Me: 8 REVIEWS!!!! A-BOOYA!!!
Seri: That's MY line!! MIIIINNNEEE!!
Yusuke: Like Kurama is yours?
Kurama: NO I'M NOT! IT'S ALL A LIE!! DON'T LISTEN, DAMMIT!!
Seri: Yesh, hi IS mine, isn't he? *evil face* :D
Kurama: *GULP* o.O
Hiei: This should be interesting…
Seri: And I have allies…
Kurama: A-allies?
Seri: *whistles* COME ON IN!!
RFGs: KUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAMMMMAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Kurama: Oh HELL no!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
Seri: CHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!!
RFGs & Seri: *chase Kurama* WEEEEEEE LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Kurama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs* MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keiko, Botan & Yusuke: *rofl* hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Hiei: *snicker*
Me: Mwahahahahahahaha…. Okeh dokeh, kids! It's time to…
Audience: PICK THE DISCLAIMER!!! *cheers*
Me: Yes, yes, thank you, oh, and thank you ^___^ *snaps fingers* MY LUCKY HAT, PLEASE!
Kurama: IT WASN'T SO LUCKY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ANYWAY… *picks* Amarie, come on down!
Amarie: HELL YEAH!!!!
Me: Hello, oh annoying Yami of mine^__^
Amarie: Watch it, light T_T Blaze owns nothing but her Evil Army Of Christmas Squirrels, Or EAOCS, as we like to call it, and an enormous collection of YuGiOh posters o.O Dun ask…
Me: YESH!!! I WILL HAVE ALL OF THE YuGiOh POSTERS IN THE WORLD SOON!! RUN, MY FESTIVE RODENT FRIENDS, RETRIEVE MY PRIZED POSSESSIONS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Keiko, Botan, Yusuke, Hiei & Amarie: o.O OO;;;;;;
Botan: Let's recap on the last chapter, shall we? ^_____^
" He ran at the *shudder-twitch* stuffed… hippie bear… *GASP* with the plastic and started to whack it. TAKE THAT YOU FURRY EEEVIL!!
Hiei: DIE!! DIE!! DIE, DAMN YOU!! DIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
The bear started to come apart, and the stuffing was leaking out of its holes. Satisfied with his work, Hiei slipped the fake sword into its sheath and walked out of the costume shop to find some food. Hey, defeating an evil stuffed hippie bear *shudder-twitch* works up an appetite!
Too bad he didn't notice the security camera in the room…"
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hiei: SHUT UP!!!
Yusuke: ON TO CHAPTER THREE!!! CHARGE!!!!
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Chapter 3: LORD OF THE SLUSHIES!!
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Hiei: Defeating evil makes you hungry, that it does.
Wandering around like a good Rurouni should, Hiei tried to navigate his way back to the food court, but couldn't remember where it was T_T (sigh)
Hiei: I'm confused, that I am *__*
So he decided to walk around again, determined to find food. And then he found a pretzel stand… ho boy OO;;
Hiei: What's this blue water stuff?
On the counter was a machine filled with blue slushie stuff. Sugar loaded blue slushie stuff. Which intrigued our short friend quite a bit.
Hiei: I shall taste this, that I shall.
Grabbing a cup, he pulled a lever. Magically, the slushie stuff poured into the cup! insert oooohs and aaahhhs here Fumbling around for a straw, Hiei took a sip of the blue melted ice. Can you say, INSTANT SUGAR RUSH????!!!!
Hiei: HEEEHAAAHOOOHEEEHHAAAAHEEEMWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *jumps off walls*
The sugar in the slushie mix corrupted our gentle Rurouni Hiei (okay, he was never REALLY gentle, but he acted like it in the costume. ALSO magic? o.O) and turned him into a power hungry slushie hoard!! NOO!!!
Hiei: I AM THE ALL MIGHTY LORD OF THE SLUSHIES!!!! BOW DOWN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I SAID BOW, DAMMIT!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *bounce-boing-SPROING*
He bounced off of the walls using his extreme speed, grabbing cup after cup of slushie and getting more sugar in his system by the minute.
Hiei: *slurp* THE COW WENT QUACK! AS HE FLEW INTO THE SETTING CHEESE WITH THE DISH AND THE SPORK!!! WEEHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! *slurp**bounce-boing-SPROING*
Suddenly, the slushie mix RAN OUT!!! (phew *is whacked* OWWW!!! Man, it's a relief! Sheesh, I didn't know Sugar High Hiei was so popular…) This aggravated the "Lord of the Slushies" a little…
Hiei: WHERE ARE THE SLUSHIES?! I DEMAND MORE SLUSHIES!!! SLUSHIES! SLUSHIES! SLUSHIES!! *bounce-boing-SPROING*
And so, Hiei bounced off through the mall, looking for more slushies to satisfy him.
To bad he didn't notice the security camera there, either…
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All but Hiei: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hiei: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Me: I don't know what's funnier, Rurouni Hiei or Hiei, Lord of the Slushies!
All b/ Hiei: BOTH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Hiei: THIS ENDS HERE!! NO MORE!!! *cries* It's not fair, Mommy! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!?! WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Me: R&R!!
Kurama: SO I WON'T BE ATTACKED!!
Seri: AND WE CAN GO ON!!
Yusuke: AND WE GOTTA GO!!
Botan: Cheerio, then.
Keiko: Buh-bye!
Hiei: LEAVE ME ALONE!! MOOOOMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!! *sob-sob-