Me: Mwa hahahahah… two chapters in one day is pretty good. ^___^
Hiei: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ME THROUGH SUCH TORTURE?!
Me: Because I'm an evil insane little freak of a girl, that's why ^_^ And besides, it's what the fans want.
Yusuke: Just like they want Kurama to be chased by RFGs :P
Kurama: Shut the crap up, detective…
Botan: Shouldn't the RFGs be here by now?
Kurama: No, they're a little, "tied up" at the moment… D
RFGs: *tied to lamp post* KUUUUURRRRAAAAMMMMAAAA, WEEEEE LLOOOOOVVVVEEEE YYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Keiko: OO;;
Me: Who knew you could be so ruthless?
Kurama: No one
Me: T_T
Kurama: ….
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Yusuke: PICK THE DISCLAIMER TIME!!
All but Yusuke: *anime drop* Oo;;
Yusuke: What? I hate awkward silence…
Me: He's right, time to -
Audience: PICK THE DISCLAIMER!!!!
Me: *bows* Thank you, thank you ^_^ *picks from hat* The disclaimer for chapter 2 is… Seri?!
Seri: A-BOOYA!!
Hiei: Who's she?!
Yusuke: WHAT THE HELL?!
Kurama: Oh no…
Me: Mwahahahaha…
Seri: Blaze doesn't own anything. Nothing but this story and an army of evil Christmas squirrels. THEY WILL RULE I TELL YOU, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Me: Seri luuuuuuuuvvss Kurama, so he'd better get ready to run. ^____^
Seri: Oh KuRAAAAAAmaaaa…. O ^_______^ O
Kurama: WHY?! WHY ME?! WHHYYYYYY?!?!?! *runs*
Seri: Come back, my love! COME BACK!! *chases*
Keiko and Hiei: You did it again…
Me: Yesh, yesh I did ^____^
Yusuke: Can we get started now? PLEASE?!
Hiei: NO!! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: Okeh dokeh then :P
Hiei: DAMMIT!!
In the last chapter…
"Suddenly, the lights began to shut off in the mall, startling Hiei a bit. Looking around, he saw that no one was left in the mall but him! Running over to the doors, he tried to open them, but was unsuccessful."
Hiei: DAMNIT, THEY'RE LOCKED!! I'M STUCK!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: There's the end of chapter 1 for ya. ONWARD TO CHAPTER 2!!
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Chapter 2: Rurouni Hiei?
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Hiei: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!
The poor demon was stuck in a mall for A WHOLE NIGHT!! It's bad enough he had to come for a whole day, but now he's here during his only peaceful hours, too? AND THERE WASN'T EVEN A DECENT TREE TO SIT IN EITHER!! Tch, talk about inconvenient…
Hiei: DAMN YOU YOU CLOTHES-OBSESSED GIRLS!! IT'S YOUR FAULT!!! ALLLL YOUR FAULT!!!!
Hiei slumped on the floor , his brain hurting from trying to think of what to do.
Hiei: I guess I'd better look around. Hn, maybe I can find some food. Or at least some new clothes, I hate these human garments…
So the fire demon started to walk around the large collection of stores, wondering what was in store for him, and if he'd find food. Or at least his traditional black clothes…
(This could take a while, let's make a time gap, shall we?)
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Hiei: Hn?
Hiei finally came a store, supposedly named, "COSTUMES GALORE!!" He knew that costumes had SOMETHING to do with clothes…
Hiei: Might as well…
So in he ventured, unaware of what he would soon find.
Hiei: What the…????
All around him were brightly colored dresses, shirts, pants, hats, and other accessories! Bewildered, the poor lad took a step back and fell into something soft.
Hiei: AUUGGGHHH!!!
A GIANT STUFFED HIPPIE BEAR!!!! OHH THE HORROR!! Scurrying to the other side of the room, he huddled close to his knees, staring at the enormous evil…
Just to be sure, he took a glance behind him. You can't be too careful…
Hiei: *GASP* MY IDOL!!!
Behind him was a Rurouni Kenshin costume, wig, plastic sword and all! Grinning ear to ear, he took the costume, and slipped into one of the stalls… mwahahahahahahahahaha….. DDDD
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Hiei: I AM KENSHIN THE WANDERER!!
Out pops short lil Hiei in a Kenshin costume. (Awwwww…. Come on, say it with me! 1... 2... 3... AWWWWW!!!!!) Although the red wig was ripped because of his spiky hair, he was still UBER CUUUUUTTEE!!
Hiei: I shall defeat you with my REVERSE-BLADE SWORD!! CHHHHAAAAARRRRGGGEEE!!!!
He ran at the *shudder-twitch* stuffed… hippie bear… *GASP* with the plastic and started to whack it. TAKE THAT YOU FURRY EEEEEEVIL!!
Hiei: DIE!! DIE!! DIE, DAMN YOU!! DIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
The bear started to come apart, and the stuffing was leaking out of the holes. Satisfied with his work, Hiei slipped the fake sword into it's sheath and walked out of the costume shop to find some food. Hey, defeating an evil stuffed hippie bear *shudder-twitch* works up an appetite!
Too bad he didn't notice the security camera in the room…
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Me: Mwahahahahahahaha…
Kurama, Yusuke, Botan, Seri and Keiko: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: SHUT THE HECK UP!! KENSHIN IS NOT MY IDOL!! HE FIGHTS FOR GOOD, I FIGHT TO KIIIILLLLL!!!!
Me: *wipes tear from eye* Oh please
Kurama: Dun hide it!
Yusuke: You luuuuv Kenshin!
Seri: And we all know it now!!
Hiei: Hn… DAMN YOU ALL!!
Keiko: That was funnier than before!
Botan: Yes, much better.
Hiei: It sucked..
All: SHUT UP!!
Hiei: OO;;;;
Me: R&R!!
Kurama: SO I WON'T BE ATTACKED!!
Yusuke: G'bye!
Hiei: GO TO HELL!! HEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!