Me: AND WE'RE BACK!!! Now then, wasn't that last chapter FUN?! ^_^
Amarie & Hiei: NO.
Me: Bu- but why not?
Hiei & Amarie: BRAIN FREEZES HURT!!! _
Me: Ooohhh… hehheh, sorry ~^_^~
Hiei & Amarie: T_T Oh yeah, sorry REALLY helps…
Kurama: *thinking* No chasing, no chasing…
Seri: Oh KuRAAAAmaaa… D
Kurama: Oh shit Oo
RFGs: *advancing on the poor bishie* Mwahahahaha…
Yusuke: GUYS!! It's CHASE TIME!! Gather round!!
Me: OOOHHH!!! Yay, one of my FAVORITE parts of the story!!
Amarie: Anyone want popcorn? *holds out popcorn bag*
Hiei: Oh, me! *takes popcorn*
Kurama: *looks around frantically* N-no! YOU CAN'T CHASE ME!! Cuz… uh… *grabs nearest red-head* I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!! O__O
Kichiko (the red-head Kurama grabbed): *is confused* Uhh… OO;
RFGs: Awwww….. *sob* NO FAAAAIIIRRRR!!!!!
Seri: Girl… friend…? ;_;
Kurama: YEAH!! HA! THAT'S RIGHT, NO CHASE TODAY!!
Amarie, Yusuke, Me & Hiei: Awwwww…
Kichiko: *blushes* ~^_^~ I'm your girlfriend…
Seri: ;___________; Bu-bu-but… I thought… I was… ;_____________________________;
Kurama: O__O Oh crap, what have I gotten myself into…?
Seri: But… but… but… ;___________________________________________; *starts to cry* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kichiko: O_O;;
Kurama: Aw, come ON Seri!!
Seri: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS *sob* ANDS THEN SHE COMES *gag* AND WHHHHHHYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Amarie: Awwwww…
Hiei: Hn…
Yusuke: KURAMA!! *glares* T_T
Me: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!
Kurama: WHAT?!
Kichiko: I think I'll go now… *slips away quietly…*
Me: Ya know what, now that poor Seri's depressed, I'm just gonna do the disclaimer. No, I, Blaze, do NOT own YuYu Hakusho, OR any of it's characters, OR the mall, OR slushies, just my Christmas squirrels and Amarie. And I guess I own myself…
Kurama: SERI, I'M SORRY, OKAY?!
Seri: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: *sigh* Baka kitsune…
Yusuke: Let's just recap last chapter…
"Hiei: I AM STILL THE ALL MIGHTY LORD OF THE SLUSHIES!!! ALL HAIL!!!!
Amarie: AND I'M THE ALL POWERFUL QUEEN OF THE SLUSHIES!!! BOW DOWN TO US!!! NO!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Hiei: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hiei & Amarie: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Then, YET AGAIN, the dreaded attacker brought them down again, leaving them in extreme pain… (*shudders*) Owww…
Hiei & Amarie: O.O BRAIN FREEEEEZZZEEE!!! OOWWWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! ____
They both fell, knocked out, to the ground, AGAIN with the swirl eyes (KAWAII!!! o^_^o)
And so there they lay, temporarily paralyzed by the traitor slushies that they once loved…"
Amarie: Let's continue before this gets too outta hand…
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Chapter 5: THE CHAOS CONTINUES!!
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After about an hour or so, the two demons started to stir a bit, getting up and rubbing their heads. Seems the brain freezes had aftermaths…
Both: Owww… _
Hiei: What happened…
Amarie: I think… Our slushies betrayed us…
Hiei: Hn, damn brain freezes…
Amarie: …What do we do now..?
Hiei: Look around again, I guess…
Amarie: But for what…
Hiei: O_O P
Amarie: O__O Uh, hiei… what's up with you…?
Hiei: Wanna go see something cool?
Amarie: Depends, what the hell is it?
Hiei: Are Hippie bears evil?
Amarie: O____O YES, YES, THE HORROR!!!!
Hiei: Then you'll love this… D
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Amarie: *laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hiei: Isn't it, though? ^_^
Well, Hiei decided to take Amarie to the "site of the Evil Hippie Bear" and gloat.
Amarie: YOU DID THIS?! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Hiei: Yes, yes I did ~^_^~
Awww… I think he's trying to impress her… *puts on Steve Irwin Voice* CROIKEY!! It's mating season!! Let's watch as the shorter one tries to "get the attention of" the taller one.
Amarie: I wonder if any more Evil Stuffed Hippie bears roam the mall… WE HAVE TO KEEP IT SAFE FOR ALL PEOPLE WHO COME TO SHOP!! *hero music plays and wind blows* XP
Hiei: Er… sure, whatever. Can't resist a good beat up, anyway. D Mwahahaha… LET'S GO!!
And so off they go to defend the mall from evil stuffed hippie bears. XD Yes, stupid, I know, but I'm runnin outta ideas XP
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Amarie: We haven't seen an evil stuffed hippie bear for an hour and a half. ;_;
Hiei: Hey, at least the mall's safe.
Amarie: But… but… BUT I WANTED TO BEAT SUMTHIN UP!!! ;____;
Hiei: O_o Uhh… We can always beat up other plushies…
Amarie: REALLY?!
Hiei: *anime drop* VV Yes Amarie, really.
Amarie: But where to find them… I GOT IT!! *light bulb flashes over head, but then goes out* T_T *flicks light bulb, it stays unlit* Cheap brand… *throws* Let's go, Hiei!
Hiei: WHERE NOW?!?!
Amarie: PLUSHIE MANIA!!
Hiei: Oh God…
And they head off to "Plushie Mania" to beat up Evil Plushie Villains… man, this is getting wierder and wierder…
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Amarie: We're HEEEErrree!!
Hiei: I can see that T_T;
Waltzing into "Plushie Mania," Amarie's eyes grow to the size of freakishly-large plates o.O (No, I do NOT know where that came from. Must be those damn Pixi Stix again… BTW, I don't own Pixi Stix either, Mr. Wonka does XP)
Amarie: O_______O SO MUCH EEEEEEVVVVIIILLLL!!!! O_______O
Hiei: BAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! _______________
Amarie: Too… much… PINK!!! *has anxiety attack* The pink… IT'S TAKING OVER!!!
Hiei: GET A GRIP!! WE'VE GOTTA BEAT THIS EEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!!!!
Amarie: ATTTTAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!
Hiei: YAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
They LUNGE at the plushies, tearing them to shreds, and
BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, but the sensor people felt that this scene was too graphic for our young readers to experiance. USE YOUR IMAGINATION FOR THE LOVE OF BOB!! Thank you.
BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aw man… anyway, when the scene was over, stuffing was EVERYWHERE!! Shreds of cloth and velvet were scattered among plushie heads and limbs. OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!
Hiei: Hehhehheh…
Amarie: We dun good… THE MALL IS SAFE ONCE AGAIN!!!
Hiei: BOOYA!!
*high five*
Amarie: …Hiei?
Hiei: Yeah Amarie?
Amarie: What so we do now?
Hiei: O_O
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Me: THE POOR PLUSHIES!!!
Amarie: Oh please…
Hiei: That was fun ^__^
Yusuke: O__o Hiei?
Hiei: Yeah?
Yusuke: You scare me…
Hiei: T_T
Seri: *attached to Kurama's arm* ^___________^
Kurama: ;____;
Me: Well, look at it this way Kurama, at least she's not crying anymore! Hehhehheh… ^^;
Kurama: T_T Shut up…
Amarie: Touch-Y!
Yusuke: R&R!!
Me: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!!
Yusuke: O_O Sorry…
Me: R&R!!
Yusuke: T_T
Hiei: Hn…
Amarie: WHAT WILL WE DO NEXT?!?!
Seri: ~^________________^~
Kurama: Help me…
Me: Oh, and don't forget to put in a slip for Pick the Disclaimer!!
All: BYE!!