Me: *is laughing at previous chapter* HIEI, LORD OF THE SLUSHIES!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hiei: *blushes* SHUT UP, NINGEN!!
Me: I am NOT a NINGEN!! I am a HALF-DEMON!!!
Hiei: YOU HAVE NINGEN IN YOU, THEREFOR YOU ARE A NINGEN!!
Amarie: SHE IS NOT!!
Hiei: IS TOO!!
Me: AM NOT!!
Hiei: ARE TOO!!
Amarie: IS-
Seri: SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!!!!
Amarie, Hiei & Me: OO;; YESH MA'AM!!
Yusuke: Hey Seri, isn't it about time you started, "the chase?" *snicker*
Kurama: O.O YUSUKE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Seri: … O___________O o^____________________________^o
Kurama: O.o o.O (nuff said UU)
Yusuke: Annnnnnddddd….. GO!!!
Seri: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Kurama: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries while running*
Me, Hiei, Amarie & Yusuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Me: Haha, where's Keiko and, HAHA, Botan?
Hiei: They, haHAYAHA, left, HA!
Amarie: HA, oh, HAHA!!
Me: *sigh* That was funneh. BUT WE MUST NOW…
Audience: PICK THE DISCLAIMER!! *cheers*
Me: AMARIE, my hat please!
Amarie: *hands me hat* Mwahahahahaha….
Me: Thank yah ^_^ *picks* and the disclaimer for today is… ONE OF MY CHRISTMAS SQUIRREL MINOINS!! I'll pick my oldest and most loyal squirrel, CHIPPY!!
Chippy: Thank you, master.
Me: No prob, Chippy ~^_^~
Chippy: Master owns nothing but us, the Christmas Squirrels and Amarie. That is all. WE SHALL RUUUULLLLEEEE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *laughs insanely*
Everyone b/ me: O.o''
Me: Gooood squirrel minion. ^__^
Amarie: …Let's recap the last chapter…
"Hiei: I AM THE ALL MIGHTY LORD OF THE SLUSHIES!!!! BOW DOWN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I SAID BOW, DAMMIT!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *bounce-boing-SPROING*
He bounced off of the walls using his extreme speed, grabbing cup after cup of slushie and getting more sugar in his system by the minute.
Hiei: *slurp* THE COW WENT QUACK! AS HE FLEW INTO THE SETTING CHEESE WITH THE DISH AND THE SPORK!!! WEEHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! *slurp**bounce-boing-SPROING*
Suddenly, the slushie mix RAN OUT!!! (phew *is whacked* OWWW!!! Man, it's a relief! Sheesh, I didn't know Sugar High Hiei was so popular…) This aggravated the "Lord of the Slushies" a little…
Hiei: WHERE ARE THE SLUSHIES?! I DEMAND MORE SLUSHIES!!! SLUSHIES! SLUSHIES! SLUSHIES!! *bounce-boing-SPROING*
And so, Hiei bounced off through the mall, looking for more slushies to satisfy him.
To bad he didn't notice the security camera there, either…"
Me: Let us venture forward too… CHAPTER 4!!
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Chapter 4: Hiei meets Amarie: CHAOS COMMENCES!
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Hiei: WEEEHHEEEHEEEHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hiei, the now-not-so-calm-Rurouni, was bouncing off the walls in search of more slushies. THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!
Hiei: SLUSHIES!! SLUSHIES!! SLUSHIES!! SLUSHIES!! SSSSLLLUUUUSSSSHHHHIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!
O.o Scary, ain't it? Then, an amazing thing happened, stopping him in mid-run!
Hiei: O.O BRAIN FREEEEEZZZEEE!!! OOOOWWWWIIIIEEEE!!!!
He fell to the ground, clutching his poor little hurting head. (awwwwww…)
Hiei: THE PAIN!! THE TERRIBLE, FREEZING PAIN!!! MY SLUSHIES, YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!!!!
After 10 minutes of writhing on the floor, the poor fire demon passed out on the floor, with those KAWAII swirl eyes ~^_^~
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Amarie: OMIGOD, HIEI!!
Our short main character awoke to the sight of a wolf demon with piercing blue eyes, steel blue ears, and the same color tail with a white tip. MY YAMI, AMARIE!! She was in shock. Then she burst into tears.
Amarie: HIEI!! OMIGOD, HE'S DEAD!! WHY!?!?! WHY NOT MEEEEEEE?!?! *sob-sob*
Amarie grabbed Hiei in a tight hug, muttering things between sobs like, "I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE!!" and, "WHY?! WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?!?! WHYYY????!!!!"
Hiei: Can't… breath… *GASP*
Amarie: *stops crying* HIEI!!! o^__^o
Hiei: Let… go… you damn… psycho…
Amarie: Oh, sorry ~^_^~ *lets go*
Hiei: *GASP* Who the hell are you? I thought I was alone!!
Amarie: I'm Amarie AND I LOVE YOU HIEI!!
Hiei: O.O;; Uuuhhh…
Confused at the obviously-on-crack demon, Hiei slowly got up, followed by Amarie's heart eyes. He was starting to get creeped out…
Hiei: Uuuhhh… do you know where I could find more slushies?
Amarie: Hiiieeeiii…
Hiei: O.o Well?
Amarie: Yeeessss…
Hiei: WHERE, DAMMIT?!
Amarie: v_v *sniff*
Hiei: O_O S-stop that… come on!
Amarie: You *sniff* HATE ME!!! *cries* WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Hiei: NO NO!! I JUST WANT SLUSHIES, THAT'S ALL, AND-
Amarie: I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!! ~^_____^~
Hiei: *anime drop* UU Where…?
Amarie: Come on, follow me!!
Hiei: Hn…
And so, Amarie and Hiei start to walk towards the left, Hiei being unsure of weather or not to TRUST this on-drugs wolf, Amarie spacing out because she was in ecstasy…
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Amarie: Here we are!! ^_^
Hiei: *GASP*
They arrived at a place called, "Slushie Heaven." Hiei was overjoyed.
Hiei: *squeals O.o* EEEEEEEE!!! *runs over to machine and drinks slushie mix, then gets high again V_V'* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Amarie: *drinks mix and also gets high* HEEHEEHEEYEEHOOHOOHOHO!!!
The two demons were now BOTH high on sugar, running around the place like the maniacs that they were and shouting unknown phrases T_T
Hiei: I AM STILL THE ALL MIGHTY LORD OF THE SLUSHIES!!! ALL HAIL!!!!
Amarie: AND I'M THE ALL POWERFUL QUEEN OF THE SLUSHIES!!! BOW DOWN TO US!!! NO!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Hiei: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hiei & Amarie: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Then, YET AGAIN, the dreaded attacker brought them down again, leaving them in extreme pain… (*shudders*) Owww…
Hiei & Amarie: O.O BRAIN FREEEEEZZZEEE!!! OOWWWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! ____
They both fell, knocked out, to the ground, AGAIN with the swirl eyes (KAWAII!!! o^_^o)
And so there they lay, temporarily paralyzed by the traitor slushies that they once loved…
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Me: THE ENDING'S SO SAD!!! *cries* JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! ;_;
Kurama and Seri: *come back*
Seri: *has goofy smile* ~^______________________________^~
Kurama: *has kiss marks all over him, no shirt, and is whimpering* :S
Amarie: Kurama, what happened?!
Kurama: She- she- SHE STOLE IT!!! *cries*
Hiei: Stole what?
Kurama: IT!! WAAAHH!!
Yusuke & Me: *GASP* You mean… IT?!
Kurama: *nods* *sniff* WAAAAHHHHH!!!!
All b/ Seri & Kurama: NOO!!
Kurama: YES!! She- she- SHE STOLE A PIECE OF MY HAIR!!! ;_________;
All b/ Seri & Kurama: *anime drop* V____V;;
Amarie: THAT'S IT?!
Hiei: YOUR HAIR?!
Kurama: *sniff* BUT I LOVE MY HAIR!!
Seri: WHAT?! I needed it for my shrine…
Me: T_T Just R&R…
Yusuke: Your hair…*sigh*
All: C ya!
Kurama: MY POOR HAIR!!! *sobs*
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AN: Heya! Now then, I'm posting a notice! You can put in a review to run for "Pick the Disclaimer!" Yes, now YOU TOO can become disclaimer for a chapter in Blaze's fic, "Hiei's Mall Madness," FREE OF CHARGE!! Limited time offer people, LIMITED TIME OFFER!! REVIEW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!! I SAID REVIEW, DAMMIT!! O.o *takes deep breaths* I'm okay now… WHERE'D YOU GO?! Oh well… *waits for you to come back*
Finally! YOU'RE HERE! YOU LOVE ME!! No I can end my AN!!
Thank you, that is all. ^_^'
~-Blaze-~