry and Hermione said. Harry and Hermione where Head Boy and Girl, so they headed toward the Head Boy and Girl common room. Inside there was a small library, a snack bar, which was loaded with Wizard and Muggle snacks, and a Chess room, which Harry and Ron headed for. After Ron beat Harry sixteen times in a row, he headed to bed. "'night guys," he said. "'night." After Ron left, Harry and Hermione proceeded to snogging. After snogging for awhile, they went to bed. (in their own beds.) A/n I wont update again until I get at least five reviews.