...he begins falling down the stairs
Inuyasha : Oo0Oo0w!This is painfulllllllll!
-: AyuLuver18 and Kikyo both laugh at Inuyasha's antics:-
-:AyuLuver uses Inuyasha's pain as a diversion and slaps Kikyo in the face:-
Kikyo : Bitch!You dare slap me!Bow down to me!Praise me!I am THE best Priestess and my name is Kikyo!
AyuLuver18 : What a corny line!Who the hell is you?Tellin' me to bown down to you!You are lower than the lowest scum of the earth!Speak to me no more!
Kikyo : I SAID BOW DOWN!NOW!
AyuLuver18 : AND I SAID SPEAK TO ME NO MORE YOU FOOLISH AMOEBA!
And this begins an all out war...
-:AyuLuver18 begins beating Kikyo's face in:-
Kikyo : You have won!May the force be with you.
-:Kikyo begins pulling a knife out of her sleeve:-
-: AyuLuver18 senses and blows her away with a ball of fire:-
AyuLuver18 : And may the force hit you!
Meanwhile Inuyasha was...
TO BE CONTINUED...
This chapter is dedicated to :
Waterandsky04
Shae-chan
Disclaimer : 0kay,Okay,I'll say it!I do not own Inuyasha or any other characters.NOW GIT OUTTA MY FACE!
Last time on Keeping A Distance :
While all this was going on,the trio...I guess you can't count Inuyasha
anymore...the duo failed to remember that they had stopped in the middle
of the road and were being honked at by angry drivers because they were
creating traffic.Unfortunately, the drivers did not realize that the driver,
Inuyasha, was turned into stone and sat like a statue holding the steering
wheel stiffly.Which meant he couldn't let go of this.Miroku finally realized
and pondered about what to do.He got an idea and began to...
Keeping A Distance Chapter 6
Stop n' Go
...direct traffic.While Miroku swung the 'STOP' and 'GO' sign he
accidentally hit Inuyasha in the forehead and Inuyasha began
uncrumbling.As soon as Inuyasha's mouth was uncrumbled he screamed
"MIROKU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"All the angry drivers suddenly
became scared drivers and drove away quickly.Miroku turned around
slowly because he felt Inuyasha's penetrating glare burning the back of his
neck. Just like Miroku's STONE cold glare Inuyasha's penetrating glare
was literally burning the back of Miroku's neck.Which set Miroku and his
favourite Barney shirt on fire.now that there were no more drivers and
Miroku was running around like an idiot Inuyasha decided that he would
put the 'STOP' and 'GO' sign to good use.He began "helping" Miroku get
the fire out by beating him on the head with the sign. "INUYASHA!IT'S
MY LOWER BODY NOT MY HEAD!" yelled Miroku. The yelling
snapped Suki out of her daze and just as Inuyasha was about to swing the
last hit that would knock Miroku out cold for days, Suki yelled at
Inuyasha. "INUYASHA YOU FOOL!YOU COULD HAVE
KNOCKED MIROKU OUT COLD FOR DAYS!" 'That's what I was
hoping for.' thought Inuyasha as his mother glared at him and helped
Miroku knock off the remaining fire."Inuyasha." Suki said curtly. "Yes,
mother ?" replied Inuyasha. "Apologize to Miroku right this instant."
"Yes,mother.I'm sorry Miroku." Miroku accepted the apology even
though he knew that Inuyasha did not mean it. "Well, Inuyasha.Since you
almost knocked Miroku out I have an idea of how you can pay him back."
said Suki. 'Uh oh.' thought Inuyasha as he sighed.
AyuLuver18 : -:sees evil FCH:-
-:cough:- Take this! -:cough cough:-
-:pulls out AK 47 :-
-:shoots a bullet into the sky which distracts FCH and runs away:-
HaHa suckers!I gotta run!Review everybody!