A/N: A lovely little spoof written to piss off a friend. Kari is in love with Robin. It sickens all my friends. I mean, c'mon! He's a cartoon character. This whole "Robin is gay and loves Slade" thing came from this one time, before I even started watching the show, I drew a picture of Robin and Slade holding hands, and it snowballed into this. Anyway, I thought I'd post it here, 'cause I think it turned out pretty good. Plus, it's a bit of payback for this story Kari wrote about me… and… Slade. Yeah. Sick. I like Slade, sure, but not like that. Oh, God, never like that. Anyway, now the whole world will know "The Truth"!

Disclaimer: Whenever Slade and Robin proclaim their love for each other, you'll know I own it. But, till then, I guess I'll have to settle with wishful writing.

Robin threw the doors to the factory open. I know I saw Slade come in here…. he thought as he peered into the dim lighting, seeing nothing except machinery. He was alone; the other Titans were scouring the city for Slade, all headed in different directions.

Robin had seen Slade jumping over roof tops, and followed him here. He couldn't explain why he was so… Well, obsessed with Slade. He just had to find him. It was instinct. Ever since he had first met him, he knew, just knew, he had to capture him. What then, he didn't know.

He heard soft laughter behind him. Spinning around, he saw the doors slowly swing closed. "Slade!" Robin hissed, narrowing his eyes as he dropped into a defensive crouch. "Show yourself!"

"Oh, Robin, I'll do more than that!" Slade laughed again, and a laser beam shot down at Robin, who rolled easily away.

"You'll have to do better than that, Slade!" Robin shouted, scanning the area as he pulled out his retractable staff. He heard Slade's laughing response and followed cautiously.

BANG! Robin fell on his back with a groan, his head ringing from Slade's blow to the head. He sat up, rubbing the bruise, when Slade's foot came out of nowhere and slammed into his chest, pinning him painfully to the ground.

"When will you ever learn, Robin?" Slade sighed, glaring down at him as he shook his head. "You could have been my student, my apprentice, but you threw that all away for your little friends. Not a word!" He ground his foot into Robin's chest harder, effectively silencing whatever he had been about to say. "I know you, Robin.You think that friends mean something- that your friends care about you. That they love you."

"How would you know if friends mean anything? You don't have any!" He snapped, grabbing Slade's foot and twisting as he shoved it. Slade lost his balance, staggering off Robin. Robin leapt up and grabbed his staff, swinging it at Slade. Slade grabbed the staff and shoved the butt into Robin's stomach.

Robin doubled over, and Slade brought the staff's end slamming into Robin's chin.

Robin staggered backward, stunned momentarily. Slade took this opportunity to land a flurry of agonizing blows, Robin yelping with each hit. Robin finally fell down, laying on his stomach, bleeding. He started to rise, but Slade kicked him in the ribs. Robin cried out in pain, and fell back down.

Slade knelt beside him, and placed his mouth next Robin's ear. "It doesn't have to be like this, Robin." He hissed quietly. "You have so much potential… This is such a waste. We could rule this city."

"You're wasting your breath!" Robin roared, leaping to his feet and swinging his fist at Slade's face.

But he was weak; too weak to fight. Slade grabbed Robin's speeding fist and twisted it behind his back. Robin groaned and winced in pain. "If that is how you want it…"

Slade threw Robin to the ground and picked up Robin's dropped staff. "Good night, Robin." He quipped, before slamming the staff into the side of Robin's already throbbing head.

Robin collapsed, darkness edging his vision. What's going to happen to me…? He thought, before everything went black.

A/N: Aw, man, I can't wait 'til I tell Kari I posted this! There are a few more chapter to this (it's quite short). REVIEW!