A Chibi's Mission: Six in the City Part 2
By: Twighlight Goddess Sage
Oopsies I forgot to include the disclaimer, how dumb of me. Anyway I do not own Yu Yu Hakasho (probably a good thing), but shouldn't that be obvious because it's on which is Fanfiction not actual original material. Chibisage is my character, so no stealing or should I say kidnapping and using her for your own purposes.
Chibisage: ". Nice to see you again."
Hiei: "…Stupid humans."
Sage: "Well excuse me, but there are no demons in the real world."
Hiei: "…hn."
Chibisage (shrugs): "Hiei will be Hiei, now on with the fic, people."
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(Meanwhile on another area of the city far away from Hiei's group is none other than Kurama's group ((surprise, surprise)) Having walked a few paces away from where Hiei and Kuabara were brewing a fury storm, the threesome were deciding their next actions, yet unsure of where the heck they were.)
Yusuke: "Tell me, did you purposely put Hiei and Chibisage in the same group?"
Genkai: "That is of little importance at this moment, we need to decide what we are going to do now."
Kurama (nods): "Yes."
Yusuke (looks around): "So…where are we exactly?"
(The group sweatdrops)
Yusuke (shakes his head): "Let me get this straight, we're lost?"
Genkai (growls at him): "No kidding, Dimwit!"
Kurama: "I suggest that once we have an idea where we are we should go somewhere where many demons would be and search around there."
Yusuke nods: "That's a great idea, except we don't have an idea where exactly we are. Is there a city directory around here?" He looks around again and sees a city directory nearby that wasn't there before and he shrugs. Okay, can't complain."
The other two follow him over to the rather conveniently placed directory.
Yusuke skimming over it: "Wow, this city is big!"
Genkai glares at it suspiciously as if she expected it tomug them at any minute: "There's something odd about this…"
Kurama glancing over Yusuke's shoulder and points to a dot: "So this is where we are…"
Yusuke nods: "Right in the middle of no where…figures…"
Genkai scowls atthe maponce more and then joins the boys at the map: "…wherever we go we should consider both where our thug is and also if need be where we can hide or escape towards."
Yusuke (his head snaps around so he faces her): "WHAT! You mean we're not going to fight him!"
Genkai (looks at him coolly): "When we find him, he'll probably have several people with him, I doubt that he'd be a lone wolf. If there are too many, we won't be able to kill them all."
Yusuke (jumps up and snaps at her): "Excuse me, Old Lady, have you forgotten my shot gun?"
Genkai: "Not at all, Dimwit! Your shotgun would be strong enough to kill many at once, but at the same time it gives off a lot of energy Since apparitions are attracted to spirit energy, more of them would come toward the source. Also your attack is legendary therefore it is easy to recognize, blowing your cover as well as ours."
Kurama (looks at them): "We are here to stop him, but not to assassinate him. Koenma will probably want to question him."
Yusuke: "So if we find him, we'll beat the snot out of him to knock him out, and we'll pull him off to the side away from his friends when we do it. (The others nod in agreement.) Now where should we go to start the hunt?"
Genkai (points to an area that has a system of alleys around several buildings): "Thugs like to hang in back way paths; there are a lot of trails around to sneak about too."
Kurama: "We should head this way." He starts to head off in a certain direction.
Yusuke (follows Kurama): "Okay Kurama, lead the way!"
(They head towards their destination while passing more cloaked figures on the side of the street, some glare at them.)
Yusuke: "By the way, have you seen anyone besides us not in a black cloak?"
Kurama (turns toward him): "Don't say anything until we are clear."
Genkai: "That's right we don't need any confrontation, Dimwit."
(Out of nowhere a demon in a cloak and a rather gaudy claw necklace grabs Kurama by his hair.)
The demon (cackles): "Ha you're one nice piece of flesh, broad."
Kurama (narrows his eyes and swiftly hits the demon in the chest): "Actually despite what you may think, I'm all male."
(The demon falls rather clumsily to the ground landing with a heavy thud and a slight pain-filled groan, spirals in his eyes. After he confirms that the demon is knocked out, Kurama turns around and quickly fixes his hair.)
Kurama (after he is satisfied, he whirls back around): "Much better."
Genkai & Yusuke (blink when they see this rather feminine side of the kitsune): "…yeah…okay."
(A little cloaked demon with his hood down showing blue shaggy hair and three azul eyes walks over to the fallen demon.)
Demon Kid: " Loki, you idiot! How many times have you been told not to take advantage of strangers?"
Loki (eyes still in spirals): "…But she was so hot!"
Kurama: "I told you I am a man!"
Loki "…oh shit!"
Demon Kid (shakes his head): "Oni-chan I'm so disappointed with you! I'm going to have to report you to the Princess."
Loki (shakes himself awake and looks at his little brother with fright-filled eyes): "No Cho, not the Princess, please no! No! No!"
Cho: "I'm afraid so, Loki, this has gone too far, that man motions to Kurama could have broken your spine if had wanted to, you know how the Princess would react to that."
Loki: "No Cho! I'll be good, here I'll do all your chores and yours as well, and I'll even buy you a puppy. Please don't tell on me!"
Cho (shakes his head): "I've done all my chores, and yours as well, and I want a lizard not a dog."
Loki (trembles slightly): "Okay scratch that, I'll buy you a lizard, and get that dagger you've always wanted."
Cho (eyes narrow): "And how are you going to do that, you're broke?"
Loki (thinks a minute than grudgingly says): "I'll get a job."
Cho (hands on hips): "You getting a job, yeah right! Doing what?"
Loki: "Uh…well…"
Cho (shakes his head): "Maybe in the next life you'll not be a lazy lecherous bum. Who knows? (He turns around to Yusuke, Genkai, and Kurama) Sorry my brother's such a jerk."
Kurama: "That's alright."
Yusuke (his eyes get wide even through his mask): "Yeah, who's the Princess?"
Cho (stares at them and for a minute they are all silent): "…Hmmm, I've never seen you before, are you visiting?"
Genkai (nods): "Yes, that's right."
Cho (nods back): "Oh I get it, that explains why you two aren't wearing the cloaks. You should get them, or you'll be targets for pickpocketers, or other lechers." points to his brother
Loki (scowls with a medium-sized irritation mark on his face): "Hey Cho, it's not nice to insult your own kin, where's the brotherly love?"
(Cho turns around and glares at him, making him flinch.)
Yusuke: "How do we get the robes?"
Loki: "Well duh, you buy them!"
Cho (Gets a big scary scowl on his face which blows his face way out of proportion and his voice gets a dangerous tone): "Brother, one more word and I'll bite your head off and cut off all of your hair!"
(Cho pulls out an electric buzzer which makes a lot of noise. After that a rough gust of wind from out of no where blows down Loki's hood revealing a head of aqua green spikes with little ringlets behind his pointy ears. He is about to squeak, but heeding his scary younger brother's warning, he covers his mouth with both hands.)
Cho (when he's satisfied by the scared face of his older brother, he pulls the buzzer out of sight and turns back to Yusuke and company): "Yes, you can buy them, in fact they are pretty inexpensive at out store."
(Loki sneaks up and holds up a paper sign that says, 'Why don't you come to our store, you can meet Granny.')
Cho (looks at him and then nods to them): "Yes why don't you, we sell maps of the city too. He motions for them to follow C'mon."
(The three of them look at each other hesitantly.)
Kurama (softly in a whisper): "For now let's go."
Yusuke (nods) "Okay, lets go, lead on Cho."
Cho: "Oh yeah, you seem to know our names but you haven't introduced yourselves yet, what are your names?"
(The three freeze for a moment.)
Yusuke (thinking): "Oh yeah, well I can't just say my real name, that would be bad."
Kurama (thinking): "We'll have to make them up, try not to look nervous, Yusuke don't say anything ill-advised."
Genkai: "…Gen, my name is Gen (she bows) nice to meet you."
Yusuke (thinking): "…Grandma? What are you doing giving away the first part of your name?"
Kurama (speaking cautiously): "I'm Kura." (He bows as well.)
Yusuke (thinking): "Oh what the heck might as well. (He speaks up) You can just call me Yu. (He grumbles to himself in his head) Oh crap, that sounded like a freak'n' pun."
(Loki holds up another one of his paper signs that says, 'Okay let's go.' After that they leave the scene.)
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Sage: "So that's the end of this part."
Chibisage: "Please Review, does sad puppy face we want to know what you think! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!"
Yusuke: "Stop being so pitiful."
Genkai: "If anyone is reading this and cares, the next part will have Hiei's group at a bar."
Kurama: (looks at the script): "…It's a tiki bar."
Tiki Bar Man: "…Hioh!"
Chibisage (hides behind Hiei): "Eek! What's that thing?"
Hiei: "…hn. (Glares at Sage) You better not make me do anything stupid."
Kuwabara (waves): "See-yah!"
