Hi! I am YoshimuraK, and welcome to Xenoblade Chronicles 3: What if!
This fanfic is about Xenoblade 3 and the various what-if scenarios of the game. The main theme of the chapters will be...
Crack.
Not just crack.
Crystal meth
Kidding.
Anyway, yeah, this fic is a crack fic. There could be exceptions like a slight NSFW chapter or a chapter for fluff, but there would be crack there too.
And since this fic is all about ideas, I accept requests or fan ideas in the comments. If I find some good ones, I might actually make a chapter out of it. So, if you have some good ideas to share, feel free to leave comments! I read every comment, and I usually reply to every comment!
So, enough of the introduction, let's go to the chapter index!
What if: Lanz jumped the wrong way (Spoilers for chapter 2)
What if: Ghondor messed up her throw (Spoilers for chapter 6)
What if: The Flute was actually icky (Spoilers for chapter 4)
What if: D's aim was accurate (Spoilers for chapter 6)
What if: Eunie was Melia's daughter (Spoilers for chapter 7)
What if: N hit the wrong place (Spoilers for chapter 5)
What if: Mio actually acted like a cat (No spoilers)
What if: Eunie acted like a bird (No spoilers)
What if: They actually got sex ed (Spoilers for chapter 5) (Slight NSFW)
What if: Mio took catnip (No spoilers)
What if: Eunie's wings acted like a fan (Spoilers for chapter 2)
What if: They got curious of Mio's ears (No spoilers)
What if: Mio had earwax problems (No spoilers)
What if: Ethel's body wasn't that durable (Spoilers for chapter 2)
What if: The off-seers used a different instrument (Entire game spoiler)
What if: Noah preferred dogs over cats (Spoilers?)
What if: Juniper ate chocolate (Spoilers?)
What if: Accents were suddenly a thing (Final boss spoiler)
What if: They completely switched clothes (No spoilers)
What if: Manana's food did nothing (No spoilers)
What if: Xenophones existed (Spoilers for chapter 6)
What if: Eunie tried to put the hoodie on (No spoilers)
What if: They got swimsuits (No spoilers)
What if: They were mentally healthy (Entire game spoilers)
What if: Nia kept her blade outfit (Endgame spoiler)
What if: Melia had bad cramps (Endgame spoilers)
What if: Mio took catnip 2 (Spoilers for chapter 6) (Slight NSFW)
What if: The Queens used antivirus - Aionios ver. (Entire game spoiler)
What if: The Queens used antivirus - Outside ver. (Entire game spoiler)
What if: Ghondor was polite (Spoilers for chapter 5)
What if: Mio actually acted like a cat 2 (Spoilers for chapter 5)
What if: They got the Monado (Endgame spoilers)
What if: It was Mwambin' time (Spoilers...?)
What if: They acted like siblings (Spoilers for chapter 5)
What if: They took their last mixed bath (Spoilers for chapter 2)
What if: Mio actually acted like a cat 3 (Spoilers for chapter 6)
What if: Flame Clocks did other things (Entire game spoilers)
What if: Mio kept M's outfit (Spoilers for chapter 5)
What if: They ordered special edition (No spoilers)
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