I'm back! I've got a few more chapters to write then I'm done with this story. I'll be working on 'Calendar Girls' when I'm done with this story. But I also have to finished up my sequel of Angels and Demons. Anyway, again, I'm back from West Virginia. The vacation is over.

Also, I have created a split author account with Illegally Blonde! We will shortly be posting an awesome, super-fantastic, cricket story. Cricket is my new word. It means everything sucky and bitchy, and everything totally- well, cricket! It also means awesome.

Disclaimer: I'm back from Williamsburg, West Virginia, I'm not staying in the Kings Mill five star hotel anymore, and damn it, I still don't own the Titans! Who came up with these cricket disclaimers anyway? I would like to make a complaint about these. They're very discouraging. Lol.

Quote. This quote is from my trip. See, my older sister, Ivy, stepped in poison ivy when we walked out of Busch Gardens to get on the shuttle to go back to the hotel (It's a deal. We stay at the hotel and have free access to the amusement park and the water park). I've been calling her well of course- Poison Ivy for the past three days.

Damn it, I stepped in myself!- Ivy- err, I mean, 'Poison Ivy'. Okay, so it's not that funny. But who gives a flippin' cricket?

Love ya Illegally Blonde!

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"Red-X? Whaddya doin' here?" Cyborg asked. Red-X shook the device swiftly and triumphantly. "Oh, just kickin' it." As he said that, he jump-kicked Cyborg and hit him in the face. His pun may have been weak, but the kick he made was hot.

Cyborg landed on the coffee table. It cracked and broke the heavy metal weight on it. He pulled his right hand off and threw it at X. The hand grabbed it and retracted back to Cyborg's arm. "I gotta 'hand' it to ya, X. That was pretty smooth." Maybe Cyborg wasn't as silent and sneaky as Red-X, but his puns sucked just as much as his did.

X growled. He pelted towards Cyborg. He ran past him and shot a tiny red x, hence his name. Cyborg shrieked like a girl as the tiny x began to short-circuit his own circuits. Cyborg ran around then tripped and landed in a pile of dishes on the kitchen counter. Most of them broke. The ones that didn't just got cracked badly.

"'Dishes' more like it." X said as he brushed off his shoulders with a laugh. Cyborg sat up angrily. He looked around. Then he jumped up and grabbed the hose attached to the sink. He flipped on the water and aimed at X. X began to run around trying to dodge the water.

"'Water' you running from?" Cyborg asked him.

X threw another x. It hit the faucet and the water shut off. "Listen, the girls have been having mood swings because they have two devices on the back of their necks. That yellow controller you think is a video game is the thing that switches their emotions." X explained. Cyborg looked dumbfounded. He simply stood up, walked over to the device, and then picked it up with a confused look on his face.

"Oh." He said softly. He looked over at X who felt very triumphant. Cyborg sneered then looked back down at it. "I knew that." He lied throwing it over. Somebody caught it, but it wasn't Red-X.

The two boys looked over at who did. A slender woman with a peaches and cream complexion caught it. She was also holding Beast Boy's Titan communicator. The curvy sandy blonde woman had an angry look on her face. "You're spying on me?" She asked Cyborg. "A Teen Titan?" She asked.

Cyborg ran over and snatched Beast Boy's communicator from her. He slapped his hand on his forehead. "Beast Boy! The grass stain grabbed the wrong controller!" Cyborg yelled. The woman snapped her fingers in front of Cyborg to grab his attention.

"So, all this is a mistake?" She asked. The two idiots nodded their head. "Now, mind telling us who you are?" Cyborg asked as he crossed his arms against his chest.

"This is Professor Baker. One of the most intelligent scientists in the world. She creates gadgets to help the body and minds. She studies the way people act and they way children's minds act. She studies in many fields and has an incredible background." Red-X said as he walked over and shook her hand. "I'm your biggest fan." He shook her hand faster.

She smiled weakly and gave his a slightly dead handshake with a sweat drop.

Cyborg laughed then stopped thinking about how Robin and Beast Boy are holding out. "Dude, what about my friends?" He asked. The Professor and Red-X looked at him.

"Excuse me?" She replied.

"Well see, Star and Rae have them on their necks. When the were in love with Robin and BB, they asked them out. Now, my friends are on the pier suffering wildly from my other two friends." Cyborg explained. Professor Baker arched her eyebrow. Then she grabbed her emotion modulator.

"It's set on rage. Not love." She said. "All we need to do is turn it off." She looked on the back. Numerous multi-colored flashing on and off were on the back. She bit her lip. "Please tell me you know how to shut it off." Cyborg said pointing to the controller. She shrugged.

"I'm a scientist- not a miracle worker." She replied sheepishly. Cyborg slapped his forehead again. Then he grabbed her shoulders and shook her back and forth vigorously. "Well right now we need a miracle! You're a genius! This is your gadget! You made it! Why don't you know how to shut the thing off!" Cyborg screamed.

"Hey, I've been busy creating and cooking up new ideas for inventions. I never look back on the past. It distracts me from the now." She said.

"Well, I need to help my friends, now." Cyborg said. Red-X snatched the device. "I bet I can figure out-" Cyborg cut him off. "HOW TO KILL US ALL!" He screamed. Cyborg tried to grab the device but X had a tight hold on it.

"Man, ya'll better give me this stupid thing! They're my friends!" He said pulling hard.

"Yeah, well it was my idea to steal this thing!" X said.

"Wait, you're my biggest friend- and you were trying to STEAL from me?" She yelled to X. He wasn't listening. Then the controller snapped in half. Cyborg flung back into the counter in the kitchen. X fell into the television.

Professor Baker placed her hands on her hips and shook her head in disappointment in the two teenage boys. Then she shrugged with her hands still on her hips. "No problem. It's okay as long as the girls aren't totally angry at somebody. If they were, we then those two will be ripped to shreds by tonight." She said.

Cyborg looked up.

"I gotta get to the pier! To the Batmobile!" He pointed aimlessly. Red-X and Professor Baker looked at him. Her eyebrow was arched.

"I've always wanted to say that." He said sheepishly.

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DUN DUN DUN! Dudes and ladies, ya'll don't know how good it is back to be in Texas. There was only one down side: well, in Texas, it's like law to put hot sauce on everything. I had three bottles of Tabasco sauce, but Ivy didn't bring hers. -gasps- We had to share so it was gone in the first two days. We don't eat a lot, we just use a lot of that hot sauce.

I don't mind Chicago, Cape Cod, and West Virginia whenever my sister and I go. They have it goin' on. It's just- they don't know anything about spicing stuff up.

Okay, I'm just so excited to be back in Texas, now I love the southern accent. That's why everything I just said in writing (whatever that just meant -shrugs-) was like 'ya'll' and in stead of 'doing' it was 'doin''

Okay, my faithful reviewers and their reviews!

Illegally Blonde: It's cool, Abbie. I'm used to no parents. Well, I wasn't when I was three (The year it all happened), but now I'm seventeen and I don't like to look back on stuff like that. I'm kind of open to talking about it and telling people what happened. I'm much more comfortable about the topic. I wasn't when I was younger, but ya live ya learn. Right? It's kind of a long story, but I'd be happy to explain it to ya. ;) But only because you're my partner-in-crime. Lol. I like callin' ya that because we opened a split author account.

Princess of stars: Thanks. I still feel like I haven't heard from you in a while. Well, of course I did just go away for a week. -shrugs and laughs- just pretend this never happened.

"What never happened?"

"I don't know. Just shut up."

Okay, hyper vibe comin' on.

RupertLover09: Ya know, when I was three (before my parents 'apparently' left for a conference in the Bahamas then never came back) we were going to Orlando for a vacation. Virginia is so much bigger then people think. I thought it was kind of puny but it was a long trip through it. That took up most of our time (we were driving. My sister gets scared and starts having these creepy attacks whenever we'd go on a plane)

Regrem Erutaerc: Creature Merger? Whatever. -shrugs-

StarryTian: I'm sure you'll make an amazing writer someday. I would ask to open an account with you, but I'm wicked busy- and I've already opened one with my best friend on this site: ILLEGALLY BLONDE! Go Abbie! it's ya birthday! Not really! Party anyways! -oops- No hard feelins' kay? I probably will come to my senses and make an account with you, but my life got hectic again right when I got back. -sweat drop- geez, dealing with friends, some term papers, and my little kitten who is no trouble whatsoever sure is a hectic life.

Kory-Ana-Star: Thank you. -shrugs not knowing what else to say-

mdizzle: WRONG! This was a totally based on Cyborg chapter. But don't worry, next chapter your dream will finally be noticed! Lol. -throws a little queer rainbow at you-

starxrobin: Everyone thinks Disney Lad is super- I honestly always hated it. -shrugs-

Ya'll reviewers need to stop making me shrug. My shoulders are beginning to hurt. Lol. :P

harryrulesmyworld: Hey, wanna know who rules my world? Prince Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender. I know, I'm totally obsessive. I even have a boyfriend. But I cannot help myself. Zuko is just so trouble. He wants so little, but needs so much. Merely to be seen like a brave and strong hero in his fathers eyes. -tear- love the scar though. :D

Samanthe2121: Yes they are very different. And uh, he didn't like Starfire being so clingy to him so he broke it off with her. Not really dumped, but definitely not dating- even though they never were in this story. -shrugs-

OW! I'M GUNNA NEED SURGERY ON MY SHOULDERS! I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT'S POSSIBLE! STOP MAKING ME SHRUG!'

Sorry. Just like the Princey-boy thing (Yes, that's what I call Zuko), I need to get that off my chest. Even though everyone knows I am totally obsession over Zuko and tired of shrugging.

When I get married, I'm gunna come back to this site, and find my obsession over Zuko written on this story. I am going to be laughing hard, delete the story, and hope my husband never remembers that I had a huge crush on him when we were dating.

But I'm not married to Richie right now, so who really cares.

-sigh- Anyway -waves hand in air lazily-

jellysunshine: Wow. -claps- You're the only person every to say their REAL weight on this site. I'm proud. Nobody ever asked me, but like the Zuko and shrugging thing, I'm in a blurting-out-personal-info mood. I'm 102 1/2 :D I go jogging for two miles every morning at three, then before and after lunch for three miles- with my sister both times. And then we go jogging for five miles after dinner. And only after dinner. We said the only junk food allowed in the house is our jolly ranchers (MINE!) and Starbursts (Poison Ivy's) Poison Ivy -laughs and slaps self on the knee then stop and sigh- gets me every time.

crazier-than-you: And it loves you too. -nods head with a sarcastic look on face. Stays that way for ten minutes then bursts out laugh at comment and not whoever you are- :D

I hope I don't sound rude to any of you. My friends 'broke in' to our new house(We were living in an apartment before) and threw a party for us. My friend Kasey and her twin sister Jacey (Their whole family's end of the name ends with a 'y') get extremely hyper when their together.

I feel like a complete jackass for trying to write while a party is going on. But don't worry, I told Richie to stay away from the hose (Last time, it broke my old lap top. I had to get this new one). He said he was sorry and took me on a romantic train ride for dinner. We had a food fight. That's as romantic as we get until or humorous fun side kicks in.

Now back to the reviews.

AddictiveJon: Thank you. I decided to read your profile, and you really shouldn't hate yourself. Every story will be finished sometime. I believe that call that 'patience'. ;)

6FarieDust9: Thanks.

strodgfrgf: Thank you. And why do I feel like I keep asking you what your pen name means. I understand the beginning means Starfire and then the 'ro' is Robin, but what's the rest?

StickLad: -tear- please tell me you were joking about not reviewing.

coolgirlc: Aren't you the one that writes stories about American Dragon: Jake Long and Teen Titans- sometimes together? I just wanted to tell you, I decided to see the dragon show- dude, that is now one of my favorite shows.

dark-greenday-fan: DUDE! Besides my sisters band, Arella Hill (Don't ask) and Kill Hannah.

Those are the reviews! Hope you enjoyed this chapter! I'm back and I'll be updating quickly- that is, if you still review fast and a lot...