-: Kikyo falls from vent above Inuyasha and AyuLuver18 and lands on the floor with a 'thud' :-
-: Inuyasha and AyuLuver18 both gasp :-
Inuyasha : Well,Well,Well.Look who decided to DROP in.And I literally mean DROP.
AyuLuver18 : OMIGOSH!Dirt,Clay and Souls to the rescue!
Kikyo : -:glares at them both:- I resent that!
AyuLuver18 : Why?It is,after all,what you are made of.Or was I missing something?
Kikyo : Yes,as a matter of fact you were. -:pouts:- You forgot plastic!
Inuyasha and AyuLuver18 both begin rolling on the floor with laughter:-
Kikyo : (talking to herself) And to think...this is what I get for dropping in to help dense authors.
AyuLuver18 : Hey!I heard that and I'll have you know that I am smarter than you are!Stupid clay pot!
-:AyuLuver18 gets up to cuss off Kikyoand Inuyasha continues rolling until...:-
TO BE CONTINUED...
By the way, the pocky I bought at the story will be given to -:clears throat officially:- AkeryouSesshoumarusMate. Pocky will not be given to MikoWonder17 because SHE says Pocky tastes " weird"! How could she insult Pocky like this?I bet you're wondering how I can refuse to give her pocky.Well, that's because she's one of my best friends so I can do whatever I want! For the hell of it, AkeryouSesshoumarusMate also receives a 2 litre bottle of Sprite.
Disclaimer : Even though my sister is a court clerk and works with the law, she says I have to write this stupid disclaimer because she doesn't think that the 25 cents that took me so long to save would pay for the lawsuit Rumiko Takahashi would file on me if she decided to sue me.So,I officially say : I do not own Inuyasha or any other IY characters.
-:mutters under her breath in Elvish:-
Last time on Keeping A Distance
Miroku began to chuckle and Inuyasha shot him a death glare. If looks
could kill...Miroku would be cremated.The unfortunate thing was that even
if looks could kill Miroku would not have noticed because he was too
busy singing 'Boys & Girls' by Ayumi Hamasaki.Miroku decided to jump
out the car and...
Keeping A Distance Chapter 5
Stone Dancer
...began dancing. He did a few moves that he had seen Janet Jackson and
Ciara do and they looked really weird to Inuyasha and Suki because he
was a man. Nevertheless, there was Miroku shaking his "booty".Inuyasha
cringed.'Kami, what have I done to you that was so horrible for me to
deserve this.' thought Inuyasha.Once again it seemed as though Suki could
read his mind because she said "You became friends with a crazy child in
your younger years.That's why you deserve this.But...why do I?" Suki
stood there and pondered the question while Inuyasha jumped back into
the car (AN : When Miroku jumped out of the car Suki thought something
was wrong with him and jumped out too, pulling Inuyasha with her.)
Inuyasha was ready to drive off, but Miroku gave him a glare that would
even turn Medusa to stone.Which it did to Inuyasha...literally.While
Inuyasha was sitting in the car with his hand on the wheel and a frightened
look on his face, Miroku laughed and went back to dancing. Suki didn't
notice because she was still pondering on the long gone question. While all
this was going on,the trio...i guess you cant count Inuyasha anymore...the
duo failed to remember that they had stopped in the middle of the road
and were being honked at by angry drivers because they were creating
traffic.Unfortunately, the angry drivers did not realize that the driver,
Inuyasha, was turned into stone and sat like a statue holding the steering
wheel stiffly.Which meant he couldn't let go of the wheel for someone else
to move the car.Miroku finally realized and pondered about what to do.He
got an idea and began to...
AyuLuver18 : I guess I just never learn.
-: smiles because evil FCH had to take a pit stop for some diet coke:-
-: eats Pocky and chokes when sees a rather large crowd walking towards her with evil glints in their eyes:-
-:gulps rather loudly and falls into coughing fit:-
Aww Bloody hell!I thought I lost them!Guess I better get going.Read and review guys!
-:runs off while shoving Pocky down her throat and still having coughing fits every 2 minutes or so:-