AyuLuver18 : -turns around to see Inuyasha standing a metre away- Inu, it was all a joke.I can change it!I can replace the chapter!

Inuyasha : Well, too bad.I don't think I want you to change it.I want to kill you so that has to delete your account due to death.How will I kill you,you ask.I will use my claws to slit your throat,use various sharp objects to induce pain and cause you to shower in blood because of the holes in your skin,pull your guts out of your ass and shove them in the microwave to warm for my dinner.I love spaghetti and meatballs -grins evilly- I will then throw your body out to the sharks so that if you aren't experiencing enough pain you will be after they are finished with you.

Ayuluver18 : Umm, Inu.Would you change your mind if I treat you to a dinner of Ramen -winks nervously-

Inuyasha : Not a chance.Anyways, I should probably get started on your death order. -steps towards AyuLuver18-

-Both hear a rustling in the vent above them-

TO BE CONTINUED...

Disclaimer : I wish I may,I wish I might,have the wish I wish tonight.I wish I owned Inuyasha -waits a few minutes- I told them it wouldn't work!I guess I won't own Inuyasha after all.

Last time on Keeping A Distance

'' Oh I'm sure he did. Since I'm such a nice mother I told them I had sent

for you two to be picked up because we are leaving for our vacation.Now

go upstairs and start packing.'' Miroku nodded like the suck up that he

was and Inuyasha just began walking up the stairs. '' Oh, and boys.'' called

Suki. ''Yes, mother.'' they replied in unison. ''You'll be completing that

detention homework on vacation.'' The boys groaned. ''Yes,mother.''

came their reply.

Keeping A Distance Chapter 4

Unfortunate Umbrella

As soon as the boys got upstairs Inuyasha dragged Miroku to the

bathroom and shoved his head in the toilet. "My,My,Inuyasha.Aren't you a

crabby one today." said Miroku as the toilet water dripped down his face.

"Well, think of it as an early CHRISTMAS present,Miro."replied Inuyasha

with a smirk. 'I guess a bad Christmas present is better than no Christmas

present at all.' thought Miroku.The boys headed to their rooms to begin

packing.They were leaving in a few hours and they had to make a trip

back to their school to pick up their detention homework. 'SHIT!' thought

Inuyasha, while Miroku was thinking 'I hope there are some cute girls over

on that side of town.They can help me with my detention homework.'

-FIVE HOURS LATER-

"MIRO!INU!HURRY THE HELL UP AND GET DOWNSTAIRS!I'M

GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT WE STOP BY THE SCHOOL TO

GET THAT DETENTION WORK!" yelled Suki."COMING

MOTHER!" replied the boys in unison.Both boys looked at each other

and screamed "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"Suki had to laugh at this

because both boys were serious.The boys both ran down the stairs and

out the door and proceeded to fling their luggage in the back of Inuyasha's

black Hummer.Suki took the driver's seat,Miroku took the passenger's

(though it was Inuyasha's car) and Inuyasha got stuck in the back with his

mother's umbrella threatening to plant itself in his ass and his seatbelt

choking him.' This is what I get for throwing my luggage in and being

selfish, thinking the back had the most space for me to sleep on the half

hour drive to the airport.' It seemed as though Suki could read his mind

because she said "That is what you get for throwing your luggage in and

being selfish, thinking the back has the most space for you to sleep on the

half hour drive to the airport.Shame on you!" Miroku began to chuckle

and Inuyasha shot him a death glare. If looks could kill...Miroku would be

cremated.The unfortunate thing was that even if looks could kill Miroku

would not have noticed because he was too busy singing 'Boys & Girls' by

Ayumi Hamasaki. Miroku decided to jump out the car and...

AyuLuver18 : Muahahahaha!Don't you just love me -looks around and

sees Fanfic Cliffy Haters sharpening their axes- -laughs nervously- Well

since you guys don't need me -gulps as FCH approach with evil looks in

their eyes- I'll just grab my walk and get the steppin' -runs out of door

but stops at nearest store to buy two boxes of Pocky for reviewers and

herself- BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!