Me: *takes deep breath* I'm okay now, my brain is functioning and I'm ready to TYPE!! BRING IT ON!!!
Yusuke: Blaze, you're never functioning right T_T
Keiko & Me: *thwap Yusuke on head*
Yusuke: OOOWWW!!!
Me: SCREW YOU!!
Hiei: Hn…
Kurama: *has no shirt, kiss marks all over his face, and is still silent* …………………….
Botan: Oh dear, I see the rabid fan girls got your shirt, Kurama.
Me: MWAHAHAH-
Hiei: Dun laugh, you'll pass out again…
Keiko: Isn't that a good thing in your case, Hiei?
Hiei: O_O NO, LAUGH, LAUGH AS HARD AS YOU WANT!!
Me: No, you're right, I need to start the story ^_^
Hiei: NOO!!!
Me: It's time for… "PICK THE DISCLAIMER!!" *takes hat with paper in it* Pick the disclaimer, pick the disclaimer…
Kurama: *thinking* Not me, not me…
Me: Kurama!
Kurama: DAMNIT!!
Rabid Fan Girls: KUUUUUURRRRRAAAAAAMMMMMMAAAAA!!!!!
Kurama: GO TO HELL ALL OF YOU!!! *runs*
Rabid Fan Girls: *chasing Kurama* WEEEE LOOOVVVEEE YOOOOUUUUU KUUUURRRRAAAAMMMMAAAAA!!!!!!
Yusuke: You did that on purpose, didn't you?
Me: You know it o^_^o
Keiko & Botan: So who's the disclaimer, then?!
Me: *picks again* Hiei!
Hiei: Hn? No God damn way!
Me: You'll do it and you'll like it *super death glare oO*
Hiei: OO;; Blaze doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Yoshihiro Togashi and Shonen Jump do. She doesn't own the mall either. SHE DOESN'T OWN ANYTHING!! GET OFF MY BACK!!
Me: Good boy Hiei. *gives Hiei slushie*
Hiei: *swipes* MINE!! *mouth foams*
Yusuke Keiko & Botan: OO;;;;
Me: Let's get on with the story. Enjoy Chapter 1!!
Hiei: BACK AWAY FROM MY SLUSHIES AND GO TO HELL!!! Thank you. *slurp* Aaahhh…
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Chapter 1: LOCKED IN!!!
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Hiei: Why am I here?
Botan: We made you come!
Yusuke: They dragged us along, too…
It was abusy day at the mall, and a certain fire demon was stalking behind the group with a scowl on his face. The only 2 that are REMOTELY happy to be here are Botan and Keiko, (duh. Bakas…), who were the start of our little whacked out adventure.
Yusuke: I thought you'd be HAPPY to be here Kurama.
Kurama: When there's Rabid Fan Girls, or, to keep it short, RFGs, around, I'm never happy. U_U;;
Botan: Oh, cheer up, you three!
Yusuke: Hold on, three? Where's Kuwabara?
Keiko: Hiei scared him so much that he couldn't come.
At that, the short bishie smirked slightly.
Hiei: Better off without him…
Keiko: Anyway, Botan's right, cheer up! Let's get going, there's shops to explore!
And with that, the two girls started walking off, chatting and laughing, with Yusuke and Kurama following 3 feet behind. Hiei stayed where he was, reluctant to be dragged into various human shops.
Hiei: No damn way am I being dragged around like a dog…
Kurama: Oh yes you are.
Yusuke: If we have to go through torture, you do too!
They grabbed Hiei's arms and dragged him, his threats of slicing them into pieces with his Katana having no effect.
Hiei: LET ME GO!!
Kurama: NO WAY!!
Yusuke: YOU'RE COMING TOO!!
And the poor demon was dragged along with the group, wide-eyed at the horrors that awaited him… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahah, oh, forget it T_T
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After being pulled into a pawn shop, a bookstore, an arcade, and countless other stores, plus being chased by RFGS, Hiei finally rested at the food court, with 2 giggling girls and 2 exhausted guys beside him.
Keiko: There now, wasn't that fun?! ^_^
Yusuke, Kurama & Hiei: NO!
Botan and Keiko: T_T;
Yusuke: Can we PLEASe go now?! PLEEASE!!??!!
Kurama: FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE, I'VE BEEN CHASED BY RFGS 5 TIMES!!
Hiei: Hn…
A voice comes from a speaker. "5 minutes until closing, 5 minutes until closing"
Keiko and Botan: Aww…
Y K&H: YEESSS!!!
Keiko: Guess we'd better get going!
The group started to walk from the food court, Hiei yet again scowling and following behind. But, amazingly, something ACTUALLY seemed interesting to him.
Hiei: That would be a good weapon to add to my collection of pointy things…
He's looking at an old sword in an antique shop window. (*sigh*) Unaware of the group heading out the door…
Suddenly, the lights began to shut off in the mall, startling Hiei a bit. Looking around, he saw that no one was left in the mall but him! Running over to the doors, he tried to open them, but was unsuccessful.
Hiei: DAMNIT, THEY'RE LOCKED!! I'M STUCK!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me: Well, how was that for a first chapter? Huh? HUH?!
Yusuke: Not funny T_T
Kurama: I thought this was a humor story…
Me: Well, SOOO-RY!! It'll be funnier in the next chapters, I PROMISE!!!
Hiei: Hn…
Me: R&R! Puh-leez? *sniff*
Kurama: DO IT, SHE'LL SICK ME!!
Yusuke: See ya next chapter…
Hiei: Hn..